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29 Jul 05 - 02:04 PM (#1531341) Subject: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!! From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll Bloody 'ell! The bastard parrot wot nearly destroyed me marriage 'as appeared on National News. 'E swore at a Mayoress and a lady vicar and other dignitaries. Told 'em to "F" off, 'e did! That's typical. Me 'usband Eddie 'ad bought 'im on Ebay, but I left Eddie on condition 'e dispose of the rotten swine. So...'e sold 'im to a rich toff in Twillingsgate named Wellington-Jones. Now the rich toff must 'ave sold the bird to a lorry driver, according to the story. Read all about it 'ere... Bastard Parrot Re-emerges, creates fiasco, gets incarcerated! |
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29 Jul 05 - 02:35 PM (#1531372) Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!! From: Firecat LOL! What I want to know is can I borrow that parrot to put in my old workplace. He'd do perfectly on the phones!! |
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31 Jul 05 - 06:07 PM (#1532250) Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!! From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll Bloody 'ell! You lot are willin' to put a fecking 100 posts on some stupid fread about 'ow it's falling off the board, but not on me parrot fread. Wot's wrong wif you stupid sods? I fink I'll walk out on this place again. To 'ell wif you! Olive Whatnoll |
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31 Jul 05 - 06:48 PM (#1532264) Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!! From: Peace My Aunt sent me a parrot. She called a few days later to ask how it was. I said, "Delicious." She replied that the parrot had cost over a thousand dollars and that it talked. I told her it didn't say anything when I put it in the oven. |
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31 Jul 05 - 07:59 PM (#1532294) Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!! From: Cluin Who's a pretty boy, then? |
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31 Jul 05 - 08:24 PM (#1532308) Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!! From: Severn Did he swear like a parrot trooper? Could it be Parrette's Syndrome, perhaps? Maybe they should label him as a "Swearot". |
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31 Jul 05 - 08:33 PM (#1532315) Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!! From: Charley Noble Mrs. Oliver- Great story! I wonder if he also likes to chew off fingertips like some cockatoos I've known. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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01 Aug 05 - 11:30 AM (#1532659) Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!! From: Kim C I thought this was going to be about Winston Churchill's parrot. |
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01 Aug 05 - 11:31 AM (#1532663) Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!! From: Kim C Or, I should say, the parrot that MIGHT have belonged to Churchill. |
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02 Aug 05 - 08:45 PM (#1533788) Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!! From: Joybell Firecat, Our Cocky would be the go. He swears in a very sweet crooning sort of way. "F... off! Silly old bugger!" Also he has a big vocabulary of good telephone-phrases like, "Did you see that in the paper?" "Nice day today" "Did you want a cup of tea or coffee?" "See you later. Don't forget to pay!" interspersed with snatches of tuneless song. And, like most pet cockies,, he says, "Helloooo!" all the time. Cheers, Joy |
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02 Aug 05 - 08:52 PM (#1533795) Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!! From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll Cor! It seems that there is more of these foul-mouthed parrots about. And one wot may 'ave belonged to Winston Churchill! My, my. Per'aps me Eddie was right after all, and we should 'ave kept the bloody bird. We could 'ave charged for people to see 'im. Five bob for every time 'e swore. Bloody 'ell! We'd be rich! Wot 'ave I done? |
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03 Aug 05 - 04:32 PM (#1534183) Subject: RE: BS: Me Foul-Mouthed Parrot makes News!!! From: radriano BS indeed! |