30 Aug 05 - 08:12 PM (#1553129) Subject: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: UncleToad Hello all 'catters...I wish to compile some funny limerics and my first thought was (of course) the 'catters...a most diverse lot of critters. There was a young lady from France who never wore any pants how 'bout the rest. Thank you kindly, Uncle(NeedToLaughMyArseOff)Toad AND keep wishing this old world the best. |
31 Aug 05 - 04:59 AM (#1553329) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Micca There was a young lady from France who never wore any pants So the cold seaside wind revealed her rear end when she went on a day trip to Nantes |
31 Aug 05 - 05:35 AM (#1553353) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Lanfranc Once Titian, while mixing rose madder, Saw his model girl pose on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition So he climbed up the ladder and 'ad 'er! A young American seeking romance Took his girl on a date to a dance As she twirled in his arms Her perfume and her charms Caused a damp patch to form on his trousers. |
31 Aug 05 - 06:45 AM (#1553397) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Leadfingers Uncle Toad - IF you put 'Limericks' in the search box you will find several threads about 'em . Including a few that I posted , back in the good old days ! |
31 Aug 05 - 07:51 AM (#1553450) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: kendall My fAvorite is still: A mathmetician named Hall Had a hexehedronical ball. The cube of its weight Plus his pecker, times eight Was four fifths of five eights of fuck all. |
31 Aug 05 - 08:39 AM (#1553485) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Cluin Doot doot doobie doo, a do wop wop Scoot scoot scoobie doo, a be bop bop a fiddle dee dee a diddle ee dee Scootle opp a be bop wah! |
31 Aug 05 - 08:40 AM (#1553487) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Vince here's two (almost)... There once was a man who insisted that his annkle was sprained and not twisted he hobbled about and gave a great shout when he stepped on a step, but he missed it! A terrible poet was Jenny Her limericks weren't worth a penny In technique they were sound Though often she found whenever she tried to write any she always wrote one line too many (Sorry, so sorry...) Vince |
31 Aug 05 - 08:46 AM (#1553491) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Cluin There was a young lady from France Who found a dead crow in her pants She wasn't desirous To contract West Nile Virus But decided to leave things to chance |
31 Aug 05 - 09:13 AM (#1553513) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: freda underhill A dentist, young Mr Malone, Got a strapping young client alone, And in his depravity He filled the wrong cavity. And he drilled her right down to the bone There was a young women, Loretta Who wore a merino wool sweater. Three reasons she had: To keep warm was not bad, But the other two reasons were better.*** ***Note: The other two reasons were: (1) to support the Australian economy; (2) to shun non-union apparel produced under the appalling sweat-shop work environments found in many other countries. A nifty young jockey named Morse, eh, Fell madly in love with his horse, eh. His wife said, "you rapscallion, That horse is a stallion. This constitutes grounds for divorce, eh." |
31 Aug 05 - 09:17 AM (#1553515) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: freda underhill Some Say That Karl Rove Should Apologize By Madeleine Begun Kane Some say that Karl Rove should apologize, Cause he slandered the Dems with derisive lies. Will he yield? I think not. Cause his speech was a plot To distract us from failure and war unwise. |
31 Aug 05 - 04:00 PM (#1553657) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Georgiansilver There was a young man from Salisbury, Whose manners were quite Halisbury Scalisbury. He would walk around Hampshire, Without any Pampshire, Till the Bishop insisted he Walisbury. Doesn't make much sense until you discover that the shortened version of Salisbury is Sarum and the shortened version of Hampshire is Hants....... Best wishes, Mike. |
01 Sep 05 - 10:16 AM (#1553697) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Midchuck I think I posted this before... A gay Irish priest in New Delhi Had the Lord's Prayer tattooed on his belly. By the time that a Brahmin Got down to the "Amen," He'd blown both salvation and Kelly. Peter. |
01 Sep 05 - 10:37 AM (#1553737) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: kendall Peter, you are something else! LOL |
01 Sep 05 - 10:51 AM (#1553759) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: UncleToad These are great... finish this one... There was a young lady from Nice who decided to go find her a piece |
01 Sep 05 - 12:28 PM (#1553854) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric Her breasts were worth holdin, Her hair it was golden, And so was her sweet little 'fleece' |
01 Sep 05 - 03:51 PM (#1554089) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Mrr OK, here goes: A young maid who was no good at tennis At swimming was really a menace She took pains to explain "It depends how you train: I was a streetwalker - in Venice." There was a young man from Quebec Who was buried in snow to his neck When they said Are you frizz? He replied Yes I is! But we don't call this cold in Quebec. There was a young man from St. Bees Who was stung in the arm by a wasp When they asked Does it hurt he replied No it doesn't But I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet! |
01 Sep 05 - 03:59 PM (#1554100) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,DB There was a young Marquis of Avebury, In the grip of a vice most unsavoury, With bloodcurdling howls, He deflowered young owls, Which he kept in an underground aviary. This is an example of a 'gothic limerick' - a special sub-category. Anyone know any more? |
01 Sep 05 - 04:59 PM (#1554145) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric There was a young man from Hunts, Who stood on the bridge at Buckingham. Watching the stunts of the c.... in the punts, And the tricks of the p..... that were f......'em |
01 Sep 05 - 06:35 PM (#1554226) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: UncleToad You 'catters are awesome... finish this'un... There was an old lady from Paris who lusted after young Harris Uncle(LaffingMyArseOffToad |
01 Sep 05 - 06:57 PM (#1554253) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric She stood naked on the street, Then she fell at his feet, But only made Harris Embarrassed. |
01 Sep 05 - 07:00 PM (#1554262) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric. I will finish any limerick you start as long as I don't have to find something to rhyme with the following: Orange, silver or purple Thank you. |
01 Sep 05 - 07:01 PM (#1554264) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Micca There was an old lady from Paris who lusted after young Harris her decaying charm caused him such alarm he was last seen running towards Arras |
01 Sep 05 - 07:06 PM (#1554268) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: *Laura* Poverty Knock is written in Limericks. |
02 Sep 05 - 06:02 AM (#1554570) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric alright alright, you have a go. There was a young lady from Herts, Who was clever at making jam tarts. go on, you now you can do it. |
02 Sep 05 - 10:12 AM (#1554744) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST There was a young lady from Herts, Who was clever at making jam tarts Their fame was spread far From her home (Potters Bar) When they were blamed for an outbreak of farts |
02 Sep 05 - 11:37 AM (#1554826) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: UncleToad try this'un There was a young priest from Kent whose sermons were always hellbent Uncle(LaughAMinute)Toad Pray for our way of life... |
02 Sep 05 - 01:35 PM (#1554919) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric Although they were 'bless' full, They were so unsuccessful, He ended his days in a tent. |
02 Sep 05 - 05:41 PM (#1555028) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Bill D "A girl who went out wearing nothing, ------------------------------ ------------------------ ------------------------ --------------------------------" "Bartender, please draw me a pint, ------------------------------ ------------------------ ------------------------ --------------------------------" "A young man once spent a whole month ------------------------------ ------------------------ ------------------------ --------------------------------" *grin* |
02 Sep 05 - 06:27 PM (#1555068) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Bernie A pirate,so history relates Was horsing around with his mates He fell on his cutlass,which rendered him nutless And totally usless on dates A strapping young fellow named Cass had two balls of fine,solid brass When jangled together,they played "Stormy Weather" And lightning shot out of his ass. A fine-looking lassie named Lee Was raped by an ape in a tree The result was just horrid,all arse and no forehead Three balls and a purple goatee. |
02 Sep 05 - 07:10 PM (#1555100) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric. With poetic licence Bill D:- A girl who went out wearing nothing, From her boyfriend received a good cuffing. It was not for her rudity, or general crudity, But because she was getting a muffing. Bartender please draw me a pint, Of your best American ale, It's not that I worry Bout other pubs slurry. But it always looks a bit pale. A young man once spent a whole month, Enjoying each wonderful night. Although all the covers On his bed were all loose, The bugger was always up---tight |
02 Sep 05 - 07:14 PM (#1555102) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric. There was a young man from Ghent, Whose prick was exceedingly bent. To save him much trouble, He bent it in double, And instead of coming..He went! |
02 Sep 05 - 07:18 PM (#1555106) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: catspaw49 We've had about a hundred limerick threads but what the hell......... I like the alliterative quality of this one: There once was a man named Magruder Who met a nude and he wooed her. But she thought it was crude To be wooed in the nude But Magruder was shrewd...and he screwed her. A beautiful image here....... THe was a young man named Glass Who had two balls both made of brass. When he rubbed them together They played "Stormy Weather" And lightning shot out of his ass. These two make a conversation of sorts......... While I sat by the Duchess at tea She asked, "Do you fart when you pee?" I replied with some wit, "Do you belch when you shit?" And felt it was one up for me! But the Duchees turned and asked me If an eggplant I ever did see. When I replied, "Yes," rather bored She said "Sir you've explored Up a hen's ass much further than me!" A little bestiality.......... Pretty young Janice McNair Was had by a man all covered with hair. Then he took off his hat And Jan realized that She'd been fucked by Smokey the Bear. For the beer lover.......... A pretty young miss named Ann Hiser Claimed that no man could surprise her. But Pabst took a chance And found Schlitz in her pants Now he is sadder...Budweiser. Don't get me started. BTW, don't post "The Farter from Sparta" as it has been posted several times before here. Spaw |
02 Sep 05 - 09:38 PM (#1555202) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Bill D yessir, 'spaw...I mean nossir, 'spaw.... (not bad, eric...considering...) |
03 Sep 05 - 02:32 AM (#1555259) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: catspaw49 Geeze that did come off badly didn't it? LOL.......Sorry all! I think I've gotten used to jacking around with Shambles so much that I ain't fit for real folks no more. Spaw |
03 Sep 05 - 12:28 PM (#1555477) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: UncleToad and these... There was an old spinster from York who diddled her clit with a fork There was a young cowboy from Idaho who rode into town to rideaho There was a spinster from Dover in her garden did bend over There was a young tart from Touloose who was rumored to be quite loose Uncle(KeepEmComing)Toad |
03 Sep 05 - 01:49 PM (#1555487) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,There was an old spinster from York, |
03 Sep 05 - 02:02 PM (#1555494) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Nigel Parsons There is a Mudcatter named Shambles Who bores us with incessant rambles. He thinks that his fate Is to cause 'mass debate'. So let's toss him... ....Into the brambles Nigel |
03 Sep 05 - 04:21 PM (#1555572) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Tannywheeler My daughter, now 38yrs.old, wrote this one in 5th grade. A grasshopper hopped on a square. He hopped on a girl sitting there. He chirped in her ear, Which filled her with fear, And sent her sky high in the air. Love to all. Tw |
03 Sep 05 - 07:04 PM (#1555647) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric There was a young spinster from York, Who diddled her clit with a fork. With a knife she tried too, But did not have a clue, A knife did not have enough torque. There was a young spinster from Idaho Who rode into town to rideaho, She could lie on her back, And open her crack, But preferred to do it from the Sideaho. There was a young spinster from Dover, In her garden did try to bend over, But for heavens sake, She sat down on the rake, And thought that it was Casanova. There was a young tart from Toulouse, Who was rumoured to be somewhat loose. She removed of her pants, In the middle of France, And ended up in the caboose. Any more for any more........ |
04 Sep 05 - 12:34 AM (#1555843) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Barrie Roberts A couple of 'religious' ones: There was a young lady in Crewe That the curate was longing to screw, She said, 'I'd rather the Vicar, He's thicker and quicker And six times longer than you!' There was a young curate named Bings, Who discoursed upon God and such things, But his secret desire Was a boy in the choir With a bum like two jellies on springs. And a tongue-twister: To his girl said the lynx-eyed detective, 'Could it be that my eyesight's defective? Has your east tit the least bit The best of your west tit--- Or is it my sense of perspective?' |
04 Sep 05 - 03:04 PM (#1556014) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric There was a young girl from Frod, Who was having a baby from God. It was not the Almighty, That crawled up her nightie, But the vicar, the dirty old sod. |
05 Sep 05 - 07:15 AM (#1556433) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric There was a young man from Mondatta, Who people thought was a mad hatter. He was really quite clever, And will be for ever. Because he is an avid 'mudcatter' |
05 Sep 05 - 09:30 AM (#1556505) Subject: RE: BS: Limerics...know any good ones From: Schantieman There once was a man from Dunoon Who always ate soup with a fork For he said, "As I eat Neither fish, fowl nor flesh I should finish my dinner too quick". Another young man from Dundee Was stung on the arm by a wasp. When asked, "Does it hurt?" He replied, "No, it doesn't - I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet". A lady who lived on the Humber Had a wond'rous collection of lumber: Old boots and tin whistles, A brush without bristles, Three harps and a fossilised plumber. *****RUDE ONES BELOW!***** And I'm sure, 'twas a fellow from Kent Whose prick was so long that it bent. To save himself trouble He put it in double And instead of coming, he went. (But it might have been Ghent) There once was a chap from Nantucket Whose prick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it". Another young fellow from Buckingham... |
05 Sep 05 - 04:36 PM (#1556857) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric Comje on peeps keep it going |
05 Sep 05 - 04:55 PM (#1556881) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: Cluin There once was a man named St. John Who was packing a whopping great engine In bed, when his wife Expressed fear for her life St. John would insist "Stop your whingein'!" |
06 Sep 05 - 01:59 AM (#1557223) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: Coyote Breath Gothic ehh? A foolish young woman named Gwen Was of seen with the 'wrong kind of men' She vanished one day And the following May Her legs were retrieved from a fen. or The disection of Vavasour Scowles Was a sickener; they came on his bowles In a firken; his brain was found Clogging a drain and his toes were done up in some towels. The above were written by Edward Gorey who pens the most exquisite gothic limericks with delicious illustrations to match. I'd write more but my children have stolen all my Edward Gorey books and those were the only ones I could remember. CB |
06 Sep 05 - 08:34 AM (#1557401) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: Midchuck The above were written by Edward Gorey who pens the most exquisite gothic limericks with delicious illustrations to match. I'd write more but my children have stolen all my Edward Gorey books and those were the only ones I could remember. Here's a bunch more. Peter. |
06 Sep 05 - 11:12 AM (#1557539) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: Flash Company There was a young lady named Gloria, Who was raped by the Comte du Maurier, Then to her surprise, by three other guys And the band from the Waldorf Astoria! Fc |
06 Sep 05 - 04:13 PM (#1557892) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric There was a young man from Stroud, Who was having a bit in the crowd. A chap at the front, turned around and said "c***", Just like that and not very loud. |
07 Sep 05 - 11:37 AM (#1558540) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: Flash Company An incestuous young girl from Dunbar Said 'At golf, I am sure to go far, I've no putter or driver, But I'll bet you a fiver, I can still play around under pa(r)' There was a young girl from Madras, Who had a remarkable ass, Not rounded and pink As you probably think, It was grey, had long ears and ate grass! There was a young lady from Thrace, Who's corset would no longer lace, Her mother said, 'Nellie, There's more in your belly Than ever went in through your face!' Want any more? FC |
08 Sep 05 - 05:43 AM (#1558864) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric Go for it Flash! |
08 Sep 05 - 08:50 AM (#1558982) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: Rapparee The limerick gets laughs astronomical In a space that is quite economical But the good ones I seen Are seldom so clean And the clean ones are seldom so comical. |
08 Sep 05 - 11:57 AM (#1559110) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: GUEST,Mrr By Edward Gorey: The babe, with a cry brief and dismal Fell into the waters baptismal; Ere they'd gathered its plight It had sunk out of sight For the depth of the font was abysmal. and Each night father fills me with dread As he sits at the foot of my bed I'd not mind that he speaks In gibbers and squeaks But for 17 years he's been dead. and, a music one: They had come from the fugue to the stretto When a bearded young man from the ghetto Reached forward and grabbed Her tresses and stabbed Her to death with a rusty stiletto. |
09 Sep 05 - 06:48 AM (#1559628) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: Flash Company A young man called Cholmondely Colquohoun Once kept, as a pet, a Baboquohoun, His mother said 'Cholmondely, Do you think that it's colmondely To feed your Baboquohoun with a spoquohoun?' It helps if you know the name in line 1 is pronounced 'Chumley Colhoon' There was a young lady named Gwen Who just did it now and again, And again, and agajn, And again, and again, And again and again and again! There was a young man from Darjeelin, Who got on a bus down in Ealing, A sign on the door said 'Don't spit on the floor, So he lay down and spat on the ceiling! I'm off to Cornwall for another two weeks now, keep it going whilst I'm away. FC |
13 Sep 05 - 08:13 PM (#1563108) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: GUEST,bigp You may have heard these before........... There was a young man from Hocket, Who got blasted up in a rocket, The force of the blast blew his balls up his arse, And they found his cock in his pocket There was a young Nun from Nigeria, Whos morales were rather inferior, She done to someone what she shouldn't have done, And now shes a mother superior There was a young Man from Leeds, Who swalowed a packet of seeds, Flowers and grass grew out of his arse, And around his balls were weeds |
13 Sep 05 - 09:34 PM (#1563154) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: Mrrzy What about the one where she offered her honor, he honored her offer, and all night long he was on her and off her? |
14 Sep 05 - 06:49 PM (#1563839) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: Midchuck An incredible fact, although true Concerning the sage, Lao-Tzu Is that when questioned how One attained the Great Tao, He replied, and in English, "F*** You!" Peter. |
14 Sep 05 - 07:39 PM (#1563878) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: Lanfranc Variations on a theme.... Once a lesbian whore from Khartoum Took a gay Arab up to her room But they argued all night About who had the right To do what, and with which and to whom. There was a Scots whore from Pitlochry Who once turned a trick in a rockery When she found he had come All over her bum She cried, "'Tisnae a f**k, it's a mockery!" A New York hooker called Sandy Was quite preternaturally randy She serviced ten cops And several wops And a fire hydrant because it was handy. |
15 Sep 05 - 05:41 PM (#1564586) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: UncleToad You 'catters have come up with some real good'uns. Finish this'un... Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor doggie a bone Uncle(Can'tRememberThePunchLine)Toad |
16 Sep 05 - 01:16 PM (#1564983) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: GUEST,Slim Eric But when she bent down, the doggie went round, And gave her a bone of his own! |
26 Sep 05 - 04:31 PM (#1571040) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: GUEST there was a man called pete who liked the smell of womens feet when his wife found without a doubt there was no action under their sheet |
26 Sep 05 - 07:47 PM (#1571110) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: GUEST,Ron Edwards there once was a plumber named Lee who was plumbing his girl by the sea said the gal to the plumber I hear some one coming said the plumber still plumbing Its ME |
26 Sep 05 - 07:56 PM (#1571119) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: Bill D getting worse here. That last one was truly hopless. How come when a limerick thread starts, there are a predictable 9-10 that ALWAYS show up? If YOU have known it for 40 years, chances are everyone else has too. There are a few nice creative attempts up there...and several that are pretty good and NOT from the list of "25 most repeated limericks of all time" Let's dig up some like this gem! (and DO attempt to keep the basic limerick meter, perhaps?) |
26 Sep 05 - 07:59 PM (#1571123) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: Bill D left out the limerick! "There was a young fellow named Hyde, Who fell down a privy and died. His unfortunate brother, Fell down another. And now they're interred side-by-side." |
26 Sep 05 - 08:02 PM (#1571124) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: Bill D oh...when I said "that last one", I meant 'guests' contribution...Ron Edward's offering is merely about # 3 on the most quoted of all time...*grin*....It has been translated into several languages, including Latin! |
27 Sep 05 - 08:01 AM (#1571372) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: Mr Red There was a young man named Morse Who went for a ride on a donkey He tripped on a hummock And fell on his head And got up and said tut! Tut! A man from Henly in Arden Whos wife........................ er perhaps not |
27 Sep 05 - 02:13 PM (#1571633) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: Richard Bridge There was a young girl from Aberystwith Drove her chaff to the mill to make grist with The miller's son Jack Laid her flat on her back And united the organs they pissed with. |
27 Sep 05 - 02:21 PM (#1571641) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: Pseudolus My all-time favorite which is from another limeric thread but I couldn't find it nor remember who posted it... There once was a man named McKnight Whose limericks were never quite right They's go on just fine til the very last line And they they just seemed to fall apart somehow..... I'm sure I didn't get that word for word but.... Frank |
29 Sep 05 - 06:25 AM (#1571939) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: GUEST,CrazyEddie ................................ to travel much faster than light, He set out one day, In a relative way, And returned on the previous night. does anyone know the first line? |
29 Sep 05 - 06:45 AM (#1571954) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: JennyO A rocket explorer named Wright Once traveled much faster than light. He set out one day In a relative way, And returned on the previous night. |
29 Sep 05 - 04:48 PM (#1572371) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: GUEST refresh til I can come back and read 'em |
29 Sep 05 - 06:22 PM (#1572422) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: Dead Horse No |
30 Sep 05 - 10:53 AM (#1572737) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: Schantieman A relative lady called Bright.... |
20 Oct 05 - 11:58 AM (#1587036) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: GUEST,Byrhthelm There was a young man from Japan Whose poetry never would scan When they asked him why He said in reply It's because I always try and fit as many syllables on the last line as I can. |
20 Oct 05 - 09:08 PM (#1587423) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: UncleToad I am glad some good 'catter raised this thread from the abyss... Great Material! Uncle(FeelsGoodToLaff)Toad |
20 Oct 05 - 09:17 PM (#1587427) Subject: RE: BS: Limericks...know any good ones From: GUEST,Joe_f A lady lubricious and lewd Once stood in a queue in the nude, And a man down in front Hollered out "I smell cunt" -- Just like that! Right out loud! Fucking rude! Now everyone loves a butch guy. That's a fact that we cannot deny. But between butch & bitch Is such a small switch -- Just the difference between U & I. There was once a young lady named Sue, Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw, But one leads to the other, And now she's a mother. Let that be a lesson to you. --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: Quotation marks & car horns are warning signals that are used by the vulgar to express their emotions. :|| |