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06 Jun 05 - 12:48 PM (#1501176) Subject: Song Challenge: The Nude Cleaner From: Flash Company Today's Daily Telegraph reports a novel objection to a Planning Application in Tewkesbury. Apparently a Mrs Barengaria Fitzhamon-Davis (Honest!) has objected to a flats conversion overlooking her property on the grounds that she will be unable to do her vacuum cleaning in the nude, which is her preferred dress. I could not quite understand her comment 'When I am cleaning in the nude I feel like Freddie Mercury', I mean, we've all felt like that but where is she going to find him in Tewkesbury on a wet afternoon? Thre must be a song in here somewhere! Off to the wood-shed! FC |
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06 Jun 05 - 01:18 PM (#1501201) Subject: RE: Song Challenge: The Nude Cleaner From: Nigel Parsons And please do not demean yourselves by using the obvious comments about the handle of the vacuum cleaner vibrating. OOPS! |