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31 Aug 05 - 03:02 PM (#1553593) Subject: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney Here are some I've heard. Please add to the list if you can think of any others! World's Thinnest Books FRENCH WAR HEROES by Jacques Chirac HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda MY BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE by John Denver MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS by Dan Marino THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman MY WILD YEARS by Al Gore AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS DETROIT: a Travel Guide A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J. Kevorkian ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE B y Ellen de Generes GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE by Mike Tyson SPOTTED OWL RECIPES by the EPA THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O. J. Simpson Bridge Travel by Ted Kennedy MY BOOK OF MORALS by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson LESSONS ON BEING A GOOD PRESIDENT AND INSPIRING THE WORLD by George W. Bush |
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31 Aug 05 - 03:11 PM (#1553597) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Thinnest of all:- "The Collected Thoughts of G.W.Bush". Don T. |
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31 Aug 05 - 03:12 PM (#1553602) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney Awesome! That's definitely my favorite so far! E |
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31 Aug 05 - 03:14 PM (#1553604) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Tirghra Lessons in Humanity by Margaret Thatcher. That one should be quite thin! Tirghra |
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31 Aug 05 - 03:35 PM (#1553625) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: jeffp Internet Forum Moderation by Roger Gall |
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31 Aug 05 - 03:40 PM (#1553632) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney Tirghra, very nice. How about this? How to be a Good Christian and Promote Peace by Ian Paisley E |
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31 Aug 05 - 03:57 PM (#1553649) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Le Scaramouche Baldrick the Sausage. The first book on your listen thickens out quite nicely if we add the Great Captains like Turnee, or Napoleon's fellows. Not to mention the Foreign Legion at Camerone or whats-his-name that took Madagascar, or those involved in North Africa. Al Gore had a film about him!!! |
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31 Aug 05 - 03:59 PM (#1553653) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Clinton Hammond The Wit of Mudcat, Collected |
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31 Aug 05 - 04:00 PM (#1553656) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Rapparee Honest Politics, by Trent Lott and Tom De Lay. |
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31 Aug 05 - 04:03 PM (#1553658) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: MMario Fidelity By Bill Clinton |
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31 Aug 05 - 04:04 PM (#1553660) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney What a group of comedians! Hahaha. E |
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31 Aug 05 - 04:19 PM (#1553681) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Le Scaramouche Victoria Beckham's Guide to Great Literature. |
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01 Sep 05 - 10:09 AM (#1553690) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: GUEST Michael Jackson : Practical parenting. |
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01 Sep 05 - 10:24 AM (#1553711) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney Speling Made Easey by Dan Quayle |
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01 Sep 05 - 10:28 AM (#1553717) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: curmudgeon Ethics by Karl Rove Christian Love by Pat Robertson |
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01 Sep 05 - 10:31 AM (#1553722) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: mooman PEACE AND LOVE TO ALL MEN Martin Gibson THE BIG BOOK OF 8 Sir jOhn from Hull9 Peace moo |
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01 Sep 05 - 10:32 AM (#1553725) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Amos How to Make Friends and Influence People, by Martin Gibson |
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01 Sep 05 - 10:32 AM (#1553726) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Bunnahabhain Happy endings for all concerned: the folk songs. The George Galloway guide to compromise. Transparancy: the open goverment guide to the security services. Th Kansas science curriculum. |
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01 Sep 05 - 10:33 AM (#1553728) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Rapparee Shatner On Acting. Shatner On Singing. both by you-know-who.... |
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01 Sep 05 - 10:34 AM (#1553732) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: kendall Italian sharpshooters. by Mussolini Viet Nam War Heros by G.W. Bush, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld. |
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01 Sep 05 - 10:38 AM (#1553738) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: GUEST,jOhn Whose Roger Gall? |
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01 Sep 05 - 10:38 AM (#1553739) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney Here's one my sis asked me to pass on.... How to find WMD in Iraq by G.W. Bush |
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01 Sep 05 - 10:41 AM (#1553743) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: mooman THE RETICENT PERFORMER Clinton Hammond Peace (;>) moo |
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01 Sep 05 - 11:18 AM (#1553792) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Tam the man My Promises by TONY BLAIR/MICHAEL HOWARD/CHARLES KENNEDY AND JACK MCCONNELL |
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01 Sep 05 - 11:21 AM (#1553794) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney Tam, how about: The Promises I've Kept? :)haha |
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01 Sep 05 - 11:39 AM (#1553807) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: JennyO Whose Roger Gall? It's Shambles, jOhn ;-) |
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01 Sep 05 - 12:09 PM (#1553833) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: dick greenhaus For small coffee tables, there's "The Book Of Irish Erotic Art" |
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01 Sep 05 - 12:30 PM (#1553857) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: frogprince The Philosophical Insights of Paris Hilton. |
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01 Sep 05 - 12:35 PM (#1553860) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Tirghra That's hot. |
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01 Sep 05 - 03:08 PM (#1554047) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney G.W. makes this too easy. George W. Bush: Why the World Loves Me E |
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01 Sep 05 - 04:09 PM (#1554110) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: GUEST Futuristic City Planning for Coastal Dwellers by ClintonHammond |
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01 Sep 05 - 04:47 PM (#1554128) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: MudGuard "What men can know about women" Two pages, both containing the text "This page has been left empty intentionally. |
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01 Sep 05 - 04:52 PM (#1554133) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: GUEST,Tír Eoghain Reasons to be Cheerful. Part 3, by The Reverend Ian Paisley |
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01 Sep 05 - 04:56 PM (#1554138) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Rapparee The Wit And Wisdom Of Dick Cheney. Personal Freedom: A Celebration In Print, by John Ashcroft. The Joy of Giving, by Donald Trump. The Neoconservative's Guide To Fiscal Responsibility, by Carl Rove. |
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01 Sep 05 - 07:18 PM (#1554275) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: *Laura* Living on the Wild Side, by the EFDSS How to Tune a Guitar in Seconds, by Martin Carthy xLx |
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01 Sep 05 - 07:32 PM (#1554285) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Severn 1000 Years of German Humor |
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01 Sep 05 - 07:33 PM (#1554286) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: mooman Love your Martin Carthy one Laura! Peace moo |
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01 Sep 05 - 07:50 PM (#1554298) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: The Fooles Troupe I would like to advise that copies of my 5 page book All a Male Expert knows about Women are available from me for 50 cents & postage. |
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01 Sep 05 - 07:59 PM (#1554304) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: frogprince FIVE PAGES, Foolestroupe? That either has to be in very large print, or get kinda redundant, or both... |
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01 Sep 05 - 08:05 PM (#1554309) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: The Fooles Troupe I said I was an EXPERT, mate! |
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02 Sep 05 - 01:14 AM (#1554468) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: GUEST,Madeleine The One-Minute Novelist, by Marcel Proust |
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02 Sep 05 - 02:57 AM (#1554488) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Kaleea Living a Clean and Sober Life by Courtney Love A Guide to Correct Phonics by George W. Bush |
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02 Sep 05 - 06:19 AM (#1554574) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Dave the Gnome The Morris dancers guide to soft drinks :D |
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02 Sep 05 - 06:25 AM (#1554580) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: GUEST Sincerity on the Internet |
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02 Sep 05 - 09:11 AM (#1554681) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney For my friend, Dave the Gnome: The Collective Knowledge of the Poles Haha! Only because I know you can take a joke, Dave... E |
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02 Sep 05 - 09:24 AM (#1554700) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: freda underhill try putting the word "failure" into google, for an interesting 1 page book. |
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02 Sep 05 - 12:07 PM (#1554843) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Pseudolus That is way too funny freda! |
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02 Sep 05 - 02:06 PM (#1554946) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: John Hardly The Soul Of Wit -W Shakespeare |
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02 Sep 05 - 06:04 PM (#1555048) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Dave the Gnome Don't push it, E. Us Poles have been known to be revolting occasionaly as well... :D |
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02 Sep 05 - 06:27 PM (#1555067) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney How about this one Dave? Polish anti-invasion techniques E |
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02 Sep 05 - 06:46 PM (#1555083) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: John Hardly Karen Carpenter Cookbook |
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02 Sep 05 - 06:48 PM (#1555085) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney HAH! I love the Carpenters, but's a damn good one John! E |
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03 Sep 05 - 08:47 AM (#1555378) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Freda Underhill 09:24AM, Surely you mean "deferred success". LOL Don T. |
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03 Sep 05 - 07:44 PM (#1555680) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: GUEST,guest "THE TRUTH" BY: G.W.Bush |
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03 Sep 05 - 08:04 PM (#1555697) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Divis Sweeney ;) How appropriate! E |
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04 Sep 05 - 02:57 PM (#1556011) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Firecat How about Tact For Talent Show Judges by Simon Cowell? |
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04 Sep 05 - 03:39 PM (#1556033) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: GUEST,smiler How to succeed in Showbusiness By Pete Best The fox hunting calendar for England and Wales 2006 Piercing your belly button By Adam and Eve |
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04 Sep 05 - 06:41 PM (#1556150) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: SharonA Heck, I'm still laughing over the Amish Phone Book. But then, I'm a lifelong resident of Pennsylvania. How about: LEADERSHIP IN TIMES OF CRISIS by George W. Bush THE GUIDE CAT TRAINING MANUAL 101 VEGAN RECIPES by Jimmy Dean foreword by Jim Perdue HUMILITY: IT'S A GOOD THING by Martha Stewart |
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05 Sep 05 - 09:00 PM (#1557080) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: salemcraft Thin books...I have many if you count every time I started t owrite and then stopped due to lack of interest/block. |
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06 Sep 05 - 07:59 AM (#1557384) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Mr Red hey! put all those Bush books together and you got quite a tome there PAL! here's the addendum Quick Responses by Dubbya |
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06 Sep 05 - 08:42 AM (#1557407) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Tam the man Play that old geetar George, and then ram up yer arse, the one that you sit on not the one you talk through. |
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06 Sep 05 - 01:33 PM (#1557696) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: frogprince "Stain Removal Made Easy", by Monica Lewinski |
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06 Sep 05 - 01:47 PM (#1557717) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: GUEST,Larry K The ultimate diet book by Michael Moore Democratic party victory's in the past 10 years Winning the ratings game by Air America The straight talk express by John McCain and Barney Frank Why I love my country by Natalie Manes, Bruce Springstein, Barbara Streisand, Susan Sarandon, and Michael Moore. Journalistic integrity by Jayson Blair (oh I forgot- he did write a book about this) Getting the story right by the New York Times, CBS News and Kinkos The joys of early retirement by Dan Rather The largest book ever printed: The collected postings of Amos in the past 2 years. |
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06 Sep 05 - 11:49 PM (#1558186) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Bob Bolton G'day ... ... Hmmm ... A request for some 19th c. information means that, tonight when I get home, I'll be looking into my facsimile copy of Australian Etiquette ... However, to spoil the tale, it is actually quite a thick book (... maybe, back then, they hoped some of it would stick ...). Regard(les)s, Bob |
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02 Mar 17 - 02:39 PM (#3842508) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Mr Red the World Book of Trump Facts that Turned out to be True |
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02 Mar 17 - 02:55 PM (#3842509) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Greg F. That's not a book - that's a single mimeographed sheet. |
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02 Mar 17 - 04:46 PM (#3842528) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Steve Shaw Places Of Interest In Clacton |
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02 Mar 17 - 08:41 PM (#3842555) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Donuel The Joy of Grieving Steve Bannon. Make your butt small Kim K Putin Gifts to Donald Uri Inbed Isis Nobel Prize Winners Abu-Nam Kadabedo |
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02 Mar 17 - 08:41 PM (#3842557) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Rapparee "Actions of the US Congress" |
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03 Mar 17 - 03:30 AM (#3842570) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Jim Carroll I found a hardback book of around 250 pages published in New Zealand, entitled 'Australian Culture' When I opened it, every page was blank ! Jim Carroll |
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03 Mar 17 - 04:09 AM (#3842575) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Mr Red Tourist Book of Wednesbury And you could throw in Darlaston and it would still not get past one paragraph. |
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03 Mar 17 - 05:34 AM (#3842588) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Dave the Gnome Things I like about Jim Carroll By Keith A Things I like about Keith A by Jim Carroll :D tG |
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03 Mar 17 - 06:40 AM (#3842604) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Nigel Parsons Dictionary of words that cannot be used as swear words or phrases: Spaw (still miss him) |
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03 Mar 17 - 08:01 AM (#3842620) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Donuel Cast a Giant White Nationalist Shadow Honey Badger & Pepe l'Frog. Nigel what is the dictionary connection? |
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03 Mar 17 - 08:31 AM (#3842630) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Donuel took me awhile, I get it now. Everyday scenarios Rod Serling |
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03 Mar 17 - 12:40 PM (#3842676) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: JMB How about: "MUSINGS WITH MY SCOTTISH DRINKING BUDDIES" by David Cameron. At least I tried something different. |
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03 Mar 17 - 12:45 PM (#3842678) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Jim Carroll For me, "The Humour of Woody Allen" - limited to Diane Keaton sneezing away a fix of Coke Jim Carroll |
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03 Mar 17 - 06:59 PM (#3842713) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: TheSnail Since we seem to be having a go at Australians, The Australian Guide to Foreplay One page, one line - "Oi! Sheila! Wake up!" |
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03 Mar 17 - 07:20 PM (#3842715) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Steve Shaw Bloody 'ell Snail, I'm beginning to love you! 😂😂😂 |
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04 Mar 17 - 06:31 AM (#3842780) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: TheSnail Ooo er! |
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04 Mar 17 - 06:37 PM (#3842880) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Steve Shaw Platonically speaking, you understand! |
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05 Mar 17 - 04:23 AM (#3842953) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Mo the caller Just how did Plato ... never mind |
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05 Mar 17 - 05:21 AM (#3842958) Subject: RE: BS: World's Thinnest Books From: Jim Carroll "Bloody 'ell Snail, I'm beginning to love you!" But you promised........!!! Where's me lawyer? Jim Carroll |