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happy? - Aug 3 (In 14 Hundred and 92)

03 Aug 05 - 11:10 AM (#1533979)
Subject: happy? - Aug 3 (In 14 Hundred and 92)
From: Abby Sale

Columbus set out on his 1st voyage 8/3/1492 OS. (2nd trip, 9/25/1493 [thanx Sam Hinton])


          In Fourteen Hundred and Ninety Two
          Columbus sailed the ocean blue;
          It was a courageous thing to do --
                  But someone was already there.
  
          Columbus knew that world was round;
          He looked for the east while westward bound,
          He didn't find what he thought he'd found,
                  For someone was already there.
  
                  CHORUS:
                  The Inuit and the Cherokee,
                  The Aztec and Menominee
                  The Onondaga and the Cree -- (CLAP!  CLAP!)
                  Someone was already here.
  
                          "1492" by Nancy Schimmel (Malvina Reynold's daughter)
  
  ALSO:
          For forty days and forty nights
          He sailed the broad Atlantic,
          Columbo and his scurvy crew
          For want of a screw were frantic.
  
                  CHORUS:
                  His balls they were so round-o
                  His cock hung to the ground-o
                  That fornicating, copulating
                  Son-of-a-bitch Columbo.

03 Aug 05 - 02:54 PM (#1534121)
Subject: RE: happy? - Aug 3 (In 14 Hundred and 92)
From: CapriUni

Hee! Two questions:

When these written? They both read as relatively modern -- the first one strikes me as post 1960. The second one sounds more trad. but still relatively contemporary -- 1940's, maybe (when did "screw" become slang for sex?)?

And where can I find tunes for these songs?

03 Aug 05 - 07:34 PM (#1534406)
Subject: RE: happy? - Aug 3 (In 14 Hundred and 92)
From: Abby Sale

Sounds right. 1492 has to be after 1955 - first recording I've found is 1992.

Christopher Columbo, though, is well-established, one of the clasics. "Salty Dick" gives 'from the late 19th century.' It occurs in Legman/Randolph, Unprintable where the notes shound be as good as any but I'm in Raleigh at the moment and didn't bring it (or Erotic Muse) with me.

I also have a note it's by one Francis Bryant. Greenhaus saith a parlor version (in DigTrad) "made a hit on Broadway in the late 19th century. It probably preceded the more common feelthy versions. From Flashes of Merriment, Levy." ie, 1893 at CHRISTOFO COLUMBO

03 Aug 05 - 09:21 PM (#1534552)
Subject: RE: happy? - Aug 3 (In 14 Hundred and 92)
From: Big Jim from Jackson

The second version above can be found on one of Oscar Brand's Barrack Room Ballads albums. He has some other verses

04 Aug 05 - 03:57 AM (#1534642)
Subject: RE: happy? - Aug 3 (In 14 Hundred and 92)
From: Paul Burke

(when did "screw" become slang for sex?)?

From The crossed Couple, 17th century:

And as I screwed my body around
To see my gallant gain the town,
'Twas his getting up, made me tumble down,
with my fol-lol-lol-lol-lol-lero.

Hear it sung- the implication is deliberate.

04 Aug 05 - 04:15 AM (#1534651)
Subject: RE: happy? - Aug 3 (In 14 Hundred and 92)
From: Le Scaramouche

Paul, not so. Gaining the town here is sex, screwing her body around means she is twisting it for better access. I think as slang screw is from the mid-1700s.