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23 Jun 05 - 10:50 PM (#1508562) Subject: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll I bloody well quit this fecking forum quite some time ago, and no one even noticed! You bloody sods are the fecking limit, going on and on and on about Martin-fecking-Gibson. 'E was an obscene bugger wivout no redeemin' features, and 'e don't deserve that sort of recognition if you ask me. I on the other 'and am a woman of considerable accomplishment wot is runnin' a fine retail establishment in Pickle-on-Thames and 'as 'ad 'er picture in the local paper free times. Me 'usband Eddie is a national monument, due to 'is unusual statistics. We are the Whatnolls, and when we bloody well quit a forum we expect people to beg and plead for us to come back. We 'ave been insulted and scorned by you lot. I 'ope you all die miserably wif festerin' boils and rot in 'Hades. - Olive Whatnoll |
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23 Jun 05 - 10:56 PM (#1508568) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,Piece Now, now Olive. No 'arm was meant by it. |
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23 Jun 05 - 10:56 PM (#1508569) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Ebbie hey, hey, hey- 'round the bend goes Ms. Buckay. |
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23 Jun 05 - 10:58 PM (#1508571) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,bricie Like your husband Eddie, I too am a monument in my own mind. |
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24 Jun 05 - 04:07 AM (#1508665) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Dead Horse Hey Olive, where's ya been? Not heard from you in a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time! Has your hubby sorted out his personal problem yet? I hear they can now fit a device for it on the Nashnul Elf...... |
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24 Jun 05 - 04:41 AM (#1508687) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Big Al Whittle we want Olive! We want Olive! |
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24 Jun 05 - 05:33 AM (#1508706) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: DMcG So many valuable members seem to leave without proper recognition. Your good selves, of course, but what of Dr Guitar? He seems to have left some patients, such as Ebbie, in mid-treatment, which is surely unethical. |
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24 Jun 05 - 05:36 AM (#1508707) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: freda underhill where is Sir JOhn these days? we don't see much of him.. |
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24 Jun 05 - 05:52 AM (#1508714) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,David Hannam Is that post for real? lol |
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24 Jun 05 - 05:57 AM (#1508715) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Kaleea We 'Catters are terribly sorry, as we should have used our combined psychodellic powers to ascertain your whereabouts and send out the possum. Or, perhaps the posse? Ah, well. Please, do entertain us in your future, dear girl. |
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24 Jun 05 - 07:31 AM (#1508751) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll Roight then. I am somewhat mollyfied, and I will consider rejoinin' the forum. I am 'appy to report that me Eddie 'as totally regained 'is former stature, followin' our marital reconsilliation and 'e now outweighs the 2nd largest Rhinoceros at the London Zoo. We are aimin' to surpass the largest one by next St Swithin's Day. It's an ugly bastard wot smells awful and it's bloody enormous. I fink if I cook enough bangers and mash for Eddie that the rhinoceros'es days as numbero Uno are numbered. We'll see. Cheers. - Olive Whatnoll |
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24 Jun 05 - 07:39 AM (#1508755) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: *daylia* Hey Olive - if a bunch of fecking sods like these ever begged ME to come back, I'd be concerned too. I'd be worried I was losing my marbles, just like them. I'd sign up for some therapy right quick, believe me. Or maybe start going to confession every day. Or something! |
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24 Jun 05 - 09:41 AM (#1508828) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Rapparee I quit working some months back, but nobody has noticed. They still pay me and everything. Quite nice, really. |
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24 Jun 05 - 12:44 PM (#1508866) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST, Ebbie Nice that you've got that figured out, Rap. Some people go through their whole working lives dithering about how to accomplish nothing. :) DMcG, that's what I think too. If I ever catch up with that fella... |
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24 Jun 05 - 12:55 PM (#1508868) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,Giok I too am a leg end in my own lunchtime, an' wot's mawer I've bin gorn fer fower days, and bleedin' Mudcat's dahn agin. I fink it's a conspracle. Giok [That Deid Cuddy canny spell Gnashinole Elves either.] |
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24 Jun 05 - 03:32 PM (#1508912) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Irish sergeant Glad you're molified Olive Visit us often. Irish sergeant |
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24 Jun 05 - 04:10 PM (#1508939) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Troll Olive who? troll |
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24 Jun 05 - 04:21 PM (#1508947) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,Pseudolus at work I'll tell you what, Olive's two posts in this thread are the first two of hers I've ever read. I have an hour ride home from work and I'll probably laugh all the way. Thanks Olive. I hope ya never leave again!!! God bless ya! Frank P.S. By the way, when you say "It's an ugly bastard wot smells awful and it's bloody enormous", is that the rhino or Eddie? |
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24 Jun 05 - 05:04 PM (#1508975) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Charmion Yes. |
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24 Jun 05 - 09:50 PM (#1509162) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,Art Thieme Alas, me Martini ain't 'ardly nothin' without ya, ducks. Art Thieme |
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24 Jun 05 - 10:16 PM (#1509178) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: SINSULL 1000 |
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25 Jun 05 - 06:08 PM (#1509726) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: jpk someone say someone quit,quit what,where at an when,mustave quit looking fer a little too long,gotta quit doing that |
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25 Jun 05 - 06:48 PM (#1509752) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Liz the Squeak HO hum... no one notices what I do here until I stop doing it..... LTS |
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25 Jun 05 - 06:54 PM (#1509756) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Ebbie Kind of like: 'I never knew the man drank until one day I saw him sober'? |
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25 Jun 05 - 07:01 PM (#1509760) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: gnu Who's sober? |
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25 Jun 05 - 07:04 PM (#1509764) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River I sure as flip ain't. - BDiBR |
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25 Jun 05 - 07:08 PM (#1509768) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: gnu Hey Shane. Dale said to say, "High". |
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27 Jun 05 - 05:29 PM (#1511224) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: jpk i guit quit quit quit quit |
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27 Jun 05 - 06:49 PM (#1511279) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,Honda-Yamaha Dont worry Dearie they don't waste any ink on lovin and kissin and such, but bootin in the hearse or playin with brass objects applied to peaceful posters is the main course here. |
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27 Jun 05 - 09:50 PM (#1511320) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: GUEST,Taylor Takemine I quit harassing Martin Gibson ages ago, and nobody noticed that either. |
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28 Jun 05 - 07:19 AM (#1511521) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Avril Betts People only notice when I do things, never when I give up doing things. I recently gave up sex for nearly a fortnight and it wasn't mentioned anywhere. When I was found naked in the High Street early one morning, after a group of building workers took advantage of my affable nature and fondness for the odd drink or twenty and then stripped me and had their evils ways with me, It was in every local paper. Mind you I did meet a very nice reporter who wanted me to demonstrate some of the things that had occurred - well he told me he was a reporter ! |
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28 Jun 05 - 01:43 PM (#1511776) Subject: RE: BS: No one bloody noticed that I quit...!!! From: Little Hawk Isn't it terrible how building workers and other labourers tend to take advantage of such situations, Avril? Nobody noticed when I quit the blow-up dolls either. |