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BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...

23 Jul 05 - 11:35 PM (#1526739)
Subject: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Bobert

Well, seems I got to the dianavan v. CarolC thread too late but Iz goin' on record of sayin' I loves 'um both equally...

So there...

Bobert


23 Jul 05 - 11:42 PM (#1526742)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Little Hawk

Me too. I think. Almost as much as I love Shatner, but in a different way.


23 Jul 05 - 11:52 PM (#1526744)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Bobert

Yeah, LH... Have you seen the piccures that have been circulatin'????


23 Jul 05 - 11:58 PM (#1526747)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: CarolC

Woahhh... Thanks Bobert and LH. I was just watching a couple of movies with JtS and I came back and saw what happened in the other thread. What a trip. The movies were good though.

So what are you guys up to this evening?


24 Jul 05 - 12:07 AM (#1526753)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: dianavan

I confess. I asked that the thread be closed for a couple of reasons.

#1 - I started the thread to make a statement but it seemed like I was fishing for compliments and it got embarassing.

#2 - It looked like it might get nasty

Thanks Bobert and BTW I coaxed a tendril of the hyacinth bean to curl up the pole today.

Little Hawk - I might be a little old for ya but I'm still better than Shatner!


24 Jul 05 - 12:22 AM (#1526759)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Little Hawk

Well, I don't think of Bill as a romantic partner, needless to say. No, I think of him more as a role model...one who demonstrates just how far one can stretch the performing arts. He dares to go where no man has gone before... ;-)

And I really DID get to like him after I read his book: "Get A Life". It's quite good, and very funny.

This evening? I'm doing way too much Mudcatting, and I need to get some sleep. Earlier today there was Orillia's annual summer sidewalk sale where they close off the main street to cars, and I played a ton of music for the people passing by. Great fun. I have a friend who plays much of Gordon Lightfoot's repertoire, and I did a whole bunch of songs with him.

It was a simply gorgeous day here...perfect for the sidewalk sale.


24 Jul 05 - 12:29 AM (#1526763)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Peace

You sold your sidewalk? Wow! Does the town know? Got any bridges?


24 Jul 05 - 12:33 AM (#1526766)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Little Hawk

Matter of fact, there is a bridge in Coldwater that I have been trying to sell to telemarketers who call me. It's a very neat bridge. I can't understand why no one has plunked down a cool $25,000 for it, because it is worth way more than that. Way more. Coldwater is a small town about 12 miles west of Orillia, and it has a stream running through it. The bridge crosses the stream. I am willing to sell that bridge to anyone who is willing to buy it. Cash or certified cheque. Act now and don't miss out!

There are some local jokes about town names around here...as in...

"Dick Hertz...from Beeton"

and...

"Dick Shrivels...from Coldwater"


24 Jul 05 - 12:37 AM (#1526768)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: GUEST

You lot could not be more unsufferable if you took baths in smelling salts. Next time you should surround your names with little {{{{hugs}}}}.

The self congratulatory aura that bathes this threadly circle jerk reminds me that Martin Gibson served a purpose.

I unplug my nose in your zheneral direction








oh....and



(((((((((((((hugs!}}}}}}}}}}}}}}


24 Jul 05 - 12:41 AM (#1526771)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Little Hawk

Do you feel unloved tonight?


24 Jul 05 - 12:43 AM (#1526772)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Little Hawk

If so, there are lots of self-help books at Chapters. They have a whole section. Try Louise Hay. I hear she's great.


24 Jul 05 - 12:45 AM (#1526775)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: CarolC

I've got some swampland I'd like to sell ( ...my yard). Good luck selling your bridge, LH.


24 Jul 05 - 12:50 AM (#1526777)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Peace

Hey, look both of you. LH may have the bridge--and I know you may find this hard to believe--but I have the deed for the--you won't believe this but it's true--the STREAM. Let's do a package deal--cash, no cheques. Small bills, unmarked.


24 Jul 05 - 12:51 AM (#1526778)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Little Hawk

You're the man, Bruce. What a mind. You've been studying the life of Bill Shatner, haven't you?


24 Jul 05 - 12:56 AM (#1526781)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Peace

"I coaxed a tendril of the hyacinth bean to curl up the pole today"

I am NOT gonna ask.


24 Jul 05 - 03:53 AM (#1526803)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: dianavan

Never be afraid to ask questions if you need clarification.

Bobert sent me some beans (think Jack and the Beanstock).

I planted them and they are beginning to grow tendrils. He says they're from Thomas Jefferson and that they are called climbing hyacinth so I'm hoping for a vine with large clusters of purple blooms.


24 Jul 05 - 07:28 AM (#1526877)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Bobert

Heck, dianavan, them plants don't nedd much coaxin'... 'Bout all ya gotta do is point the direction where you want them to climb then be prepared to be sorry what you asked for...

Ahhhhhh, is the offer still good fir the stream, swamp and bridge??? If so, can you arrange delivery???

Bobert;)


24 Jul 05 - 07:36 AM (#1526881)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Bobert

Opps, as fir last night, I din't have nearly the fun that LH had since most of it was involved with tryin' unsuccessfully to get a drive belt on an old tractor... But I'll get it...

I did, however, play a little music 'round dark out back with my son, Will (Ben to you all... Don't ask...) who has come to Virginia to help his ol' man do some construction work. Will is a rap/hip hopper so we are tryin' to see if we can mix one of his songs with one of my blues songs to perform this coming Saturady at the Luray Farm Market...

But LH definately beat me out in the fun department...

B;)


24 Jul 05 - 07:45 AM (#1526888)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Wolfgang

it seemed like I was fishing for compliments

No, To me, the other thread seemed more like fishing for flames. Have you really been in any doubt what would inevitably follow?

I actually agree quite often with what B&C&D mean but less often with what they write.

Wolfgang


24 Jul 05 - 08:51 AM (#1526938)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: GUEST

I love Dianavan too. Who else has the honesty to tell it like it is. Take the Egyptian bombing. While everyone is jumping to the conclusion that it was done by the Islamic terrorists who claimed credit for it, Dianavan was pointing out that "it has something to do with Egypts agreement to supply Palestinians with gas. I think Israel is probably pretty pissed about that. I will take a wild guess, hmmm - Does Israel have any terrorists?"


24 Jul 05 - 10:24 AM (#1526984)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: greg stephens

Dianavan certainly has quick access to sources of information denied to most of us. It would never have crossed my mind that the Jews were responsible for the Sharm-el Sheik bombings. But curiously, Dianavan has denied that that post implies anything about Israeli invovement. So what on earth can it mean? It's all very confusing.
    Did'nt Lawrence of Arabia capture Sharm-el-Sheik with his Arab irregulars once? Maybe he's had a hand in this.


24 Jul 05 - 10:43 AM (#1526994)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Little Hawk

Nice to see you here, Wolfgang. I had been wondering where you were lately. Fishing for flames, indeed... ;-)

Isn't it odd how certain anonymous people simply can't bear the fact that some of us here actually like each other? I wonder if they are also annoyed by groups of people they see who are chatting happily in bars and restaurants? Do they then write hate letters to those people, and have them delivered anonymously by the waitress?

Nope. Only on the Internet are people that dysfunctional.


24 Jul 05 - 10:46 AM (#1526999)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: GUEST

Suicide bombing is pretty disfunctional.


24 Jul 05 - 10:54 AM (#1527004)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Little Hawk

You'll get no argument from me about that.


24 Jul 05 - 11:59 AM (#1527040)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: GUEST,Truth-Man

Oh, come on. Both of them are Jew haters and complete losers.


24 Jul 05 - 12:03 PM (#1527042)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: GUEST

They are also feminists and enemies of America. They are the worst thing about Mudcat.


24 Jul 05 - 12:08 PM (#1527046)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: CarolC

So how do you want that swamp shipped, Bobert? And shall I also send the sultry climate that goes along with it?


24 Jul 05 - 12:11 PM (#1527047)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: mooman

Both of them are Jew haters and complete losers.

They are also feminists and enemies of America. They are the worst thing about Mudcat.


Five assertions here, all of which I strongly disagree with.

Peace

moo


24 Jul 05 - 12:12 PM (#1527052)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: wysiwyg

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



~S~


24 Jul 05 - 12:16 PM (#1527055)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: mooman

...except perhaps the feminist statement. Nothing at all wrong with being feminists.

Susan,

Please do not shout out instructions...

Thanks!

moo


24 Jul 05 - 12:18 PM (#1527058)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: GUEST

The self obsessed idiot who started the thread about herself is the chief troll.


24 Jul 05 - 12:34 PM (#1527064)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Clinton Hammond

So why is one stupid thread locked, but this one isn't?


24 Jul 05 - 12:54 PM (#1527074)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Big Mick

Which begets the question:

Why are you responding to it?

Mick


24 Jul 05 - 01:06 PM (#1527078)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Clinton Hammond

Nothing else better to post to here I guess...


24 Jul 05 - 01:14 PM (#1527089)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Don Firth

[I knew he couldn't stay away. He's jeven more addicted to Mudcat than he kept accusing others of being.]

Just criticism when it is merited doesn't constituted anti-Semitism or anti-Americanism, even if some find that criticism painful to hear.

I've found both dianavan and CarolC to be well-informed, knowledgable, and articulate.

Don Firth


24 Jul 05 - 01:36 PM (#1527099)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Clinton Hammond

DOn't confuse addiction with morbid curiosity...

This place is like watching a train-wreck, in slow motion...


24 Jul 05 - 02:10 PM (#1527130)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Don Firth

Depends on what you want to focus on.

Don Firth


24 Jul 05 - 02:13 PM (#1527133)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Little Hawk

Yeah, Clinton, it is like that at times. Exactly like that. At other times, though, it definitely has its good points.

When I get a bit more time, I'll see if I can whip up some more Chongo Chimp adventures.

Clinton, if I was a female I would happily go to see you play music any time....but I would not go out with you. Uh-uh. ;-)


24 Jul 05 - 02:33 PM (#1527148)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: Clinton Hammond

"it definitely has its good points"
You say that as if this sorta train wreck ISN'T good...

"...I would happily go to see you play music..."
What would make you think I'd want -you-, either at my show or to go out with, if you were male, female or BOTH LH???

:-P
Heh


24 Jul 05 - 03:10 PM (#1527170)
Subject: RE: BS: I Loves dianavan and CarolC...
From: dianavan

greg - Based on the information that was out there at the time (recent trade agreements) I wondered if there might be Israeli terrorists involved. I don't even know if Israeli terrorists exist. It was a question.

I didn't state it as fact.

I also did not start this thread and asked that the other thread be closed because although it began with a statement of clarification, it was beginning to get nasty, just like this thread.