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03 Sep 05 - 08:40 AM (#1555376) Subject: BS: Scandal-Lance Armstrong... From: tarheel Subject: Scandal--Lance Armstrong Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France. The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years. Armstrong's girlfriend and American rocker Sheryl Crowe is quoted as saying "we use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout Europe." Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also physically searched Armstrong himself and found several other interesting items that they have never seen before, including a backbone and testicles. tar...lol |
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03 Sep 05 - 08:59 AM (#1555382) Subject: RE: BS: Scandal-Lance Armstrong... From: GUEST Is there no predjudice or stereotype you don't actively subscribe to tarheel? |
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03 Sep 05 - 09:15 AM (#1555387) Subject: RE: BS: Scandal-Lance Armstrong... From: GUEST,G Outstanding, Tarheel! ....and it is not a predjudice either. |
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03 Sep 05 - 03:39 PM (#1555547) Subject: RE: BS: Scandal-Lance Armstrong... From: artbrooks Thanks, Tar. The French media's unrelenting quest for something on Armstrong is getting a bit old...and I needed a brief laugh. Nothing else is very funny this week. |
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03 Sep 05 - 07:49 PM (#1555685) Subject: RE: BS: Scandal-Lance Armstrong... From: Cluin Lance has only one testicle now. What search turned up the plural? |
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03 Sep 05 - 08:19 PM (#1555706) Subject: RE: BS: Scandal-Lance Armstrong... From: gnu That's why he won. UNFAIR. As soon as he had a nut removed, not only was he able to peddle faster, but, there was a weight reduction, giving him unfair advantage. I say... let's run the races over, but castrate all the other cyclists first. |
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03 Sep 05 - 09:40 PM (#1555748) Subject: RE: BS: Scandal-Lance Armstrong... From: Q (Frank Staplin) Unfair advantage- on left or right curves? Thanks for a laugh, tarheel. |