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BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!

24 Jun 05 - 08:38 PM (#1509108)
Subject: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: s6k

HAVE YOU NO RESPECT! BABBLING ON IN YOUR THREADS! IM TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!! SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


24 Jun 05 - 08:45 PM (#1509111)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: gnu

Can I get you anything? Hot milk? Sing you a lullaby? Crack you upside the head?


24 Jun 05 - 08:48 PM (#1509114)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: Amos

2 X 4 THERAPY STRONGLY RECOMMENDED. It makes sleep sooooo easy.


A


24 Jun 05 - 09:27 PM (#1509140)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: sixtieschick

Count the sheep that are all over the BS threads.

M.


24 Jun 05 - 09:42 PM (#1509152)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: Azizi

Is there an upgrade to this discussion forum that nobody told me about? Where's the sound feature???

And what do you sound like anyway??

I sound like a female James Earl Jones.

Just call me Jamesetta.


24 Jun 05 - 10:04 PM (#1509172)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: Don Firth

sorry


24 Jun 05 - 10:29 PM (#1509186)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: Rapparee

Why are you worrying about that? There'll be time enough for sleepin' when the dealin's done.


24 Jun 05 - 10:39 PM (#1509192)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

That's what happens when you hang out someplace where time zones have no relevance, the Tavern's never closed, and fundamental laws of physics are sometimes ignored.


24 Jun 05 - 11:58 PM (#1509231)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: Shanghaiceltic

Twas your snoring that kept us awake.


25 Jun 05 - 12:13 AM (#1509236)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: JennyO

WHATMEWORRY??

It's the middle of the day here in Oz. C'mon - wake up, rise and shine!!



Heh heh.........


25 Jun 05 - 03:48 AM (#1509282)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: Liz the Squeak

Let me introduce you to my little friend.... to find him you click on the 'start' button your computer should have...

Then you scroll up or down to where it says 'Turn off computer'.... click on it and there's my little friend... He's called 'Off Button' and he's usually a lovely happy, glowing red colour.

Click on him and see what happens, and then GO TO BED YOU WHINEY LITTLE GOAT!

*BG*

LTS


25 Jun 05 - 06:44 AM (#1509334)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: s6k

ITS MORNING NOW! NOW IM GOING TO KEEP ALL OF YOU AWAKE BY NOT SHUTTING UP!!!!!!!


25 Jun 05 - 06:46 AM (#1509335)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: gnu

Go ahead, punk. Make my day.


25 Jun 05 - 07:20 AM (#1509353)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: Liz the Squeak

Yeah.... so whaddaya want, a medal or a chest to pin it on?

LTS


25 Jun 05 - 09:52 AM (#1509412)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: JennyO

Just in case anybody's asleep now..........

BBBRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

Ha!


25 Jun 05 - 09:58 AM (#1509414)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: gnu

Did you fall back to sleep?


25 Jun 05 - 10:07 AM (#1509426)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: ranger1

Sleep? What's that? Not much of that in my apartment, that's for sure. Between my drunken, obnoxiuos landlord revving his Harley outside our window at 1 AM, stumbling up the stairs, fighting with his equally drunken, obnoxious girlfriend at 2 AM, and the neighbor in the Apartment behind us playing that awful techno crap waaaay too loud until 4:30, who can sleep?

If the only noise I heard were mudcat noise, sleeping like a baby I'd be.


25 Jun 05 - 10:07 AM (#1509427)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: *Laura*

Wow that 'bring' really woke me up!


25 Jun 05 - 10:14 AM (#1509437)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: gnu

ranger1... let a few go from your sidearm... might wake them up. (I know, I know... maybe you could say you were trying to put down a rabid greenhead.)


25 Jun 05 - 10:20 AM (#1509443)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: ranger1

Yeah, well, I'm a State o' Maine ranger. They don't give us sidearms. I think the powers that be are afraid we might declare open season on tourists if they gave us weapons BG. Actually, I thinking of something along the lines of The Black Watch at full volume at about 7 AM tomorrow morning. That'll teach 'em!


25 Jun 05 - 10:26 AM (#1509452)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: JennyO

EIGHT SETS OF VIRTUAL HIGHLAND PIPES AND DRUMS!!!


25 Jun 05 - 10:35 AM (#1509459)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: el_punkoid_nouveau

Would that only be virtually noisy though...


25 Jun 05 - 10:38 AM (#1509460)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: gnu

Can't remember buddy's name, but there is a Canuck comic who plays the pipes. Part of his act is... when he is kept up all night by partiers in a hotel, he gets up early, yells fire and "pipes' a smoke alarm. It's hilarious.


25 Jun 05 - 01:33 PM (#1509568)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: Megan L

Ter'll be no damned sleeping on my watch GET UP


25 Jun 05 - 01:39 PM (#1509570)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: gnu

ranger1... no sidearm? You oughta see the tree police up here (we call 'em tree police because their real job is to protect the Irvings' woodlands - from everyone except the Irvings). Armed to the teeth! Glock 19's! And Flak jackets! Now, I can understand that if yer moving in on a bunch of drunk rednecks jackin deer. But, in the middle of the day, on a main woods road that's as straight as a die for ten km, when I am wearing an orange hat and vest, carrying a twelve and a brace of Birch, these yahoos jump out of their truck and put their hands on their sidearms, like I just might be up ta somethin real dastardly... like forgettin my huntin license at home.

I think it's got to do with the gummint legalizin the Maryjane. I think the wardens are bein used to locate the farm(er)s so the gummint can get rid of the competition before they legalize the stuff. Hell, if I was a warden and they made that part of my duties, I would want to be packin at ALL times too. Can't be too careful with them farmers any time of the day. Not just on the dark nights.


25 Jun 05 - 07:10 PM (#1509769)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

ARF!~ARF!ARF!

Flippin' naybor's dog! Where's the shotgun?

- BDiBR


25 Jun 05 - 07:15 PM (#1509772)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: gnu

You wouldn't shoot that poor little wiener dog would you?


26 Jun 05 - 08:59 AM (#1510173)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: Sandra in Sydney

whine, whiiine, whiiiiinnneee


26 Jun 05 - 02:12 PM (#1510371)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: Azizi

Wine? Like what happens at Caribbean Jump Ups?

Oh, Yeah!!

We gonna party all night and dance to the Soca beat.

Come on, everybody! Lemme see ya wine, wine, wine!

There ain't no music like Soca music
Cause Soca music is hot!
[What ya say now?]
There ain't no music like Soca music
Cause Soca music is hot!
[Say it louder!]
THERE AIN'T NO MUSIC LIKE SOCA MUSIC
CAUSE SOCA MUSIC IS HOT!!


Aiiright! Now that's what I'm talkin 'bout!!


28 Jun 05 - 11:32 AM (#1511692)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: freda underhill

it's 1.30 am. i have to work in a few hours. i feel very awake now. i will feel like death warmed up in the morning. aaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh.

night all.


28 Jun 05 - 11:38 AM (#1511699)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: JennyO

Too much consorting with shady types, that's your trouble ms underhill. Got your fluffy lavender bedsocks on?


28 Jun 05 - 11:42 AM (#1511701)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: freda underhill

just putting them on now, jen. as for consorting - there's no consort to be cavorting with! so i will just have to do with a good book.


28 Jun 05 - 12:03 PM (#1511714)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: Azizi

Freda, do what with a good book?

Uhmmm, never mind.

LOL!


28 Jun 05 - 12:05 PM (#1511715)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: freda underhill

now how can I sleep around here with you lot keeping me awake? I'm going to put my straitjacket on and get to bed!
night again.


28 Jun 05 - 12:08 PM (#1511720)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: jacqui.c

Night freda!


28 Jun 05 - 12:17 PM (#1511725)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: freda underhill

Night jacqui!


28 Jun 05 - 01:48 PM (#1511777)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: freda underhill

hot milk, anyone?

freda, 3.46 am


28 Jun 05 - 02:39 PM (#1511817)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: Azizi

HEY, EVERYBODY!!

FREDA'S SLEEPING!!!


28 Jun 05 - 03:05 PM (#1511847)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: gnu

Uh... no, she's having a real bad night. Poor dear is so sleepy, she's drinking milk instead of whiskey. She'll never get any sleep that way. Someone slip her a mickey and call in sick for her.


28 Jun 05 - 03:43 PM (#1511873)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: GUEST,bearwithmeagain

Y'a'll don't bother me none


05 Jul 05 - 12:32 PM (#1515462)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: ranger1

Well, how can anyone sleep while being inundated by really large-type poker ads?

And I solved the noisy landlord's son problem. I just asked him to turn down the bass. He not only did so, but he apologized for bothering us! Must take after his mum, because his father is a real pain in the ass.


08 Jul 05 - 07:30 AM (#1517874)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: Genie

Y'all are STILL keepin' me awake wit all yer silly remarks!

How's a body s'posed ta sleep when she's LAUGHIN/?!


08 Jul 05 - 09:52 PM (#1518574)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: Cobble

SNOREEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Did somebody speak. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


09 Jul 05 - 01:02 AM (#1518687)
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From: Bill D

zzzzzz


09 Jul 05 - 01:03 AM (#1518689)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: Bill D

ZZZZZZZ!!!!


09 Jul 05 - 12:49 PM (#1518984)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: JennyO

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ


09 Jul 05 - 01:12 PM (#1519001)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: *daylia*

Jenny that's so cool! Please show us how you did that oh please oh please!


09 Jul 05 - 02:17 PM (#1519049)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: frogprince

COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO, COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO, COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO, COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO


09 Jul 05 - 11:44 PM (#1519296)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: JennyO

Just "marquee" inside <> brackets before a few rows of ZZZZZ's, followed by /marquee inside another set of <> at the end.

The interesting effect is that once you have a whole line of them moving across the screen, they actually look like they are moving the other way to the right.

Jenny


10 Jul 05 - 06:43 AM (#1519420)
Subject: RE: BS: EVERYBODY SHUTUP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
From: s6k

you type this: (marquee)ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ(/marquee) but do not use ( and ) brackets, use < and >

if you find the thread "Hull Hamster Juggling Club" and go to the second page, ive put up instructions for making big text, colours, moving words, and flashing words.

i looked at those ZZZZZ's and its true! they look like they go to the right when theres a whole row!!!!