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04 Oct 05 - 11:22 AM (#1575524) Subject: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Shambles is wrong!!! I was forced to open this thread by an elf!
And we will force you again, and again, until you do it our way or no way! - joeclone
Post #1!!!-Joe Offer, not a clone- |
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04 Oct 05 - 11:37 AM (#1575544) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Bunnahabhain That's alright then. I suspected 'someone' had gone and started another Shatner thread.... |
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04 Oct 05 - 12:16 PM (#1575578) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne No way is Shatner appearing on this thread. Unfortunately I have go go to Whitby tomorrow and sink a few swift halves in The Endeavour, so I am relying on the Elves to DELETE any posts that I might deem unsuitable whilst I'm away. I think!! |
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04 Oct 05 - 12:24 PM (#1575590) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: *daylia* hee hee eeeeeevil hee! |
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04 Oct 05 - 12:42 PM (#1575601) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: CarolC This looks like a good place to put a plug for one of my favorite TV shows... Boston Legal Denny Crane! ( ...and also this very funny movie) |
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04 Oct 05 - 01:54 PM (#1575637) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Peace For my buddy, Little Hawk. A day without Shatner is a day without sunshine. |
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04 Oct 05 - 02:19 PM (#1575674) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Georgiansilver Shambles is wrong!!! I was forced to open this thread by an elf! says my mate Ted...but Ted...everyone elses 'elf is suffering because of this thread....the National Elf Service is already overworked and understaffed or should I say 'short' staffed. Best wishes, Mike. PS How is that gorgeous daughter of yours? |
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04 Oct 05 - 06:16 PM (#1575907) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Bill D oh, think of the dilema if Shambles posts something about Shatner! |
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10 Oct 05 - 03:32 AM (#1579880) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Morning Mike, The eldest ugly one is now at University in North Wales, training to be a Vet. So that's half my pension plan sorted, just got to get the youngest one out paying for me as soon as possible now. |
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10 Oct 05 - 02:40 PM (#1580324) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: The Shambles As far as William Shatner and I are aware – no poster on our forum has ever been forced to open a thread. We didn't say that no poster had ever been forced to start one. Perhaps we are wrong? What did they threaten you with Ted? Not the comfy chair....? |
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10 Oct 05 - 02:42 PM (#1580326) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: The Shambles Or the small green writing.....? |
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11 Oct 05 - 04:52 AM (#1580780) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne They threatened me with Bob Dylan records!!! Horrendous! |
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11 Oct 05 - 05:28 AM (#1580797) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: The Shambles Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. |
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11 Oct 05 - 05:38 AM (#1580804) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Nope! An elf has found a way of playing Bob Dylan at me through my computer speakers without me being able to shut it off!! It's awful, it sounds like Woody Guthrie with a Vicks inhaler stuffed up each of his nostrils!! Donovan it ain't! |
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11 Oct 05 - 06:52 AM (#1580827) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Bunnahabhain Unplug them? Or will you just end up with a toatlly accoustic Dylan then? |
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11 Oct 05 - 07:29 AM (#1580843) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: The Shambles [Zoom into Fang's horrified face] Fang [terrified]: The...Comfy Chair? [Biggles pushes in a comfy chair -- a really plush one] Ximinez: So you think you are strong because you can survive the soft cushions. Well, we shall see. Biggles! Put her in the Comfy Chair! [They roughly push her into the Comfy Chair] Ximinez [with a cruel leer]: Now -- you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. [aside, to Biggles] Is that really all it is? Biggles: Yes, lord. Ximinez: I see. I suppose we make it worse by shouting a lot, do we? Confess, woman. Confess! Confess! Confess! Confess Biggles: I confess! Ximinez: Not you! |
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11 Oct 05 - 07:47 AM (#1580853) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Sttaw Legend I think your tablets are out of date Ted |
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11 Oct 05 - 08:21 AM (#1580882) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: The Shambles Subject: RE: BS: Censorship on Mudcat From: GUEST,Joe Offer - PM Date: 18 Mar 05 - 11:28 AM Well, I can't log in, either, so I don't have access to proof one way or another. Generally, the 100th/200th claims are a no-no in music threads and in many serious discussions. People have come to think of them as obnoxious. I don't know why, but that's what they think. I don't bother with them, but they're fair game for the Clones. -Joe Offer- Ted having succeeded in making claims for the 100th post less obnoxious - so that the Chief of the Mudcat Editing Staff himself now makes such claims and they are also safe from the attentions of the lesser of our anonymous volunteer fellow posters - it looks like you will have the record for the number of editing comments inserted unbidden into your post. In the first post to this thread - I see you already have both the tiny green writing and the brown stuff. |
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11 Oct 05 - 08:25 AM (#1580886) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Bunahanainbnbin, I prefer the 'judas' style electric mewlings of High Holiness Bob of Dylan, to the earlier 'unplugged' racket, so I'd better leave the speakers plugged in! |
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11 Oct 05 - 09:02 AM (#1580904) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Bunnahabhain It's just that stopping him makes him try harder, so there's no point. The 10,00 on MOAB that's coming up is another matter though.... |
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11 Oct 05 - 09:41 AM (#1580942) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Yo Shambles, I LIKE the tiny green and brown inserts! If this was 'The Times' or 'Flamenco International', or even 'Mountain Bike Rider' I may be concerned over censorship/editorial policy, BUT IT ISN'T! It's a bloody folky website with zero political influence, so I aren't too bothered about it. Oh bollocks! You've got me at it now! |
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11 Oct 05 - 10:17 AM (#1580953) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne 9633 by the way ... oh... sorry.... wrong thread! |
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11 Oct 05 - 10:21 AM (#1580954) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Jeri Nobody EVER inserts anything in what I write! We could, you know! What do you mean, 'we', kimosabe? Haha - made you highlight me. In my personal judgement, this is not funny. Oh yes it is! Wait a minute, who the hell are YOU!? Hang on a sec, and I'll reveal my... secret identity. TA=DA! I am actually the EggMan - "Koo-koo-catchoo" Gesundheit. |
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11 Oct 05 - 10:29 AM (#1580958) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Brown is the new black. |
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11 Oct 05 - 10:46 AM (#1580973) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Bunnahabhain (In best 90 dB Drill Sergeant style.) Right you 'orrible lot! You will stop all this arseing around with HTML right now! What are you going to do? We will stop arseing about in HTML Sergeant!I can't hear you! We will stop arseing about in HTML Sergeant!You can do better than that, ladies! We will stop arseing about in HTML Sergeant!Louder! We will stop arseing about in HTML Sergeant!Right, that's it! Double time round the yard! Did I say stop! No! Keep going! That's better! But watch it, or you'll be doing that in full kit at 3 am! DISSS-WAIT FOR IT--MISSED! |
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11 Oct 05 - 12:07 PM (#1581039) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Donuel I was shocked Shocked I say. Shatner is actually laugh out loud hysterically funny on the Boston Legal TV series. |
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11 Oct 05 - 06:52 PM (#1581365) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Go wash your mouth out with soap Donuel. Don T. |
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13 Oct 05 - 03:37 AM (#1582035) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Yo Shambles, Are you out there petal? I now realise that whenever you get close to completely routing your detractors, the mudcat "Authorities" DELIBERATELY CRASH THE MUDCAT FOR A FEW DAYS.This little trick is designed to give them a bit of breathing space in order to attempt to respond to your pearls of wisdom. The cheese eating surrender monkeys!!! |
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13 Oct 05 - 08:22 AM (#1582155) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Bunnahabhain Ted, are you seriously suggesting the secret cabal running the 'cat in a way to annoy Shambles are French? No one will take you seriously, you know. If you had tried Canadian, you might have got somewhere.... |
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13 Oct 05 - 08:30 AM (#1582164) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: Paco Rabanne Hmmmm.... Isn't Canada part of America then? |
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13 Oct 05 - 08:33 AM (#1582167) Subject: RE: BS: I was forced to do this! From: mooman Shatner infiltrates Mudcat |
