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BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~

27 Aug 05 - 08:31 PM (#1551195)
Subject: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: Bobert

Okay, gol dangit...

This oughtta keep you all busier than danged 15 minutes....


27 Aug 05 - 08:51 PM (#1551208)
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From: Bill D

ummmmmm...yeah


27 Aug 05 - 08:57 PM (#1551213)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: Little Hawk

WHY do you DO this, Bobert?


27 Aug 05 - 09:03 PM (#1551215)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: Bobert

The Devil makes me do it, LH... Sho nuff does... Jus' grabs me 'round my neck an' tells me that if I don't do it he gfoona repossess them guitar skills I got by makin' that little deal wid him...

You oughtta know... He tolt me all about that little Shatnet thing they you and he got goin' but I weren't gonna say nuithin' 'bout it 'cause I figgurated that, well, that was b'tween you and the devil...

We all got our demons...

Shatner, ....=-ii-=.....\\\~\\~\~~~~~~~~? Twiddle dee, twiddle dum...

B~


27 Aug 05 - 09:27 PM (#1551227)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: GUEST,WAsTed in wAwa

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27 Aug 05 - 09:48 PM (#1551231)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: Bobert

Purdy cool, WAsTed, but wrong.....

Guess again....


27 Aug 05 - 09:50 PM (#1551234)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: frogprince

WAsTed's is a flock of bats; Bobert's, good grief, who knows?
A Roman galley stranded in the Red Sea after Moses parted the waters?


27 Aug 05 - 10:08 PM (#1551244)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: bobad

Bobert recording in Mississippi.


27 Aug 05 - 10:23 PM (#1551251)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: Bobert

Wrong x 2....


27 Aug 05 - 10:36 PM (#1551257)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: Bobert

I has officially turned the "What's It?" over to gnu whilst I is paddlin' my way down to MIssissippi to do a little recordin' so until I get back, no more Mister Nice Guy... New Sheriif in town...

Bobert


27 Aug 05 - 10:43 PM (#1551261)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: Little Hawk

Yes, but Shatner is much more fun... ;-)


28 Aug 05 - 01:22 AM (#1551331)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: Cluin

A crab on the beach, thrown up by the waves.


28 Aug 05 - 02:04 AM (#1551353)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: Cluin

A pizza delivery boy being chased along the sidewalk by a bunch of snakes hiding behind trees


28 Aug 05 - 02:08 AM (#1551356)
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From: Cluin

Messalina, lying on her back, legs open, several "customers" lined up, some ready for her, some not yet


28 Aug 05 - 02:12 AM (#1551362)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: Cluin

And WAsTed's is not bats. It's geese. Bats don't fly in formation.


28 Aug 05 - 02:32 AM (#1551369)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: Little Hawk

Bobert, do you sghibne hgei nhe ahim b gem hgihgjlw.?


28 Aug 05 - 04:39 AM (#1551384)
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From: MudGuard

It is a steganosaurus. Or a crocodile.


28 Aug 05 - 07:26 AM (#1551450)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: gnu

My apologies for not being on the job sooner, but I only found out a few moments ago that I was given the honour of hosting this thread during Bobert's abscence. Cluin's post of 1:22AM is a winner. It is a sand crab on the beach, with waves to the right.

Well, my work here is done. Anyone else care to attempt to approximate the imagination and artistry of Bobert by starting a new one? Fill yer boots.

g


28 Aug 05 - 09:33 AM (#1551490)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: GUEST,WAsTed in wAwa

ha ahahha *hic* hoooonnnnnnk cluin RULES!! *hic* now how bout THIS ya honkers....

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28 Aug 05 - 09:36 AM (#1551496)
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From: SINSULL

A seagull pooping on a centipede? Or on a headless well endowed lady?


28 Aug 05 - 09:42 AM (#1551498)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: GUEST,WAsTed in wAwa

Clo *hic* se!

but close only ccounts in *hic* horseshoes an *hic* handgrenades


28 Aug 05 - 09:45 AM (#1551500)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: gnu

It's a skeeter what has just bit ya right betwixt the lookers.


28 Aug 05 - 10:05 AM (#1551514)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: GUEST,WAsTed in wAwa

oooooo ansty nasty


28 Aug 05 - 10:29 AM (#1551527)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: gnu

I hope Bobert satyed home... he would be driving straight into a Cat 5 hurricane.


28 Aug 05 - 12:44 PM (#1551600)
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From: Cluin

Edward Scissorhands, walking away from another hedge-clipping.


28 Aug 05 - 12:46 PM (#1551604)
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From: Cluin

A pubic louse, looking for his house and family after the bikini waxing.


28 Aug 05 - 12:53 PM (#1551608)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: Cluin

Wynona "Sticky Fingers" Ryder, out the mall door and making a break for it with her acquisitions.


28 Aug 05 - 01:10 PM (#1551622)
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From: gnu

LH MMFFTT (censored).


28 Aug 05 - 01:19 PM (#1551630)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: GUEST,WAsTed in wAwa

itt's DOrkus the DOnBoy out paddlin the sWamps   ha ha ah aha *hic*   Probly still lookin to pettawAwa! ha ha haha   LOSER!!


28 Aug 05 - 07:43 PM (#1551859)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: GUEST,Elmer Fudd

Semaphore code fwagger on the airport wunway?


29 Aug 05 - 04:38 AM (#1552033)
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From: GUEST, Topsie

Little Miss Muffet


29 Aug 05 - 09:23 AM (#1552162)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: gnu

Suicide by firearm in mouth. (Me? Fine. Why do you ask?)


30 Aug 05 - 11:54 AM (#1552827)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: GUEST, Topsie

Is it the Fat Lady singing?


30 Aug 05 - 04:28 PM (#1552966)
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From: Wesley S

A heart attack ?


31 Aug 05 - 02:11 AM (#1553266)
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From: darkriver

Cluin,

your suggestions are better than any right answers could possibly be!
"Messalina, lying on her back, legs open, several "customers" lined up, some ready for her, some not yet" -- I can't stop snickering.

Thanks.

Doug


31 Aug 05 - 07:13 AM (#1553413)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: GUEST,noddy

WAsTed, is it a spider attacking a fly or a bug of some sort.

The other is a bird pulling a worm from the ground.


31 Aug 05 - 03:38 PM (#1553630)
Subject: RE: BS: .......=-ii-= ........\\\~\\~\~~~~\~~~
From: gnu

Yo... wasted... sober the fuck UP!!! You are supposed to be in charge. How's about some commentary eh, ya hoser?