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BS: They're coming for us

10 Oct 05 - 11:48 PM (#1580705)
Subject: BS: They're coming for us
From: Chip2447

a 21st century ghost story


11 Oct 05 - 01:10 AM (#1580735)
Subject: RE: BS: They're coming for us
From: open mike

yikes!
take a trip thru bitey castle.


11 Oct 05 - 08:18 AM (#1580880)
Subject: RE: BS: They're coming for us
From: The Fooles Troupe

They're coming to take me away - haha! hoho! hehe!


11 Oct 05 - 08:29 AM (#1580889)
Subject: RE: BS: They're coming for us
From: number 6

I think I saw that guy last nite at the mall!! He works in the Coles Book store. I'm not referring to the scarry one, but the guy in the kitchen.

sIx


11 Oct 05 - 08:52 AM (#1580898)
Subject: RE: BS: They're coming for us
From: Rapparee

I knew this. I've known this for a long, long time. Now everyone will know this. I tried to tell everyone, but instead they gave me these medicines. But now it's on the Internet, so it must be true.


11 Oct 05 - 09:14 AM (#1580922)
Subject: RE: BS: They're coming for us
From: beardedbruce

They´re coming to take me away haha
Napoleon the 14th


Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged you
Not to go because I´d go beserk?
WELL, You left me anyhow and
Then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I´ve gone completely
out of my mind
AND
(chorus 1)
They´re coming to take me away,
Haha, they´re coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the funny farm
Where Life is Beautiful all the time
And I´ll be happy to see
Those Nice Young Men
In their Clean White Coats
And they´re coming to take me AWAY,
HA HAAAA

You thought it was a joke,
and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED
When I had said that losing you
Would make me flip my lid,
RIGHT?
You know you laughed
I HEARD you laugh, you laughed
And laughed and laughed
And then you left,
And now you see I´m Utterly Mad
AND

(chorus 2)
They´re coming to take me away,
Haha, they´re coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To tha Happy Home with Trees and Flowers
And Chirping Birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and
Twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they´re coming to Take me Away,
HAHAAAAAAAAA

I cooked your food,
I cleaned your house,
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish loving deeds
RIGHT?
Well, you just wait,
They´ll get you yet,
And when they do, they´ll put you in
the ASPCA, you mangy MUTT,
AND
(chorus 1)
(chorus 2)
(chorus 1 trailing into mumbles in the distance)


........................................................
I´m happy they took you away, Ha-haaa!
Napoleon the 14th

Remember when I ran away
And you got on your knees
And begged me not to leave
Because you´d go berserk?
WELL...
You thought you had me fooled
But I just left you anyhow
Because I knew you were
Already out of your mind!
AND...
I´m happy they took you away, haha
I´m happy they took you away, ho ho, hee hee, ha ha
To the funny farm
Where life´s hysterical all the time
And you´ll be sorry I sent
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And I´m happy they took you away, HA-HAAA!
I thought that you were nuts
And so I laughed
I laughed when you had said
That losing me would make you flip your lid
RIGHT...
It´s true, I laughed, you heared me laugh
I laughed, I laughed and laughed
And then I left
Because I know you´re utterly mad
AND...
I´m happy they took you away, haha
I´m happy they took you away, ho ho, hee hee, ha ha
To the happy home
With tree and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And I´m happy they took you away, HA-HAAA!
You burned my food
You wrecked the house
And this is how I´ve paid you back
For all your cruel, unloving selfish deeds!
HAH...
They´ve got you now
And you´ll get just
What you deserve
For calling me a mutt, you mangy man!
AND...
I´m happy they took you away, haha
I´m happy they took you away, ho ho, hee hee, ha ha
To the funny farm
Where life´s hysterical all the time
And you´ll be sorry I sent
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And I´m happy they took you away, HA-HAAA!
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And I´m happy they took you away, HA-HAAA!
To the funny farm
Where life´s hysterical all the time
And you´ll be sorry I sent
Those nice, young men
In theit clean white coats
And I´m happy they took you away, HA-HAAA!



........................................................
They´re coming to get me again, Ha-haaa!
Napoleon the 14th


Remember when they took me
To the funny farm
For acting like a lunatic
Because you ran away?
HAH?
Well that was many years ago
And now at last they´ve let me out
I´ve finally made them think
I´m perfectly sane
BUT...
They´re coming to get me again, haha
They´re coming to take me away again, hee hee, ho ho
To the looney bin
Where life was ludicrous all the time
And I´m just crazy about
Those big strong goons
With their clean white necks
´Cause they´re coming to get me again, HA-HAAA!
I thought you were my friend
And so I trusted you
Believed in you
The day you swore you´d always be my pet
BUT...
I trusted you, you know I did
I did, I really did
But then you hit
And I´m not really totally cured
SO...
They´re coming to get me again, haha
They´re coming to put me away again, hoo hoo, hey hey
In a rubber room
With fleas and cowards and burping nerds
And pimple poppers who sweat and snear
And squiggle and speeze and squirt
And they´re coming to get me again, HA-HAAA!
I scrubbed your toes
I cleaned your cage
But all you ever did was pay me back
With cruel unloving selfish deeds
YES...
Well now I´m free
So just wait
I´ll find you soon
And when I do I´ll swing you by your tail you hairy ape!
AND...
They´re coming to get me again, haha
They´re coming to take me away again, hee hee, ho ho
To the looney bin
Where life was ludicrous all the time
And I´m just crazy about
Those big strong goons
With their clean white necks
´Cause they´re coming to get me again, HA-HAAA!
To the rubber room
With fleas and cowards and burping nerds
And pimple poppers who sweat and snear
And squiggle and sqeeze and squirt
And they´re coming to get me again, HA-HAAA!
To the looney bin
Where life was ludicrous all the time
And I´m just crazy about
Those big strong goons
With their clean white necks
´Cause they´re coming to get me again, HA-HAAA!
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers...
To the funny farm
Where life was beautiful all the time
And I´ll be ha-a-appy...
OH, NO!


11 Oct 05 - 09:00 PM (#1581448)
Subject: RE: BS: They're coming for us
From: The Fooles Troupe

Thanks beardedbruce - now they're all in one place...

And now, if only they'd come for Martoon...

again...


11 Oct 05 - 09:06 PM (#1581452)
Subject: RE: BS: They're coming for us
From: Charley Noble

Thanks for the timely warn...


11 Oct 05 - 09:18 PM (#1581462)
Subject: RE: BS: They're coming for us
From: wysiwyg

Osama and Iran / They're coming for us

~S~


11 Oct 05 - 09:19 PM (#1581465)
Subject: RE: BS: They're coming for us
From: The Fooles Troupe

Charley! Where are you?

Ooops... too late...


12 Oct 05 - 06:38 PM (#1581768)
Subject: RE: BS: They're coming for us
From: Dead Horse

And I thought this thread was about sperm banks.....