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BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!

20 Jul 05 - 01:51 PM (#1524457)
Subject: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme

I had never realized what a fine actor Faye Dunnaway truly is until it dawned on me (Dracula's last words!) that she has potrayed Johnny Depp in all the films in which he has been the lead.

But in this new Willy Wonka thing it's uncanny, and impossible to miss.

Art Thieme


20 Jul 05 - 01:54 PM (#1524460)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Little Hawk

Hmmm. Interesting. Perhaps I am Winona Ryder. And that explains the irresistible attraction I feel for her. Cosmic.


20 Jul 05 - 01:58 PM (#1524465)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Little Hawk

By the way, there was also a theory that Mick Jagger and Bianca Jagger were actually the same person. Therefore he married himself.

Mick/Bianca?


20 Jul 05 - 02:02 PM (#1524468)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme

At least his breath is better now!

Art


20 Jul 05 - 04:55 PM (#1524524)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme again

Carol just told me that the sweet breath spray wasn't called Bianca.

It was Binaca!!

So, never mind.

Art


20 Jul 05 - 05:00 PM (#1524531)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme

L.H.,

Looks like Winona Ryder stole your heart away!

Art


20 Jul 05 - 09:16 PM (#1524705)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: khandu

I have ever thought that Little Hawk was Winona Rider, however I have kept mum about it for selfish reasons, being as how I am secretly the real Max, as are thousands of other "members" here. In truth, all but seventeen of you are my creations, pygmies of my imagination.

kwhoisasloMax


20 Jul 05 - 10:46 PM (#1524777)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Well, that explains a lot. If Johnny Depp is Faye Dunnaway, and Little Hawk is Winona Ryder, then Bradd Pitt must be Jennifer Anniston! Wonder if that's why they broke up?


21 Jul 05 - 07:41 AM (#1524999)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: AggieD

Well they say we all have a double somewhere in the world, seems that some people just marry 'em.

I have always thought Johnny Depp is very beautiful, now I know why.

But far more quirky than Faye Dunaway, so that's how you tell the difference perhaps?


21 Jul 05 - 07:51 AM (#1525019)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Mr Red

Old actresses never die, they're just Faye Dunnaway.............


I'll get me coat.................


21 Jul 05 - 11:50 AM (#1525173)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST,leeneia

My paper devoted an entire page to the Willie Wonka movie, a movie which the writer consisted mediocre at best. Amazing that they give an entire page, worth thousands of dollars, to something not worth bothering with.

Meanwhile, I was struggling to figure out which character the woman in the top hat was.


21 Jul 05 - 09:57 PM (#1525293)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme

Carol and 2 friends saw it today. Carol liked it. The other 2 didn't.

Geez, to realize that Faye Dunaway was the one who played William Blake in one of my favorite films, DEAD MAN. That is mind boggling!!

Art


21 Jul 05 - 10:09 PM (#1525306)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Not to mention her portrayal of Hunter S. Thompson in "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas", Gilbert Grape, and the gypsy boatman in "Chocolat". An amazingly versatile actress


22 Jul 05 - 02:11 PM (#1525493)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST

Yes, you are right. And in Edward Scizzorhands too.

Art


22 Jul 05 - 03:57 PM (#1525589)
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From: Sorcha

Eh? Guess I need to get out more...


22 Jul 05 - 05:46 PM (#1525703)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST,JTS

So they both have high cheekbones....

Is that mushroom tea you're drinkin'?


23 Jul 05 - 10:42 AM (#1526231)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Peter T.

The one that amazes me is Wayne Gretsky playing Meryl Streep in all those movies. I mean, he is a great hockey player, but to be a great actress as well, it simply blows me away.

yours,


Peter T.


23 Jul 05 - 12:37 PM (#1526283)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST,Art Thieme

These days, nothing is what it seems to be.

Oh, the humanity!

(Maybe that should read "humidity".

Art


23 Jul 05 - 07:45 PM (#1526616)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: GUEST

The last time I saw Faye Dunaway she didn't look like Faye Dunaway anymore. She had reinvented herself with the help of a wheelbarrow full of money and a cadre of cosmetic surgeons ... The Starlet


23 Jul 05 - 07:55 PM (#1526627)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Little Hawk

How about the Ernest Borgnine/Roseanne Barr link?


24 Jul 05 - 10:55 AM (#1527006)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Little Hawk

That left ya speechless, eh?


24 Jul 05 - 12:06 PM (#1527043)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: wysiwyg

See also: Muldoons-- Unrelated Lookalikes. The posts in there area bit out of order at the moment, but it stared here: 16 Mar 03 - 03:34 PM.

~S~


04 Jun 18 - 05:09 PM (#3929173)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: keberoxu

Well, it was funny when this thread was started.
It's not so funny today.

Have you seen the latest candid photos
of Johnny Depp posing with fans?

He looks like the skull and crossbones on the Jolly Roger.


05 Jun 18 - 06:49 PM (#3929362)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: Donuel

Little Hawk checked in this week
which is the opposite of checking out.


05 Jun 18 - 10:24 PM (#3929380)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: keberoxu

Depp does look a darned sight healthier than Alice Cooper,
the two are touring the world together in a musical group.
In fact, next to Alice Cooper
ANYBODY looks a darned sight healthier.


06 Jun 18 - 11:49 PM (#3929579)
Subject: RE: BS: Faye Dunnaway = Johnny Depp !!
From: keberoxu

As to Faye Dunaway,
Bette Davis was outspoken in her dislike of Dunaway.
Of course,
Bette Davis' autobiography was
"A Lonely Life", no?