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BS: For Real. I squirt.

26 Jun 05 - 10:17 AM (#1510234)
Subject: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,sMartin Girthsome

Well, I do ....


26 Jun 05 - 10:22 AM (#1510238)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,Mrs Miggins

Feck off you morons


26 Jun 05 - 11:35 AM (#1510293)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,sMartin Girthsome

Gettin yer jollies lurking about the boy's room again, are ya Miggins?!?

Well! Now that yer here, step up just a WEE bit closer and I'll slap all dem bees right outta dat bonnet fer ya!


26 Jun 05 - 12:41 PM (#1510338)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: Clinton Hammond

Ya... but the Real Life VS The Internet thread was deleted...

That makes total sense to me...


26 Jun 05 - 01:10 PM (#1510348)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,sMartin Girthsome

Atta boy ClintonHammond. Yer in the right place at the right time! Just let'er all hang out'n relieve yerself ... (comically, I mean)


26 Jun 05 - 01:18 PM (#1510353)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: Clinton Hammond

Oh... you're trying to be funny?

Keep trying..


26 Jun 05 - 01:46 PM (#1510360)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,sMartin Girthsome

Sure. Ok. Yeerrrr it!


26 Jun 05 - 01:59 PM (#1510364)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,The Phantom of the Uproar

I can't bear it!!


26 Jun 05 - 02:26 PM (#1510385)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: Liz the Squeak

So do I but I have to be in the right frame of mind!!!

LTS


26 Jun 05 - 02:28 PM (#1510388)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: gnu

Aw, puppy.


26 Jun 05 - 03:05 PM (#1510415)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,sMartin Girthsome

Hey! Dis is MYYY spot! Git outta here ya Phantom now , GIIIT!!   Dese ones are such pinkie-dinkies - just ain't enough here fer us both!


26 Jun 05 - 03:38 PM (#1510442)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST

Why WAS the real life vs the Internet thread deleated ??


26 Jun 05 - 03:48 PM (#1510447)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,sMartin Girthsome

Hey Unc! Ya, you!! Anything in the paper bout dis deleation?


26 Jun 05 - 03:57 PM (#1510455)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: gnu

03:38.... I got mealy-mouth... kinda. Just as well. It wasn't going to go anywhere but downhill hill after I got me Irish up.


26 Jun 05 - 04:05 PM (#1510460)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,Unc

Nada, sMartie-boy. Sorry.

But lookie here! Maybe they know somthin we don't!


26 Jun 05 - 04:34 PM (#1510476)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,sMartin Girthsome

Nah. It was done by a gnu. A great Irish mealy-mouthed gnu.

Here ya go gnu - could this be fer you?


26 Jun 05 - 04:43 PM (#1510482)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: Clinton Hammond

"Why WAS the real life vs the Internet thread deleted ??"

Because someone dared criticize Joe, Max et. al. and suggest that they might not know half as much about computers/internet as they would like us to believe....

Who might have done that, I cannot imagine...


26 Jun 05 - 04:53 PM (#1510491)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: gnu

Hehehehe!!!

Clint... twas not I? Oh, good. I had enough of a hard time trying to find my posts with my hangover telling me, "Yes, you did... didn't you? I'm sure you did... didn't you? Well, there's no such post there now, so have a cup of tea... ". Kinda scary for a few minutes.


27 Jun 05 - 12:57 AM (#1510738)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,Mrs Miggins

Yes sMartin Girthsome, you'd be surprised what they'll do for one of me pies.


27 Jun 05 - 11:57 AM (#1510999)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,Unc

Hang in there, Ms Miggins, I'll get him for ya ...

Oh well. You'll have to wait. He's tying one on with ClintonHammond right now.

And Mmmmmmmmm that DOES smell like a mmmmmighty fine pie, Ms. Miggins! Don't it, boys?! We'd love to sample your fish-and-finger-flavour- could you stop on by after practice?


27 Jun 05 - 04:37 PM (#1511183)
Subject: RE: BS: For Real. I squirt.
From: GUEST,sMartin Girthsome

Hey! sMartin up!! Just back right off and leav'er right alone right now Unc, y'hear? DON'T provok'er! Remember what dese pinkie-dinkied (or not) humans are like? Unpredictable! Untrustworthy!! Vicious!!! Downright bestial!!!! Keep it up and she'll attract all dem bees again and git right ornery. And then you'll NEVER get to taste dat Pie!

Sheesh. Whattaday. CH went'n got himself all bloated and colicky ... then he spit up all over my brand-new summer fur coat! Never again!!! Dese humans just ain't worth the trouble. I'm gettin on back to the woods.

Like a good bear should.