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BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...

15 Jun 05 - 07:31 PM (#1502082)
Subject: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: Uncle_DaveO

Familiarity breeds attempt. Goodman Ace

Love is an ocean of emotions, entirely surrounded by expenses. Lord Dewar

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her. Oscar Wilde

If I ever marry it will be on a sudden impulse, as a man shoots himself. H. L. Mencken

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a girl and discovering she looks like a haddock. John Barrymore

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. Oscar Wilde

Marriage: A master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. Ambrose Bierce


15 Jun 05 - 07:33 PM (#1502085)
Subject: RE: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: SINSULL

...goes together like a horse and carriage?


15 Jun 05 - 07:45 PM (#1502102)
Subject: RE: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: gnu

Love is the illusion that not all women are the same.

Lest I draw vehement ridicule, I wrote that when I was going through a rather bad "time". I certainly do not believe all women are the same. Just the ones I went with.


15 Jun 05 - 07:56 PM (#1502114)
Subject: RE: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: Alba

Here's a few of my favs on the subject:>)


The entire sum of existence is the magic of being needed by just one person. - Vi Putnam


At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato


And think not you can guide the course of love. For love, if it finds you worthy, shall guide your course. - Kahil Gibran


When you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute, marry him. - Unknown


So I guess I am a romantic with a sense of humor!!
Love
Jude


15 Jun 05 - 08:26 PM (#1502131)
Subject: RE: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: John on the Sunset Coast

What Sinsull said...only he was an hour prompter.


15 Jun 05 - 08:28 PM (#1502133)
Subject: RE: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: Liz the Squeak

Marriage - word or sentence?

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Henny Youngman

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

LTS


15 Jun 05 - 08:39 PM (#1502145)
Subject: RE: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: Uncle_DaveO

John on the Sunset Coast:

Yes, she was an hour prompter.

Dave Oesterreich


15 Jun 05 - 08:47 PM (#1502153)
Subject: RE: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: Donuel

His wife has all the beauty of a carved museum statue and then some.
However the museum is in Columbia and the statue is a fertility symbol.


15 Jun 05 - 10:54 PM (#1502200)
Subject: RE: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: heric

I think it was B. Murdoch who said "Love is what you expect. Marriage is what ya get."


15 Jun 05 - 11:00 PM (#1502206)
Subject: RE: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: number 6

It all depends ...

sIx


15 Jun 05 - 11:01 PM (#1502207)
Subject: RE: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: bobad

Married life is an oxymoron.


16 Jun 05 - 12:54 AM (#1502224)
Subject: RE: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: sixtieschick

Familiarity breeds.


16 Jun 05 - 09:19 AM (#1502244)
Subject: RE: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: Mr Red

what SINSULL says only she forgot :

the bumpy road, faulty navigation (sexist jokes acknowledged), and the piles of dung that they generate.


16 Jun 05 - 11:50 AM (#1502255)
Subject: RE: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: *Laura*

831.
8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning.


16 Jun 05 - 11:52 AM (#1502256)
Subject: RE: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: Leadfingers

Marriage is an institution - do YOU want to be institutionalised ?


16 Jun 05 - 12:36 PM (#1502288)
Subject: RE: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: Bill D

"Marry or don't...either way you will regret it." -- Socrates


16 Jun 05 - 12:56 PM (#1502302)
Subject: RE: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: Sorcha

Never doubt your wife's judgment, look who she married.


16 Jun 05 - 05:31 PM (#1502501)
Subject: RE: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: sixtieschick

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
                                                      --Benjamin Frankin


16 Jun 05 - 05:40 PM (#1502507)
Subject: RE: BS: What They Say About Love and Marriage...
From: Clinton Hammond

"Love is all that is, all that ever was"
-Garnet Rogers-