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BS: C-)))))))))))-C......

04 Aug 05 - 11:12 PM (#1535379)
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From: Bobert

Yeah, me an the Wes Ginny Slide Rule been on this one 24/7...

Any ideas????


04 Aug 05 - 11:18 PM (#1535381)
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From: number 6

Not yet ... will definately work on this through the nite.

sIx


04 Aug 05 - 11:20 PM (#1535383)
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From: number 6

I don't think I'll have the answer to you for first thing in the morning Bobert .... can't find my slide rule. Damn it ... no one can leave my stuff alone around the house.


05 Aug 05 - 12:38 AM (#1535417)
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From: mack/misophist

Would somebody like to explain this?


05 Aug 05 - 12:45 AM (#1535420)
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From: Bee-dubya-ell

I dunno. Looks sorta like a centipede with a trail of little bitty centipede turds. Or maybe some kinda marine tubeworm. Whatever it is, I hope it's not poisonous.


05 Aug 05 - 02:27 AM (#1535437)
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From: Dave Hanson

It's what we in England call    ' BOLLOCKS '


eric


05 Aug 05 - 04:33 AM (#1535466)
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From: Georgiansilver

Rather have mine <*{{}}><


05 Aug 05 - 05:25 AM (#1535490)
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From: gnu

HEY, don't pick it up. Wait, I'll get a stick. Here... go ahead and poke it.


05 Aug 05 - 08:19 AM (#1535555)
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From: Bobert

Yer gettin' warm, BeezerDL...


05 Aug 05 - 08:36 AM (#1535560)
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From: freda underhill

Bobert & PV

try leaving some warm beer in a bowl in the garden. they may hop in for a drink and drown themselves!

best slushes

freda


05 Aug 05 - 08:38 AM (#1535562)
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From: gnu

Shouldn't there be only ten ")"'s? Parentheses?


05 Aug 05 - 10:11 AM (#1535612)
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From: Dave Hanson

eh !!!


05 Aug 05 - 02:48 PM (#1535842)
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From: CarolC

Is it gypsy moth caterpillars? If so, I have a suggestion or two.


05 Aug 05 - 02:53 PM (#1535845)
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From: number 6

I've figured it out .... it's a cd rack.

sIx


05 Aug 05 - 02:56 PM (#1535846)
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From: Little Hawk

Hillary? Winona? Bill?


05 Aug 05 - 02:58 PM (#1535847)
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From: Bobert

All good guesses, LH but we knew you would have to have Hillary as one of yer guesses...

But sorry, pal, no cigar...


05 Aug 05 - 03:04 PM (#1535850)
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From: MMario

it's an earwig!


05 Aug 05 - 03:37 PM (#1535875)
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From: gnu

Earwig? Smack it with the stick man! I hate them little criiters. Hmmmm... I wonder if they would make a better stew than them squirrels?


05 Aug 05 - 03:40 PM (#1535877)
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From: MMario

take an awful lot of 'em tho'.


05 Aug 05 - 03:41 PM (#1535881)
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From: bobad

From sea to shining sea?


05 Aug 05 - 03:52 PM (#1535895)
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From: MudGuard

And? Did you get the cork out of the bottle with your funny thing?


05 Aug 05 - 04:05 PM (#1535904)
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From: MMario

ewwwwwww!

He's been putting his funny thing into the bottle again?

gack!


05 Aug 05 - 04:11 PM (#1535912)
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From: Little Hawk

Let's hope it doesn't get stuck!


05 Aug 05 - 04:21 PM (#1535923)
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From: number 6

Ok ... it's the front grill of a 58 Buick.

sIx


05 Aug 05 - 04:27 PM (#1535930)
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From: Bobert

No, sIx...

O(((((())))))O

Now that is the 58 Buick grill...


05 Aug 05 - 04:31 PM (#1535931)
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From: Little Hawk

It's 33 hamsters attempting to cram themselves inside a cardboard tube or a Habitrail tunnel. 22 are already in, and the other 11 are trying to get in. You can see their little furry heinies as they push and jostle.


05 Aug 05 - 04:38 PM (#1535936)
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From: beardedbruce

LH,

The SPCH will get you for that!


05 Aug 05 - 04:58 PM (#1535946)
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From: Little Hawk

They're already after me over the hot air balloon episode, the model rocket episode, and the waterskiing behind the radio-controlled boat episode...not to mention the monster truck demolition derby! That was probably the best.


05 Aug 05 - 09:57 PM (#1536108)
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From: ranger1

Slugs? Squirrels? Squid? Centipedes? Aliens? Have you got aliens, Bobert?


05 Aug 05 - 09:59 PM (#1536110)
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From: wysiwyg

From sea to shining sea? Not how I've seen that one done, but....

~S~


05 Aug 05 - 10:04 PM (#1536114)
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From: bobad

A spring?


05 Aug 05 - 10:47 PM (#1536134)
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From: Bobert

??????????????, bobad.....


05 Aug 05 - 10:50 PM (#1536135)
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From: Ebbie

traveling left - A scorpion?

A skeletonized salmon?


05 Aug 05 - 10:52 PM (#1536137)
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From: bobad

Yeah you know like boing! boing! a spring like what used to be found in a ballpoint pen that you could click in and out.


05 Aug 05 - 10:55 PM (#1536139)
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From: Peace

Looks like a bunch a boomerangs.


05 Aug 05 - 11:38 PM (#1536153)
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From: number 6

or a stretched slinky.


05 Aug 05 - 11:42 PM (#1536155)
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From: Bobert

Ahhhhhhhh, upon as econfd refelction, I have discovered that I have badly erred in my presentation and it should be:

C-((((((((((-C

Unless one thinks backwards....

Sorry, but my lexdexia kicked in,,,,

With this minor correction I'd have to say that Ebbie is in hot persuit...

Bobert


05 Aug 05 - 11:46 PM (#1536157)
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From: wysiwyg

Ebbie?????????? Where's her post.....?????????

~S~


06 Aug 05 - 12:14 AM (#1536173)
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From: Peace

Subject: RE: BS: C-)))))))))))-C......
From: Ebbie - PM
Date: 05 Aug 05 - 10:50 PM

traveling left - A scorpion?

A skeletonized salmon?


06 Aug 05 - 12:18 AM (#1536174)
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From: Cluin

a Lumbricus Terrestris, post-orgy.


06 Aug 05 - 01:18 AM (#1536200)
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From: Amos

Gotta be a centipede -- but one who is weak at math...


A


06 Aug 05 - 08:46 AM (#1536314)
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From: ranger1

Silverfish?


06 Aug 05 - 09:00 AM (#1536318)
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From: Bobert

********************WE HAVE A WINNER!!!**************************

(Well, Bobert, tell the folks who it is and what the winner has won...)

Later...

Gotta go...


06 Aug 05 - 09:47 AM (#1536343)
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From: Mr Red

It is the formula for the elasticity of a single spring chest expander. Specify make and year and I can give you the figure.
Use it long enough and it will give you the figure itself.


06 Aug 05 - 11:48 AM (#1536429)
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From: Bee-dubya-ell

Nah! Bobert's wrong! Yeah, I know he posted the thing, but he's still wrong. It's an aerial view of a quonset hut in the Iraqi desert someplace. It's where all Saddam's WMDs are hidden. The "C"s are clever disguise elements that make it look like there was just a bug on the spy plane's camera lens.


06 Aug 05 - 02:59 PM (#1536528)
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From: number 6

Good one Bee-dubya-ell !!!


07 Aug 05 - 01:35 PM (#1536977)
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From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

It's one a them fancy birth control thingies.

- BDiBR (Shane)


07 Aug 05 - 07:29 PM (#1537149)
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From: Amos

Well, Bobert, you no-good red-dog procrastinator, what the hell is it?


A


07 Aug 05 - 08:17 PM (#1537178)
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From: Gray D

If that's the parentheses . . . I'd hate to meet the children.
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I'll get me coat,

Gray D


07 Aug 05 - 09:17 PM (#1537200)
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From: Bobert

See Ebbie's post.... Yes, it is indeed a skelital remains of a salmon and fir Ebbie being the correct guesser she has won...

....ahhhhhh, what has she won?

Hmmmmmmm?

Ahhhhhh, yes, she has won all the mineral and patent rights, including any royalties from being the winner of THE C-)))))))))-C.... CONTEST!!!!!

Yes, what a wonderful prize and I'm...sniff... all choked up in makin' this presentation since the winner is not only the wionner but the one Mudcatter that has pulled my useless butt out of the fire more than any other Catter.... Sniff... This has been a big day and I gotta got lie down now....

But before I do, CONGRATES EBBIE! You be da' WINNER!!!

BObert


07 Aug 05 - 09:38 PM (#1537204)
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From: GUEST,Art Thieme

Youse guys 'n gals is all wrong!!

Obviously, It's a C-chord made on a guitar neck...

...with eleven capos on eleven different frets !!!

But why???

Art


07 Aug 05 - 09:55 PM (#1537210)
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From: Bobert

Good answer, Art, but....

.....wrong!

Hey, yer 'sposed to guess before the winner has been declared... There's a new one up there so guess early and guess often....

Bobert


07 Aug 05 - 09:59 PM (#1537215)
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From: number 6

Congrats Ebbie!

sIx


07 Aug 05 - 10:14 PM (#1537225)
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From: katlaughing

And I thought it might be a line of can-can girls kickin' up their legs with the ones on the ends holding hoola-hoops or something!


07 Aug 05 - 10:15 PM (#1537227)
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From: Bobert

Yeah, I hear the mineral rights alone oughtta fetch her a handsome sum...

Throw in a made-fir-TV movie and she's in the money big time...

But, hey, when ya think about it she did kinda have an advantage since she lives in Alaska and they got a lot of salmon up there...


07 Aug 05 - 10:31 PM (#1537238)
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From: open mike

i thought fer sure it had some thing to do with tennessee...


07 Aug 05 - 10:36 PM (#1537239)
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From: GUEST,Art Thieme

No,not ten-- Eleven-a-C ! (or C-ROCK C-ity)


07 Aug 05 - 10:37 PM (#1537240)
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From: Bobert

Tennessee????? Hmmmmm, O-Mike, maybe you'd lie to elaborate on this... I sense there is a story here that ain't got nuthin' to do with "Deliverance"....