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15 Jun 05 - 08:33 AM (#1501515) Subject: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: Bee-dubya-ell Okay, we know it was your fault, you nasty little quantum duck-dog. Playing around with wormholes and causing six months of the Mudcat to disappear from the space-time continuum. Bad Gluon! But now it's back! We knew you could do it! Well done! Just don't do it again! You wanna play around with websites and wormholes there are a lot of porn sites, right-wing hate sites, and Christina Aguilera fansites that we'd love to see disappear entirely. Now, quit humpin' Joe Offer's leg and get back to the MOAB where you belong! |
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15 Jun 05 - 08:34 AM (#1501516) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: GUEST,Gluon QUARK!!! QUARK!!! (Translation: I'm sorry. But it wasn't really my fault. Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle and all that, you understand? And thanks for recognizing my efforts toward getting things back to normal. Maybe now Amos will by me that superhero outfit with the big "G" on the front.) |
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15 Jun 05 - 08:59 AM (#1501544) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: GUEST |
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15 Jun 05 - 09:01 AM (#1501545) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: GUEST,Rapaire That was me above. I tripped getting the down the Aunty Quark's Raw Liver and Cheese Flavored (Flavoured in the UK and Canada) Pucky Treats from the shelf. Here ya go, Gluon! Goooooooooooooooood pucky! |
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15 Jun 05 - 09:01 AM (#1501546) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: GUEST,The Barden of England at work Hopefully now we can be full of STRANGENESS and CHARM. John Barden |
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15 Jun 05 - 09:12 AM (#1501553) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: Stilly River Sage Get yourself over to the Mother of All BS and you'll find tons of it! |
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15 Jun 05 - 10:33 AM (#1501593) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: Bill D so...do we now have a Boson's mate? |
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15 Jun 05 - 10:37 AM (#1501598) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: GUEST,MMario I hope not - or we'll have little mesons and such cluttering up underfoot! |
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15 Jun 05 - 10:43 AM (#1501601) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: mooman According to my baryonmeter, things are looking brighter! moo |
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15 Jun 05 - 11:22 AM (#1501627) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: GUEST,Mr Red (shift) It was Shrodinger's MudCat wot did it. |
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15 Jun 05 - 12:01 PM (#1501656) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: GUEST,Gluon QUARK!!! QUARK!!! (Translation: Careful now! All this subatomic particle talk is giving me a hadron!) |
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15 Jun 05 - 12:33 PM (#1501687) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: GUEST,MMario hey look! this page seems to have a picture of one of Gluon's relatives! |
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15 Jun 05 - 02:44 PM (#1501777) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: TheBigPinkLad Oh, I thought a gluon was what Janet Jackson was wearing at the Superbowl ... |
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15 Jun 05 - 02:49 PM (#1501785) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: GUEST,MMario don't be silly - Gluon has better taste then to be seen with janet Jackson! |
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15 Jun 05 - 02:54 PM (#1501788) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: TheBigPinkLad Taste is the enemy of art. |
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15 Jun 05 - 03:24 PM (#1501811) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: Amos Gluon, for those who do not know, is the MOAB mascot, a duck-dog who is one part boson, one part duck and one part Airedale and one part missing. He speaks intelligently, but always in one syllable, which is "Quark!". A |
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15 Jun 05 - 04:10 PM (#1501849) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: Micca but I still wonder what will happen if I have the Pasta and the antiPasta and they mix in my stomach? |
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15 Jun 05 - 04:16 PM (#1501853) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: GUEST,MMario That's simple, Micca! They cancel each other out and you're hungry again. |
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15 Jun 05 - 04:18 PM (#1501858) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: TheBigPinkLad Ah, 'boson' ... my mistake, thought it was bosom ... sorry Janet. |
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16 Jun 05 - 03:12 PM (#1502405) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: Stilly River Sage Micca--it becomes "doesn't matter." |
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16 Jun 05 - 03:51 PM (#1502434) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: Rapparee Well, if the pasta is composed of anti-matter and the antipasto is composed of matter, then the anti-matter pasta becomes the antipasta and the antipasto remains antipasto, only not anti-matter antipasto. Well, in any case, you'll have an AWFUL tummyache, assuming you're still around to enjoy it. |
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17 Jun 05 - 04:15 AM (#1502817) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: John MacKenzie Tally Ho said my uncle as he lepton my antimatter, how about some reaction this time, any more of this cold fusion and I'm going fission with the boys, and that's positive. G. |
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17 Jun 05 - 09:29 AM (#1502968) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: Stilly River Sage Ewwwwww. . . good run, John! |
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17 Jun 05 - 09:34 AM (#1502972) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: Rapparee And I understand that she had had the local priest offer a service up in one last, desperate, prayerfull, hope of improving his performance -- a critical Mass, so to speak. |
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17 Jun 05 - 09:39 AM (#1502974) Subject: RE: BS: Thank You Gluon! From: Rapparee I've been wondering: was there any fallout from it? Did she yield? Or was it a sort of low-level waste? |