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BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread

01 Aug 05 - 12:01 AM (#1532387)
Subject: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: khandu

Without further ado, and little fanfare....


HAPPY


BIRTHMONTH


JOE OFFER!!!




k


01 Aug 05 - 12:04 AM (#1532389)
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: Peace

Yo, Joe. HAPPY BIRTHMONTH.


01 Aug 05 - 12:05 AM (#1532390)
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: khandu

And may you have another 67 productive years!

k


01 Aug 05 - 12:31 AM (#1532400)
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: CarolC

He's not having a birthday(month) this year. Didn't he tell you? He had it surgically removed so nobody could start any more threads about his birthday(month). He will never have a birthday again. They threw in a free botox treatement as his last ever birthday present. From now on, everyone is instructed to forget that he was born. The story we're supposed to go with is that the "stork" brought him. I'm surprised you didn't get the memo.


01 Aug 05 - 12:33 AM (#1532401)
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: Peace

Did I misread that? Is Joe preggers?


01 Aug 05 - 12:55 AM (#1532410)
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: Amos

Bad news, Joe -- that damn thing has regrown!


A


01 Aug 05 - 01:00 AM (#1532413)
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: Peace

Ooooooh. So he's NOT preggers. Whew!


01 Aug 05 - 01:32 AM (#1532423)
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: catspaw49

Actually khandu, this should be a non-month non-birthday thread which would satisfy Joe completely. Joe has never had it figured right to get away with not having a birthday thread but the strategy is simple. I figured it right myself and got by without any birthday thread myself this year and if I can do it, I know Joe can too! Let's give him a fighting chance at least

Spaw


01 Aug 05 - 06:10 AM (#1532495)
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: GUEST,catsphiddle@work

Happy Birthmonth Joe!

See you in October!

Love Khatt


01 Aug 05 - 06:17 AM (#1532496)
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: rumanci

give him a fighting chance ?
Nah! - make him an Offer he can't refuse
Happy happy birthmonth Joe
May it last .........oooooo............31 days at least
rum x


01 Aug 05 - 08:32 AM (#1532553)
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: bbc

Hi, Joe,

For my present, this year, I'll think of you real hard when I go to the Doc Watson concert on Sunday. Maybe some of the sound waves will get through. I'll also think of you real hard on your real birthday! Best wishes for a great year.

love,

Barbara


01 Aug 05 - 08:56 AM (#1532569)
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe

May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake
Happy Birthday! (UNH!)
Happy Birthday! (UNH!)

Birthdays come, but once a year
Marking time, as Death draws near
Happy Birthday! (UNH!)
Happy Birthday! (UNH!)


01 Aug 05 - 08:58 AM (#1532570)
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: MMario

I'nm not sure if Joe would be happy with 11 non-borth-month threads or not. Maybe we should give it a try?


01 Aug 05 - 09:23 AM (#1532582)
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: jacqui.c

Many happies for this month Joe. With this crowd it's no use trying to fight it - they'll just try even harder!


01 Aug 05 - 09:57 AM (#1532600)
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: Sandra in Sydney

31 happies to you, Joe - enjoy your birthmonth, celebrate every day!


01 Aug 05 - 03:27 PM (#1532812)
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: Peace

Uh, Joe, no offense, but if you light all the candles at once, please notify your local fire department first, OK?


01 Aug 05 - 08:36 PM (#1533030)
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: khandu

Good Lord, people! Wake up!! This is the JOE OFFER BIRTHMONTH THREAD! Where's the hub-bub, the confetti, the madding crowd, the frilly purple panties flying through the air???

Get with it! We've only got a month left!!!

k


02 Aug 05 - 05:44 PM (#1533629)
Subject: RE: BS: The 2005 Joe Offer Birthmonth Thread
From: Alaska Mike

Way to go, Joe!!

Best wishes