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BS: Naked justice (nearly)

22 Jul 05 - 07:44 PM (#1525819)
Subject: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: McGrath of Harlow

Nudist beach police to go undercover

Police in Dorset are planning to patrol nudist beaches in Dorset to stop nudists getting harassed.

It'll be sort of plain clothes - apparently they will be wearing bathing costumes. I call that a bit of a copout.

"When constabulary duty's to be done..."


22 Jul 05 - 08:32 PM (#1525852)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Shanghaiceltic

Sorry cannot resist the comment, they will be wearing trunks so people cannot see their bobbies helmet. Good disguise.

I will now go away and lift my mind out of the gutter.


22 Jul 05 - 08:34 PM (#1525854)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Donuel

cop out ... lol


22 Jul 05 - 08:46 PM (#1525865)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Little Hawk

What they should do is make a skintight, flesh-coloured uniform with realistic tiny hairs and freckles and stuff on it, so that the undercover police can look exactly like nude bathers and do their job properly while still being IN uniform.


22 Jul 05 - 09:24 PM (#1525895)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Bobert

Ahhhhh, can I get a job as a cop fakin' to be a woman nudist???

And, if so, is that cross-dressin or cross-undressin??

I'm so confused....


22 Jul 05 - 09:51 PM (#1525906)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Bee-dubya-ell

A nude beach called "Studland"? And they wonder why it attracts pervs?


22 Jul 05 - 09:58 PM (#1525909)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Bobert

I issed that one, Beezer... Hey, I want to be transferered to Foxland Beach... Heck with other studs when I can be masqueratin' 'round as a nude woman unnercover (explain that one) on a nude beach filled with babes tryin' to find the perverts???

A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one........

Bobert


22 Jul 05 - 10:21 PM (#1525923)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Little Hawk

Omigod...


22 Jul 05 - 10:40 PM (#1525930)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Deckman

Leave it to MC to keep me abreast of the latest current events!


23 Jul 05 - 07:40 PM (#1526614)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: McGrath of Harlow

I know people jest about nudistry - but it strikes me that, if wearing a bulky coat is likely to get you shot as a suspected bomber, going naked in public could soon become a matter of common prudence for London citizens.


23 Jul 05 - 08:29 PM (#1526655)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Liz the Squeak

Studland Beach used to be a very popular location for school trips.   Bet they don't do them any more!

LTS


24 Jul 05 - 05:38 AM (#1526821)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked justice (nearly)
From: Le Scaramouche

Does anyone know the Far Side with the two grizzlies in front of the nudist colony "there goes my appetite."