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BS: Watch What You Say In Texas

27 Aug 05 - 11:06 PM (#1551286)
Subject: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: LadyJean

A man went into a bar in West Texas, ordered a shot and a beer, drank it down, and said, "George W. Bush is a horse's ass."
The biggest man in the bar picked him up and threw him out.
But he came in again, ordered another shot and beer, drank them down and said, "George W. Bush is a horse's ass."
Once again the biggest man in the bar picked him up and threw him out.
But he came back and ordered another shot and beer. This time, the biggest man in the bar came up and said, "Now watch what you're saying Mister, this here is horse country."


27 Aug 05 - 11:21 PM (#1551292)
Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: Stilly River Sage

One could wish. Unfortunately, most of those horse owners here in Texas are rich republicans.


27 Aug 05 - 11:30 PM (#1551301)
Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: Little Hawk

Shatner is more fun.


28 Aug 05 - 12:18 AM (#1551322)
Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: katlaughing

Thanks, LadyJean! LMHAO!!!

kat


28 Aug 05 - 01:45 AM (#1551345)
Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: Little Hawk

"hairy"? "humble"? what?


28 Aug 05 - 02:07 AM (#1551355)
Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: Ebbie

pssst, Little Hawk, she's talkin' about her hass.


28 Aug 05 - 07:32 AM (#1551451)
Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: The Fooles Troupe

Don't you mean Mary's Ass?!!!


28 Aug 05 - 09:09 AM (#1551479)
Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: Tam the man

how was thrown out, being insulting to horses, I would do the same thing, after all he was telling the truth.

Please take this as a joke.

Tom


28 Aug 05 - 10:27 AM (#1551524)
Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: Tannywheeler

Nah, say what you want--just know you may be addressing some who don't agree with you and feel free to express their disapproval.

There are those in this state who don't NEED a shot and a beer (boilermaker?) to go public with their disapproval of Georgie-porgie, thank God.       Tw


28 Aug 05 - 10:28 AM (#1551526)
Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: Tam the man

thank you Tannywheeler I will


28 Aug 05 - 11:13 AM (#1551551)
Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: katlaughing

in case LH meant me...it was Laughing My Horse's Ass Off:-)


28 Aug 05 - 12:59 PM (#1551611)
Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: Little Hawk

Oh. Okay. Yes, I did wonder what you meant.


28 Aug 05 - 03:37 PM (#1551709)
Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: GUEST,Wesley S

Must I remind all of you again the George W is NOT from Texas ? He's from New England. His family moved to Texas to make money. In times past I believe those people were called "carpetbaggers".

Loved the joke.


29 Aug 05 - 08:16 AM (#1552122)
Subject: RE: BS: Watch What You Say In Texas
From: kendall

I have a sign in the window of my car that says VETERAN GAINST THE WAR AND THE LIES.