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26 Jul 05 - 04:03 AM (#1528484) Subject: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: GUEST,Marjorie Kentworth My friend Trevor is always trying to get me to sign petitions. Now, he thinks he's being reaally good, but I can't stand it. Amazon rainforests, People Against Pisceans, Murder in the Sudan, you name it, he's against it. I don't mind that so much, you know, but I don't think its so good to always be AGAINST things, I think it's not good for the spirit. So I tried to get him to sign a few POSITIVE petitions. People for Poodles, Optimists for a Better Freeway system, Folkies for Romance. He said he hated Poodles, that they are an indulgence, and that the money spent on feeding them would be better spent on the children of Ethiopia. He says Freeways should be abolished, and everyone should ride a bucycle, and that folk music was about social realism, and that Romance was an indulgence. We had a bit of debate about this and I finally felt it was time. So I am starting a movement called UNITE AGAINST TREVOR. I've had enough of someone who always knows what's best and want to tell other people what to do all the time. Are you sick of those superior types who demand your allegiance to their dogma? If so, join me, and UNITE AGAINST TREVOR. And, just to put a little vigour into this, here is a sound clip from the people who will be performing at our first UNITE AGAINST TREVOR concert.... DUELLING BANJOS UNITE AGAINST TREVOR yours in the struggle Marjorie K. |
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26 Jul 05 - 05:09 AM (#1528517) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: gnomad I too have had enough of someone who always knows what's best and wants to tell other people what to do all the time. So while I agree with you, my one-man rebellion will mean I don't sign. With you in spirit. Paul |
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26 Jul 05 - 06:03 AM (#1528536) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: freda underhill fantastic Paul, yes, I too am with you and will not sign! |
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26 Jul 05 - 06:12 AM (#1528540) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: GUEST Her's the petition Unite against trevor |
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26 Jul 05 - 06:14 AM (#1528544) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: GUEST,Marhorie Kentworth There goes that sneaky Kevin again, always trying to get his way. Kevin, I'll sign yours when you sign mine. M.K. |
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26 Jul 05 - 06:26 AM (#1528551) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: Leadfingers Reminds of my mate who wrote a protest song against pressure groups ! Chorus finishe 'Cut down a tree , kick the cat and Nuke the bloody whales ' Great fun !! |
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26 Jul 05 - 08:29 AM (#1528619) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: Little Hawk Way to go. I am getting really tired of pests like Trevor. I will happily sign. Let's see if we can get Trevor to either SHUT UP or be positive about something for a change... ;-) |
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26 Jul 05 - 09:16 AM (#1528667) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: kendall Beautiful! I love the Dueling Banjos |
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26 Jul 05 - 09:33 AM (#1528676) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: GUEST,Marjorie Kentworth I know that we are racing with a terrible inevitability towards International Multiglobal Fascomilitary Consumerism, but really, dear Trevor, what can I do about it? I work positively and constructively within my own small district. Do you seriously consider that by signing your online petition on global warming, that the icebergs will stop freezing? I prefer to spend my time recovering from the trauma of the day by listening to Enya while soaking in the bath. Hoes my life exist anymore, or am I but a pawn of the international media? Did you hear that Trevor? Stop being so bossy, stop hassling me. You may be right, but you don't know how to do really useful things like knit teapot cosies. UNITE AGAINST TREVOR now! I'm too pathetic to cope with him on my own. hopefully Marjorie |
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26 Jul 05 - 10:51 AM (#1528720) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: JennyO What a breath of fresh air you are, Marjorie! I'll be happy to sign your little petition - down with Trevors! Let us unite in knitting more teapot cosies and fluffy lavender bedsocks, while listening to Enya and Loreena McKennitt! I'll be right back - just got to check out a whooshing noise in the other room............. Oh......it's just the flush of a distant toilet......... BUGGER! I just stepped in a poodle! |
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26 Jul 05 - 10:58 AM (#1528722) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: GUEST,Marjorie Kentworth Thanks for your support, JennyO. Re .. "BUGGER! I just stepped in a poodle! " are you sure it was a poodle, and not a terrier? if it was a terrier, we could.. UNITE AGAINST TERRIERS! But, my daughter has a Staffordshire terrier, she would never forgive me, so we shall instead continue to UNITE AGAINST TREVOR! all the best Marjorie |
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26 Jul 05 - 11:28 AM (#1528745) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: wysiwyg Garden Gnomes Will Take Over / Unite Against Trevor ~S~ |
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26 Jul 05 - 11:32 AM (#1528750) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: freda underhill in unity is strength! |
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26 Jul 05 - 11:45 AM (#1528760) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: Bunnahabhain Well, there's the n and a t, but you're short of s r e g t h, which is an anagram of 'thergs' How did you find out about that moab plot? p.s. I agree with the shutting up of Trevor. If we don't he'l get himself elected... |
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26 Jul 05 - 11:54 AM (#1528775) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: freda underhill in unity is strength - HYGIENIST NITS RUNT! whereas Unite Against Trevor = VEGETARIANS IN TROUT hmmm.. |
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26 Jul 05 - 09:11 PM (#1528862) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: Little Hawk I feel that if we all band together as one, in glorious Unity, we can succeed in totalling ignoring Trevor. Let's do it now! |
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26 Jul 05 - 09:24 PM (#1528869) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: Bill D "...band together as one, in glorious Unity,..." and 3 times redundant unity, at that! |
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26 Jul 05 - 11:13 PM (#1528915) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: Little Hawk Absitively! |
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26 Jul 05 - 11:17 PM (#1528918) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River I would, like, be happy to kick Trevor's ass. Where does he live? - Shane |
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27 Jul 05 - 12:46 AM (#1528949) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: GUEST,The Late Trevor Crozier Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
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27 Jul 05 - 12:54 AM (#1528954) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: DougR People against Piceans? Jeeze! Whassamatta you Trevor? You crazy? DougR |
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27 Jul 05 - 08:18 AM (#1529122) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: kendall HERMITS UNITE |
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27 Jul 05 - 09:33 AM (#1529184) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: Bunnahabhain Motto of the Anti-Bondage league: UNITE TO UNTIE! |
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27 Jul 05 - 10:46 AM (#1529247) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: GUEST,Fool With a Plan Trevor hates small dogs. For this alone he should be ostracized from decent society. Expunge Trevor, I say! Trevor must go! |
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27 Jul 05 - 07:31 PM (#1529749) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: McGrath of Harlow Here's a "Save the Krill" petition. |
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27 Jul 05 - 07:37 PM (#1529750) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull whose paul? |
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28 Jul 05 - 09:40 AM (#1529878) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: Little Hawk Peter's? |
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28 Jul 05 - 10:59 PM (#1530866) Subject: RE: BS: Unite Against Trevor From: kendall I don't like little dogs either |