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BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned

20 Jun 05 - 01:53 PM (#1505269)
Subject: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Donuel

As viewed on 60 minutes a new monkey species has been found in a Brazilian national park. The new species will be named by the highest bidder (proceeds go to the park).

Could we all just get along and pool our money to name the monkey...







George W Bush?


20 Jun 05 - 01:57 PM (#1505275)
Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: GUEST,SINSULL

It's all a cover up for Big Mick's interspecial activities with the poor forlorn KoKo. What will the twins be? Black and furry, white and hairless or Long Island potatoes with eyes? And all named "mickey" like the potatoes tossed in a camp fire? Mike? Michelle? Micca?


20 Jun 05 - 01:58 PM (#1505276)
Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Uncle_DaveO

Donuel, you went and spoiled a good contest, but posting the killer name! Nobody can do better than that!

Dave Oesterreich


20 Jun 05 - 02:55 PM (#1505327)
Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Little Hawk

Chongono Brazilianus


20 Jun 05 - 03:00 PM (#1505333)
Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Peace

Chongo no Brazili anus? How crap, then?


20 Jun 05 - 03:00 PM (#1505334)
Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Peace

Ninety-seven ounds of bananas and I ain't even got a monkey.


20 Jun 05 - 03:01 PM (#1505335)
Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Peace

I just went for a quick p.

Ninety-seven Pounds of bananas and I ain't even got a monkey.


20 Jun 05 - 03:03 PM (#1505339)
Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Little Hawk

Have you heard about Swami Bananananda? The new Master from India? No?

Well, I'll start a thread about it soon. Prepare to be enlightened!


20 Jun 05 - 03:26 PM (#1505356)
Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: GUEST

Again?


20 Jun 05 - 04:12 PM (#1505380)
Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Peace

LH,

How much will it cost?


20 Jun 05 - 04:38 PM (#1505393)
Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: wysiwyg

Why don't we steal this idea for our Mudcat Auction-- auction choice of new girlfriends for existing icons, etc.?

~S~


20 Jun 05 - 05:00 PM (#1505416)
Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Sorcha

LOL!


20 Jun 05 - 06:01 PM (#1505466)
Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Little Hawk

Tons, brucie, tons. Mucha moola. Swami Bananananda has a simply limitless appetite for your cash, your possessions, and your time. I won't mention his other appetites. There is some very nasty gossip about that.

But a brief introduction and a mantra will only set you back about $50. What a deal, eh?

Who wouldn't give that for a ticket to eternal bliss, eh? ;-)


20 Jun 05 - 07:21 PM (#1505534)
Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Bill D

brucie...I would wait for years to do two posts like yours at 3:00 and 3:01...and you just fell into it...

I stand in awe, however.


21 Jun 05 - 08:36 AM (#1505905)
Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Little Hawk

Bruce is a natural. No doubt about it.


21 Jun 05 - 11:22 PM (#1506570)
Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Peace

I am blushing.

However, I really did forget the p on pounds, and it brought to mind a scene from the "Carry On Camping (?)" movie. Was too good to pass up. I wish I was smart enough to think this stuff up. Just a very selective memory guys. Mostly for dirty jokes.


22 Jun 05 - 11:21 AM (#1506992)
Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Donuel

97 lbs of bananas shows me 97% of the stuff here goes over my head.


22 Jun 05 - 11:37 AM (#1507013)
Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Bill D

" Mostly for dirty jokes."

.."...Thursday's your day in the barrel"

.."...The whole shovel full, Miss Kitty ?"

.."...but, sir, the men use her to ride to town."

.."... nothing queer about Carruthers.."


22 Jun 05 - 11:39 AM (#1507015)
Subject: RE: BS: New primate found...name to be auctioned
From: Peace

Yep to 1, 3 and 4. Number two, don't know.