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05 Aug 05 - 09:23 AM (#1535583) Subject: BS: New approach to 'personal security' From: curmudgeon I just had to share this story from today's Portsmouth (NH) Herald. Now, what is the real story? |
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05 Aug 05 - 10:09 AM (#1535607) Subject: RE: BS: New approach to 'personal security' From: mooman I can only imagine The Sun's probable headline in the UK: "Pissed Plonker with Padlock on Plums Puzzles Police"! Peace moo |
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05 Aug 05 - 06:54 PM (#1536011) Subject: RE: BS: New approach to 'personal security' From: Uncle_DaveO Now surely one of our resident songwriting geniuses will have something on THAT! Dave Oesterreich |
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05 Aug 05 - 07:18 PM (#1536030) Subject: RE: BS: New approach to 'personal security' From: Deckman Let's find a song for this: "Great Balls a-fire" "Where's The Key To My Dreams" "I'm Shackled To My Love" "Hang Me, Oh Hang Me" I give up! CHEERS, Bob(deckman)Nelson ((I've been working in the sun tooooo long)! |
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05 Aug 05 - 08:18 PM (#1536054) Subject: RE: BS: New approach to 'personal security' From: gnu New meaning for "locknut". |
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05 Aug 05 - 08:24 PM (#1536059) Subject: RE: BS: New approach to 'personal security' From: Peace LOL What WILL they think of next! |
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05 Aug 05 - 08:38 PM (#1536067) Subject: RE: BS: New approach to 'personal security' From: bobad This reminds me of an incident related to me by an old girlfriend who was a student nurse working the night shift in emergency at the time. A patient presented with a wedding ring on his penis that he was unable to remove. The Doc's glib remark; "wrong finger eh!" |