12 Sep 05 - 11:12 AM (#1561785) Subject: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY - AMOS From: rumanci Much to my surprise I have the honour of creating a Birthday Thread (sorry Joe !!) LOL Happy Birthday Amos Thirty again huh ? It can't be true ! .......you're making MOM feel very old today ;-) hugs rum xx |
12 Sep 05 - 11:22 AM (#1561795) Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY - AMOS From: Emma B Many many happy's and many many more...... |
12 Sep 05 - 11:23 AM (#1561796) Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY - AMOS From: Amos I did so poorly at it the first time I figgered I better try again. Besides, who wants to be 60????? LOL. Thank you!! And happy birthday too to MUDJACK, one of my favorite barrelchested muso's of the Great Northwest!! A |
12 Sep 05 - 11:25 AM (#1561798) Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY - AMOS From: gnu Yo A! Go A! Have a great day eh! g |
12 Sep 05 - 11:27 AM (#1561800) Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY - AMOS From: Edain Happy Birthday Amos |
12 Sep 05 - 11:30 AM (#1561803) Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY - AMOS From: John MacKenzie Thirty huh, is that dog years or human? Just joking my friend, I know you had your party at the weekend but what the hell, break open a few beers and put your feet up, forget the DIY for a day. Giok BTW 'Happy Birthday to you ♪ ♫' |
12 Sep 05 - 11:31 AM (#1561805) Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY - AMOS From: catspaw49 BBBBRRRRAAAAAWWWWWMMMMPPPP......flurp...................poit...poit...................aaahhhhhhhh............good one.............. Spaw |
12 Sep 05 - 11:47 AM (#1561808) Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY - AMOS From: MMario HOw come *you*get a do-over? I'm gonna tell MOM! Have a happy - |
12 Sep 05 - 11:49 AM (#1561809) Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY - AMOS From: Amos Aw, Spaw's in his flatulence and all is well with the world. Nice to ...hear from you, Spaw!! A |
12 Sep 05 - 11:54 AM (#1561813) Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY - AMOS From: Amos Tanks, MM, gnu, Edain and Giok. You guys are great buddies indeed. A |
12 Sep 05 - 11:59 AM (#1561816) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Big Mick ...poit.....poit????????? Jaysus, buddy, you damn near made me shit meself with that one ...... hahahahahahahaha Happy Birthday to one of our best. See you in October. All the best, Mick |
12 Sep 05 - 11:59 AM (#1561817) Subject: RE: BS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY - AMOS From: John MacKenzie Now that's what you call the seal of approval 'A' G. |
12 Sep 05 - 12:04 PM (#1561821) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos I love Mick, but I have never thought of him as a seal...although there is a certain streamlined similarity in profiles... hmmm... this gives new dimensions to the notion of the Great Silkie returned to land as a folkie. "I am a folkie on the land, I am a Silkie on the sea...and when the leaves fall from the trees, my home it is the Geddawee.....". LOL! A |
12 Sep 05 - 12:16 PM (#1561826) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Little Hawk Way to go, Amos! We love you (well, most of us do...and those who don't...what can you do such as they?) Shatner wants a rematch. Just thought I'd tell you that. He says he really won last time anyway (in the Steel Cage Match), so he's offering it out of his own generosity. I hope you appreciate that, I really do. Shane says, "Flip ME! The guy is so flippin' OLD, man! He is WAY over the flippin' hill, eh?" Yeah? What does he know, eh? He's in the slammer again. Chongo says, "Make it a good one, buddy. Have a banana dacquiri on me, and chase it with a good whisky on the rocks. Don't let the dames turn your head around, and keep your gat well oiled and ready for action." |
12 Sep 05 - 12:38 PM (#1561848) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: sian, west wales Many of the happiest returns. Long may you wave. siân |
12 Sep 05 - 12:54 PM (#1561861) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: open mike well, then, I hope it was the best birthday ever! and i hope to meet you before another one rolls around.. |
12 Sep 05 - 12:54 PM (#1561862) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Alaska Mike Happy Day to you my friend. I wish I was going to the Getaway this year, I'd bring you a special Birthday beer from Alaska. But my boss only lets me take one vacation each year and I've already had my fun in 2005. Many happy returns. Mike |
12 Sep 05 - 01:07 PM (#1561878) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: jacqui.c Many happy returns Amos. I'm sure that Mary and I can arrange a belated birthday greeting at the Getaway...... He he he he he..... |
12 Sep 05 - 01:11 PM (#1561884) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Azizi Happy Birthday, Amos Much respect and appreciation! Best wishes, Azizi |
12 Sep 05 - 01:24 PM (#1561890) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: SINSULL Rollin' the Golden Globes your way, Amos. LOOKOOOOUUUTTTTTTT! Happy Birthday. Hope you're OK. SINS |
12 Sep 05 - 01:47 PM (#1561911) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Severn Best wishes! Keep on going strong and enjoying life. Looking forward to encountering you in person at the Getaway. |
12 Sep 05 - 01:55 PM (#1561920) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Clinton Hammond They let old guys like Amos have birthdays still? Wow... My doctor said I had to give them up, cause even at my age, they were killing me slowly.... many more Amos... many more! |
12 Sep 05 - 02:09 PM (#1561933) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos Ya know, Jacqui, I was gonna get very nervous about these hints but the thought of the Skipper inspires me to remain brave in the face of great temptation!! LOL But I dunno -- you gals start talking about rolling them Globes and I begin to remember the old Star Trek adage: "Resistance is futile....". Sigh. Thank you all so very much. Wodda wild and motley crew this place has!! Ya jes' gotta love it. I realize that having raised my daughter (nearly complete) my next twenty years are going to be wide open, so take warning, all ye fair lasses... LOL!! There will be some interesting times ahead, no mistake. A |
12 Sep 05 - 02:23 PM (#1561939) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: John MacKenzie It's the candles you're supposed to blow Amos!! G.. |
12 Sep 05 - 02:29 PM (#1561945) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos Well, candles have lots of uses you know. I once knew a lovely Moroccan housewife who was very pregant, her first, IIRC; and she kept a couple in her bedside table to nibble on because it seemed to fill a need, like pickles and ice cream is reputed to do for some gals during pregnancy. One of the all time great inventions, the candle. A |
12 Sep 05 - 02:31 PM (#1561947) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Peace When boy scouts approach you and lead you across the street--even if you don't WANT to cross the street, be very very nice to them. They mean well. Happy Birthday, Amos. |
12 Sep 05 - 02:35 PM (#1561952) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: MMario she kept a couple in her bedside table to nibble on sounds a little kinky... |
12 Sep 05 - 02:38 PM (#1561958) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Metchosin Happy Birthday Amos! ......from another old virgin. |
12 Sep 05 - 03:07 PM (#1561984) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: alanabit Happy birthday to one of Mudcat's most cheerful blokes. |
12 Sep 05 - 03:18 PM (#1561992) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Catherine Jayne Happy Birthday Hope to meet you in October! Love Khatt x |
12 Sep 05 - 03:22 PM (#1561996) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Rapparee I'd wish him happy birthday but he didn't bake me a cake. Or even invite me. We could have played pin the tail on the donkey and drunk Kool-Aid and went on a scavenger hunt and eaten ice cream and cake 'til we puked, but I wasn't even invited. So in a fit of depression I spent a day and a half in the environs of DC. Let that be a lesson to ya. Oh, hell, Happy Birthday. Welcome to the club. |
12 Sep 05 - 03:39 PM (#1562008) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: CarolC Happy Birthday, Amos! |
12 Sep 05 - 03:44 PM (#1562015) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Áine Happiest of B-Days to ya, darlin'!!! ;-) Sending you a great big Texas size hug and kiss for prezzies -- now, use 'em wisely ;-) Love ya loads, Áine |
12 Sep 05 - 03:47 PM (#1562017) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: MMario yo! GG! We gonna see you at Getaway? |
12 Sep 05 - 03:52 PM (#1562023) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos Wisely? WISELY?? A kiss from the Galactic Redhead is NOT something that fits in the same breath as wisely -- it knocks the wisdom outta yer head faster than a kick from a Tennessee mule on moonshine, I betcha! Nevertheless, I will treasure them is spite of being wholly unequipped to use as instructed! :D Y'all get back here more often GG! A (MM -- I tried to get her to come and she said she was too shy....this from a Goddess who does Bellydancing!! Does that beat all or whut??). A |
12 Sep 05 - 03:54 PM (#1562028) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: MMario We can give her a false nametag! No one would know who she was... I am crestfallen. |
12 Sep 05 - 04:07 PM (#1562043) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos Yeah, she makes my crest do that too.... A |
12 Sep 05 - 04:23 PM (#1562057) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: GUEST,William Shatner I had a number of things to do today. I'm a busy man. Most of them were, relatively speaking, just a tad more important than posting on this forum. Just a tad! :-) But, hey, I'm a generous guy. I've had a lot of experience over the years with what it means to be...human. I know how much it means to some people just to get a little recognition, a little confirmation that they are not alone in a huge unfeeling universe, and that someone out there cares. So...it is with at least a moderate level of enthusiasm that I take a couple of minutes out from my busy day here, Amos, to say.... Happy Birthday!!! You lucky sod. I could just have ignored it entirely. Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy... You are now only 365 days away from the next chance to have this happen. Cross your fingers, buddy, and hope for the best! - William Shatner p.s. I won that Steel Cage match. You lost. Live with it. |
12 Sep 05 - 04:25 PM (#1562058) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos I don't think so, rughead. Read the thread. It is clear who trounced whom, and you were the whom. A |
12 Sep 05 - 04:28 PM (#1562064) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Pseudolus Happy Birthday Amos...and many more! Frank |
12 Sep 05 - 04:43 PM (#1562080) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Raedwulf Blimey! Do fossils still get birthdays? I thought they just got carbon-dated (no, that's not the name of a nice girl, Amos), which I've heard is painful (OK, so now you're *sure* she's a nice girl, Amos...). So many happy returns of Miss Carbon, Amos! ;-) R |
12 Sep 05 - 04:44 PM (#1562082) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Susu's Hubby Happy Birthday Amos....Hope you have a lot more left ahead of you as you have behind you! Hubby |
12 Sep 05 - 04:47 PM (#1562092) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Mrs.Duck From one virgin to another! Happy Birthday see you next month. |
12 Sep 05 - 04:52 PM (#1562103) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: GUEST holy shit! This guy got a personal birthday greeting from William Shatner! Jaysus, buddy, count yyour blessings. This don't happen just every day. |
12 Sep 05 - 04:54 PM (#1562105) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: GUEST,Welford No, it happens on your birthday, dimwit! |
12 Sep 05 - 04:57 PM (#1562107) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: GUEST Up yours, Welford! Not unless your damn lucky, it don't. |
12 Sep 05 - 04:57 PM (#1562110) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos Make friends with Little Hawk, agree with everything he writes, defend him against cynics, and you too can have the Ultimate Reward -- birthday wishes from an over-sized hasbeen with a dead hamster on his head...hey, man, GO for it!!! LOL! A |
12 Sep 05 - 05:21 PM (#1562146) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Raedwulf I prefer to argue with Little Hawk - it makes more sense... And so does he!! ;-) |
12 Sep 05 - 06:39 PM (#1562214) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Little Hawk Your failure to fully appreciate the fine qualities of William Shatner is possibly the only really serious flaw in what is otherwise a sterling character, Amos. It's a shame, really. You fall just short of perfection. Most people are quite unaware that William Shatner completely revolutionized the whole concept of acting way back in the 1950's when he did a series of brilliant roles in the movies and on TV, such as his appearance on Twilight Zone. It wasn't Brando who changed the movies forever, it was Shatner. Brando was a mere flicker of the blinding light that Shatner shone upon the world of film art. I can easily say that had Shatner been alive in 1914, and been in charge of the Allied forces, World War One would have ended 2 years sooner! Millions of lives could have been saved. How? He would have sung to the troops, that's how. He would have led them by example to go where no man had gone before! He would have inspired feats of arms that even Alexander could never match. I kid you not. Damn shame he was born too late, isn't it? |
12 Sep 05 - 07:37 PM (#1562284) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: MOAB Happy birthday, Amos dear. There's a card with a check for $10.00 in the mail. Sorry it's going to be late but I never can keep you children's birthdays straight. Love, Your Mom |
12 Sep 05 - 07:39 PM (#1562287) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Lonesome EJ May this birthday bring to you joy and happiness all day through! We wish you well and hope you find only wishes warm and kind and on this very special day may you be giddy, bright and gray...woops, I mean gay...damn, I mean...aw shit, have a good one anyway. Lonesome EJ |
12 Sep 05 - 07:45 PM (#1562293) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: The Fooles Troupe May the candles on your cake Burn like cities in your wake Happy Birthday! (UNH!) Happy Birthday! (UNH!) Birthdays come, but once a year Marking time, as Death draws near Happy Birthday! (UNH!) Happy Birthday! (UNH!) |
12 Sep 05 - 07:52 PM (#1562304) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Bobert Well, gol danged!!! Happy B-Day there, Amos... So yer another danged Virgo... Eplans a lot... I'm one, too, but, I ain't given out my birthday to nhobody 'cept maybe the law, when they got flashlight in the friggin' face and other hand on their service piece... Yeah, here's my drivin' license, sir, was I doin' anythin' wrong??? But that's 'nuther story... Hey, I di bake ya' a yeller cake... No, it weren't 'sposed to turn out yeller and, well, when I baked it it weren't yeller but that was fir last year's B-Day... It's yeller now and I reckon rather than risk sendin' it to ya in the mail that I'll jus' bring it to the Getaway fir ya and lead a rousin' round of "Happy Birthday to You" in Open G tunin'.... Not... But I will bring the cake... Bobert |
12 Sep 05 - 08:28 PM (#1562341) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Guy Wolff All the best returns to you Amos !! Glad I stopped in today !! Sounds like your going to Yorkshire I hope . Have a tune with the Ducks and Bill Sables for me if you are . Humm <><><>< Britairlines.com MANY HAPPY RETURNS GUY |
12 Sep 05 - 08:36 PM (#1562349) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Guy Wolff Oh yes sorry you couldnt get a Flesher Banjo from someone for the day !@!! All the best . Guy |
12 Sep 05 - 08:37 PM (#1562351) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: GUEST,Tír Eoghain Happy Birthday Amos. Many happy returns |
12 Sep 05 - 08:40 PM (#1562359) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos Well, I am almost done turning sixty. I have fought every inch of the way, squalling like a five year old and pontificatin' like a 20-year-old and passing judgement like a fifty-year-old, but I can't lick it nor scare it off either, so I guess I had better call Uncle on this thing before it escalates and makes me 64!! Old Time sure knows how to worry a body, I'll say that. But on the other hand, I am that much closer to doin' all the good stuff I haven't had time for yer, like sailing around the world and writing the great American doowop. Anyway, whatever, I promise it'll be fun and interestin'...at least to me... can't make no guarantees aside from that! You guys are the greatest. Thanks for all your loverly kind words, they touch me aged heart. A |
12 Sep 05 - 09:43 PM (#1562410) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Tinker Well, I still gonna try and get a few words in here to wish Amos Happy Birthday. Now it seems a bit of a tough act to follow. I guess I'll just deliver a birthday hug at Getaway and leave it at that.... Tinker |
12 Sep 05 - 10:04 PM (#1562417) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Beer From Quebec to San Diego a very happy birthday. Have a beer on me., Beer |
12 Sep 05 - 11:03 PM (#1562432) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Stilly River Sage Bobert, great minds DO think alike. Another Virgo here, but I bypassed the opportunity of a thread by not mentioning the date when it happened. (There do seem to have been quite a few reporting in on this thread). I didn't bake a cake, but I did to a search on Golden Globes. Mostly I found photos of the Beautiful People in Hollywood with their statuettes and fancy clothing. Not much except the one above to share with ol' Amos. (Now we both know there are many terms that one might enter into a search engine to get a higher percentage of the desired results, but if one plays the game by the unspoken rules, one settles for what one finds on the first search. Along the way I did find an interesting site about a Golden Girl--Doris Day). Happy, Happy, Amos! Maggie (SRS |
13 Sep 05 - 12:30 AM (#1562470) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos Thanks Mag. You need to put "Temple" into the Mudcat search, not Google, to get this particular context. You will get the point soon enough, as we say in the training sessions, and you definitely qualify for transcendental meditation in our services, if you're interested in contributing to our spiritual sensitivity and forward approach to divinity. Regards, Fr. Frontisiima Delectibus Director, Initiation and Relations Temple of the Golden Globes |
13 Sep 05 - 12:43 AM (#1562475) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Lonesome EJ Ah, the Temple of the Golden Globes. I have spent many a pleasant hour relaxing in the Garden of Perfect Serenity that lies between them. |
13 Sep 05 - 01:39 AM (#1562487) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: darkriver "It is clear who trounced whom, and you were the whom." It is for remarks like this, Amos, that I look forward to your posts. Happy birthday, and may you have many more years of inspired nonsense. Doug |
13 Sep 05 - 02:06 AM (#1562492) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: GUEST,Stephen L. Rich HAPPY BOITHDAY!!! Stephen Lee |
13 Sep 05 - 08:34 AM (#1562654) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: JennyO Good grief! Sixty sounds so OLD, but - and I hate to say it - I am going to be one of those there sexagenarians in a couple of weeks, and I'm not ready to be old yet. The 'sex' part I can handle though :-) Hope you had a great one, Amos! Jenny |
13 Sep 05 - 09:05 AM (#1562681) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos Thanks for BSEG, there, darkriver! And thank you, Jenny...maybe we can figger out a way to remove the agenarian part, and just leave the sex. A |
13 Sep 05 - 09:05 AM (#1562683) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Rapparee It'll be okay, Amos. Really. Being sixty isn't bad. I've been sixty since February and nothing important has fallen off or anything. I mean, the wrinkles aren't painful or anything, and you can get a lot of reading done during the extra time you'll be spending on the...well, you'll get a lot of reading done. Of course, you'll probably forget where you put your trifocals, but that's nothing because you'll also forget where you put your dentures and your cane, what your name is, where you live, and who that woman is who lives in your house. The extra sleep you get will almost compensate for the other things you used to do in the bed, only you won't remember what they were. None of this has happened to me, but I hear a lot of talk. |
13 Sep 05 - 10:38 AM (#1562743) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: JennyO maybe we can figger out a way to remove the agenarian part, and just leave the sex. Sounds good to me, Amos! On the other hand, is this to be our future? ARRRRRGGGGHHHHH! I'M FINE, THANK YOU (Anon) There is nothing the matter with me. I'm as healthy as I can be. I have arthritis in both my knees And when I talk, I talk with a wheeze. My pulse is weak, and my blood is thin But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in. Arch supports I have for my feet Or I wouldn't be able to be on the street. Sleep is denied me night after night, But every morning I find I'm all right. My memory is failing, my head's in a spin But I'm awfully well for the shape I'm in. The moral is this, as my tale I unfold, That for you and me who are growing old, It's better to say "I'm fine" with a grin Than to let folks know the shape we are in. How do I know that my youth is all spent? Well, my "get up and go" just got up and went. But I really don't mind when I think with a grin Of all the grand places my "get up" has been. Old age is golden, I've heard it said; But sometimes I wonder as I get into bed With my ears in the drawer my teeth in a cup, My eyes on the table until I wake up. Ere sleep overtakes me, I say to myself, "Is there anything else I could lay on the shelf?" When I was young my slippers were red, I could kick my heels over my head When I was older my slippers were blue, But I still could dance the whole night through. Now I am old, my slippers are black, I walk to the store and puff my way back. I get up each morning and dust off my wits And pick up the paper and read the obits. If my name is still missing, I know I'm not dead So I fix me some breakfast and go back to bed. |
13 Sep 05 - 10:43 AM (#1562745) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: curmudgeon Belated salutations ! Sixty isn't all that bad and still beats the alternative. Looking forward to meeting you at the Getaway - Tom |
13 Sep 05 - 11:08 AM (#1562763) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: John MacKenzie Just to save you being stuck on 69 G |
13 Sep 05 - 11:34 AM (#1562777) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos Ya ruins all my fun, mate!!! LOL!!! A |
13 Sep 05 - 11:36 AM (#1562780) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Pied Piper Happy birthday Amos, all the best. Here's your presi; a do it yourself very small piece of brain. If you build the circuit as drawn and feed current into the top rail through a 1M-Ohm variable-resistor (potentiometer) connected to the positive terminal of a 9V Battery grounded to the bottom rail you can listen to the oscillations through an amplifier connected across the Membrane capacitor. Lowering Cm moves the oscillations to a higher, more musically interesting frequency. Enjoy PP |
13 Sep 05 - 12:06 PM (#1562798) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos Wow!! Thanks, PP!! I am most tempted to go down to Midway electroncis and buy a breadboard just to try this one out. But I have to finish a waterfall first. That's a great prezzie, thank you! A |
13 Sep 05 - 01:02 PM (#1562828) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: GUEST,Chanteyranger Happy birthday, famous Amos! All the best, Chanteyranger |
13 Sep 05 - 01:11 PM (#1562833) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: John MacKenzie Famous Amos sheesh, I always thought it was Catsup Jessup. G |
13 Sep 05 - 01:57 PM (#1562881) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos That's Mudcatsup to you, sirrah! :D A |
13 Sep 05 - 01:58 PM (#1562883) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Peace Hey ya ol' fart. Day older, huh? LOL |
13 Sep 05 - 05:57 PM (#1563010) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos Thank you, Murd. Always a joy to hear from ya!! A |
13 Sep 05 - 06:14 PM (#1563027) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Peace Anything to brighten yer day, Amos. |
13 Sep 05 - 06:20 PM (#1563035) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Rapparee Amos, if you can remember to wear a bib it'll help a lot with the drool. As for other things, well, it "depends." |
13 Sep 05 - 06:20 PM (#1563036) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: GUEST,Dave Swan Many Happy Returns of the Day, pal. Celebrate! Have the missus kiss you for me. No, wait. I'll kiss her, then she can kiss you and... On second thought, a kiss at your age is probably wasted, so I'll just kiss her, and to hell with you. Cheers, D |
13 Sep 05 - 06:23 PM (#1563040) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Peace Amos, in all honesty, you don't look a day over 82. You are doin' fine, buddy. |
13 Sep 05 - 06:37 PM (#1563054) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Peace Sorry. Meant to say 72. Hard to read the screen when it's only in 12-point type and enlarged to 400%. |
13 Sep 05 - 07:15 PM (#1563076) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Little Hawk Took the words right out of my mouth, Bruce. ;-) He looks great, doesn't he? Damn near as good a shape as Shatner, considering. |
13 Sep 05 - 10:24 PM (#1563190) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Peace Well, I love Amos an' all, but so few compare with William. Sorry, Amos, but facts is facts. |
13 Sep 05 - 10:37 PM (#1563197) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Stilly River Sage Amos is heard to issue a huge sigh of relief at not matching up to Shatner's physiognomy |
13 Sep 05 - 11:04 PM (#1563214) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Stilly River Sage Hey, Amos! Get on a plane quick--you'll want to go to Hawaii to see this! That darned Gluon has been out there haring around and she ran into something. See if we need to go pick up anything, will you? Hawaii Telescopes Record Cosmic Explosion September 13, 2005 HONOLULU - Telescopes atop Mauna Kea in Hawaii recorded the most distant cosmic explosion ever seen, probably caused by the collapse of a massive dying star, according to University of Hawaii astronomers. Astronomers from Japan and Hawaii used the telescopes to measure a dying star some 12.8 billion light years away, at the edge of the known universe. The burst released about as much energy as the sun will emit during its 10 billion year lifespan, according to Lennox Cowie, an astronomer with the university's Institute of Astronomy. "It's very difficult to detect objects at this distance because they're very, very faint," Cowie said. "This is a very exciting gamma ray burst. It's quite dramatic." Because gamma ray bursts last only a short time, scientists set up an automated communications network to alert them when NASA's Swift Gamma-Ray Burst satellite, launched last year, detected radiation so they could train the telescopes on the source. The call came in early on Sept. 4, and university astronomer Paul Price aimed NASA's Infrared Telescope Facility on Mauna Kea and the Magnum telescope on Haleakala at the source of the radiation. "Because these explosions are so bright, they give us the opportunity to study stellar birth and death in the most distant universe in a manner we could only dream about a couple of years ago," Price said. As scientists look farther away, they are looking further back in time, he said. With new technology, they are likely to see a star even farther away, he said. Cowie said that by studying gamma ray bursts, scientists will be able to learn more about the star formation of the universe, and how our sun formed. Studying the formation of stars will also help scientists understand how various elements, including carbon, were formed. "This is a very fundamental aspect of the origin of everything, including us," Cowie said. The astronomy team, led by Tokyo Institute of Technology astronomer Nobuyuki Kawai, used the 27-foot Subaru telescope to measure the precise distance of the dying sun. |
13 Sep 05 - 11:05 PM (#1563215) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Rapparee Yes indeed, he looks so natural. |
13 Sep 05 - 11:38 PM (#1563224) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos (He never looked that good when he was alive!) "This is a very fundamental aspect of the origin of everything, including us," Cowie said. This could be important, ya think? LOL!!! A |
14 Sep 05 - 04:19 AM (#1563303) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: John MacKenzie Sheesh, nobody ever blew up planet in honour of my birthday! Come to think of it, I can't remember anybody blowing up anything for my birthday. G.. |
14 Sep 05 - 04:50 AM (#1563312) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: gnu Had to blow up your birthday present on your own, Giok? Hope you weren't too tired to enjoy it. |
14 Sep 05 - 05:29 AM (#1563331) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: John MacKenzie Don't be rude about Samantha. G |
14 Sep 05 - 08:12 AM (#1563427) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos Well, it's been a glorious thread, even if it has degenerated into a pale shadow of naughtiness. Appropriate enough. A |
14 Sep 05 - 09:21 AM (#1563476) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: John MacKenzie Twasn't us wot founded the Temple of the Golden Globes old bean! G. |
14 Sep 05 - 09:58 AM (#1563491) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Peace If that star blew up on your birthday then you are REALLY old. |
14 Sep 05 - 11:57 AM (#1563571) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Little Hawk Too flippin' old for words... |
14 Sep 05 - 12:03 PM (#1563577) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: BaldEagle2 I say, old chap, was it really your birthday? Drat - I missed it. Too busy chasing off blasted raccoons and the like. Well, a poor excuse is better than no excuse at all, I always say. Do hope it was a riot. And next year, a nudge a tad earlier would be much appreciated. Chin chin! |
14 Sep 05 - 12:22 PM (#1563592) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Liz the Squeak September's really popular isn't it....! LTS |
14 Sep 05 - 12:24 PM (#1563594) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Liz the Squeak I mean, how many are there with a birthday this week? LTS |
14 Sep 05 - 12:25 PM (#1563595) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Liz the Squeak Could it be 100? *BG* LTS |
14 Sep 05 - 12:40 PM (#1563604) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Rapparee Hmmm...September's the ninth month...I suspect that I know what some folks' parents were doing during the Christmas holidays.... |
14 Sep 05 - 01:09 PM (#1563621) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: John MacKenzie Not only turkeys get stuffed at Christmas G. |
14 Sep 05 - 01:13 PM (#1563623) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Justa Picker Just saw this thread. A happy belated one to one of my most favorite and most enjoyable personalities this place has to offer. |
14 Sep 05 - 01:17 PM (#1563627) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Guy Wolff Im in good company here as well : Sept 2nd 1950 . The virgo jokes can be tough though dont you think?.Something about likeing to clean our closets all the time or falling asleep while making love . THank god for rising signs and suns and the like !!! I had a nice quiet day of making pots on mine . I hope yours was great ! Happy unbirthday Amos and all the other Septemberites !!! Yours Guy |
14 Sep 05 - 01:55 PM (#1563650) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Fortunato Happy birthday, Amos. chance |
14 Sep 05 - 01:59 PM (#1563653) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos Thanks so much, JP and Guy....a pleasure to hear from y'all, too! And well done on surviving into September again. Yeah, it is clear how many folks like to handle the depth of winter, and keep their heating bills down, too! A stand-up solution, IMHO. My birthday is well over now, though. Many thanks, everybody!! A |
14 Sep 05 - 02:50 PM (#1563685) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: gnu ..."A stand-up solution,..." Not for Baptists. Someone might think they were dancing. (Yeah, I know it's an old joke. But, if even one person hasn't heard it, my efforts have been rewarded.) |
14 Sep 05 - 03:45 PM (#1563720) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Stilly River Sage I was born a month early. But at that time my parents lived in Eastern Washington where it is very cold in January. SRS |
14 Sep 05 - 03:47 PM (#1563724) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: MMario Amos just wants us to stop posting to this thread so he can start pretending that each day he isn't actually another day older. |
14 Sep 05 - 04:38 PM (#1563763) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Liz the Squeak Just found out this evening that tomorrow is the birthday of Limpit's piano teacher! Seems they get cold in Russia in December too! LTS |
14 Sep 05 - 04:58 PM (#1563769) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Don Firth Gadzooks! I missed another birthday! [I tend not to miss my own, unfortunately, because they've taken to running over me like a truck!] Anyway, a most happy birthday, Amos (drag 'em out for at least a week). Thirty ain't so bad. I've done it twice already, and I'm working on the third time around. Don Firth |
15 Sep 05 - 11:16 AM (#1564302) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: JennyO Well that theory about our parents snuggling up on cold December nights all falls down here in Oz. December nights are usually stinking hot here. Didn't stop my brother and I from both being born in September (2 years apart). Not only that, but at the time, my parents lived in Parkes, which is in the Central West of NSW, and it is ESPECIALLY stinking hot there! |
15 Sep 05 - 11:43 AM (#1564321) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: John MacKenzie Well when you get hot you take your clothes off, and when you take your clothes of, well..................things sorta happen! G.. |
15 Sep 05 - 12:57 PM (#1564367) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: JennyO 'Spose you could look at it that way Giok ;-) |
15 Sep 05 - 01:12 PM (#1564374) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos At Giok's age he'll look at it any way he can!! That's why he has key-hole shaped eyebrows. A |
15 Sep 05 - 09:26 PM (#1564757) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Alaska Mike This thread has certainly taken a twist. Happy birthday, Amos. I can't wait to see what pops up here next. Mike |
15 Sep 05 - 10:17 PM (#1564787) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: JennyO I'm waiting too. The nights here right now are comfortably cool ;-) |
15 Sep 05 - 10:22 PM (#1564788) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Bobert Hmmmmmm? How'd thay sneak this by me??? Happy b-Day, buddy... See you in a couple three weeks... Bobert |
15 Sep 05 - 10:51 PM (#1564804) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: Amos Can't wait, man. THanks, everybody!! A |
16 Sep 05 - 09:25 AM (#1564840) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday - Amos From: John MacKenzie Keyhole shaped Amos??? C'mon!! Keyhole surgery, is that peeping through said orofice at a laparascopic dancer? Or Keyhole Kate Or The Keyhole Nebula I'll see you in 4 weeks and we'll discuss this physical aberration. Giok |