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BS: Blokes wearing dresses.

14 Oct 05 - 07:46 PM (#1583391)
Subject: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Waht the fuicvks all that about then?

i been in hull puffs club [fuel], to use internet, and some puff bloke [wearing a womuns wedding dres] came over to me and said
=" do you yoiu want to dance with me?"

i said="do you want punch in the face?"
he gave me a bad look, and went and bothered someomebne elese.

them puffs is bloody get every wehere nowadays!

and anyway=
why the fuick would i want to dance with a man in a dress anyway?
bloody cheecky fuicker!


i should of give him a slap!


14 Oct 05 - 07:51 PM (#1583395)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Peace

Didn't like the dress, huh?


14 Oct 05 - 07:53 PM (#1583398)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: gnu

...slap... and tickle.

Jusy funnin.... I agree.. if he was forward, he deserved a jaunty rebuke, perhaps, even a slap upside the head... but that's subjective and at your discretion.


14 Oct 05 - 07:54 PM (#1583399)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: *daylia*

Don't worry. They're just cross-dressers, maybe even full-blown transsexuals, Sir John. IT's their game, not yours. Don't wanna dance with 'em? Then don't. Simple!

ANd just imagine what a luxury it must be for your average workin Joe to trade them rough ole cotton boxers in for, say, a little bitta somethin all smooooth 'n silky 'n satiney ... ahhhhh .... the shameless hedonism of it all ....


14 Oct 05 - 07:55 PM (#1583400)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Peace

"a little bitta somethin all smooooth 'n silky 'n satiney"

NO COMMENT.


14 Oct 05 - 07:57 PM (#1583402)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: bobad

You were right to not dance with a man wearing a wedding dress.

A cocktail dress or smartly tailored outfit is another matter.


14 Oct 05 - 07:57 PM (#1583407)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

and anyway=
i been in city centrerer last week, and some god people stopped me and saying=
"waht you think about jesus and that, ?, and do you think jesus diyed for your sins [is that how you spelling sins?
is look a bit funny, sines?
did jesus die for your sines?

anyway=i said="not sure really, going to get me dinner"
[i wasa getting meat pie and chips, [proper english food[
but thought maybe them vicar people would have got some food sorted.

[them buddists do, but they are vegeteriuns, [i been to there place one day, but only giving rice, and nuts etc].

buddist people reckon= you shouldent kill animal, unless it try to kill you=
ie= big scary animal, like lion, or tiger, or thing like that.


them christuian people didint give me no free dinner, so i went to spring bank cafe [lindas cafe]
big massive dinner for avbout only 3 pounds.


14 Oct 05 - 08:00 PM (#1583409)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Peace

I don't dance at all. And as I said on another thread, I do not give a rat's ass what people wear. However, jOhn, you hurt my feelings turning me down like that. I'd almost filled my dance card. YOU CAD!


14 Oct 05 - 08:07 PM (#1583412)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

i went to buddist temple one day=
[they said 2come to our place, we give you free foods, dinnner etc]

and i got to there place, abnfd all is rice and veg etc

[in that time,= i dident kniow rghey was all vegeteriuns]
and most of them got bald heads, and wearing dresses.
i went straight home.

sometimes i think hull is full of mad basterds!



this not ment to be offensive or racists etc,
[i dont mind black poeople etc]
but if they offer you free meal, =
you expect at , at least bloody some meat with it!


anyway=
most of them was white, and one waht talking to me, ["come for dinner etc"
was scvottish.


i been to loads of indian people house for dinner, [like my mates, and ranjit, [she was my girlfrend at taht time], etc
and least you get some meat on your plate.


14 Oct 05 - 08:11 PM (#1583413)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

anfd amyway=
if you been cruel to animal-no good,
biut if you eat it, its ok.


14 Oct 05 - 08:14 PM (#1583414)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: *daylia*

jOhn jOhn jOhn .... and here you've just gone and treated yer ole buddy Peace SO cruel, turnin him down like that.

BUt if you'll eat him now, we'll forgive you.


14 Oct 05 - 08:14 PM (#1583415)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Snuffy

Daylia, you said "the shameless hedonism of it all .... "

How did you know they were from Hedon? OK, it's not that far from Hull, I suppose.


14 Oct 05 - 08:24 PM (#1583420)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: The Fooles Troupe

Jesus was a mathematician - he died for our sines.


14 Oct 05 - 08:25 PM (#1583421)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: *daylia*

Well, maybe Hedon know any better?

Do tell!!   :-D


14 Oct 05 - 08:31 PM (#1583422)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: frogprince

I'm pretty much like Peace, in that I don't care what anyone wears; except, please, Lord, no blokes in short skirts without knickers...


14 Oct 05 - 08:48 PM (#1583430)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: *daylia*

Jesus likes knickers too.


14 Oct 05 - 08:54 PM (#1583434)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: GUEST,Mr. Fancy Pants

I do care care what people wear. As for guys wearing dresses, they better damned well wear something that is tasteful, and it is appropriate to their size and build, and if the color agrees with them. Nothing is more revolting than a guy dressing like a tart.


14 Oct 05 - 11:18 PM (#1583474)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: GUEST,broken-hearted bloke

Bloody 'ell. Here I am, Sir jOhn, your Secret Santa, and I just spent me last paycheck on a bee-you-tee-full wedding dress to tuck under your Christmas tree. An' I was hopin' I might behold you wearin' it under the mistletoe an' steal me a kiss from your sweet lips. Broken-hearted, I am.

And it's non-returnable too. Sniff, snuffle.


15 Oct 05 - 09:13 AM (#1583563)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: GUEST,Brutus

to'ell with Olive Oil


15 Oct 05 - 10:43 AM (#1583586)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Georgiansilver

Foolestroupe...your reply has been logged!


15 Oct 05 - 01:38 PM (#1583656)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Desert Dancer

I'm never sure about men in dresses. Men in skirts, on the other hand (and I don't mean kilts)...


15 Oct 05 - 05:10 PM (#1583784)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: Mrrzy

Daylia - now THAT was funny!


15 Oct 05 - 05:21 PM (#1583791)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: *daylia*

But then, there's Freddie ....


15 Oct 05 - 07:52 PM (#1583833)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: John O'L

Judas went off on a tangent...


15 Oct 05 - 09:27 PM (#1583882)
Subject: RE: BS: Blokes wearing dresses.
From: The Fooles Troupe

Georgiansilver

Co-signed!