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21 Oct 05 - 08:50 PM (#1588085) Subject: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Little Hawk It's awful. Just terrible. It's worse than Shatnerization. It's worse than cooties. It's just so, sooo nasty! Read about it in this excerpt from the Necronomicon, courtesy of the H.P. Lovecraft Foundation which has preserved a copy of this forbidden text...a copy available for perusal only to a chosen few. "His battered corpse had completely qwuaified, due to the hideous effects of the corroding green slime spray of the inchoate, formless monsters that had risen unexpectedly from the nethermost pits of Thoth and brought about his final, cluminating, and most dreadful end!" (from the Necronomicon, Chapter 6,666, Verse 782) - Abdul Alhazred, the Mad Arab |
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21 Oct 05 - 08:52 PM (#1588086) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Little Hawk I think that should be "culminating", not "cluminating". Probably a misprint. But...perhaps not. You never know with this sort of thing. (shudder!) I shall not sleep well tonight. |
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21 Oct 05 - 08:55 PM (#1588090) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Peace And this from a guy who don't smake grass. You friggin' amaze me. |
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21 Oct 05 - 09:02 PM (#1588091) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Little Hawk I never could see the point in smaking grass. |
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21 Oct 05 - 09:08 PM (#1588094) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: freda underhill Sharma's consciousness was still encoated in the trunk of the tall, interwoven weed of a swamp tree, that rose ebiulliently from the depths of the swamp pit of Thoth. As a tree dryad, the breath of the fuzzing air that arose through the putrifying slooze ebbed and flowed through her tentacle-weeded arms. Sharma could feel his presence abating, as his being ebbed and flowed through the night mists of Thoth. (from the Necronomicon, Chapter 6,666, Verse 784) - Abdul Alhazred, the Mad Arab |
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21 Oct 05 - 09:11 PM (#1588098) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Little Hawk The darkness is creeping in around my dwelling. Strange, furtive sounds seem to echo somewhere at the vague edges of the night where hearing drifts into lurid ghostly vestiges of a haunted imagination. Somewhere in the distance soft, sibilant footpads trespass upon the vacant borders of these nameless lands. Footpads that stalk an unnamed prey...and speak of a foul and horrific purpose! |
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21 Oct 05 - 09:14 PM (#1588100) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Little Hawk Alas, freda! You and I may have ventured to read what none should ever dare to. Such is the price of human curiosity and vanity! |
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21 Oct 05 - 09:17 PM (#1588103) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: frogprince And somewhere, in the darkness, I hear the distant sound of a toilet flushing... |
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21 Oct 05 - 09:17 PM (#1588104) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: freda underhill to open the black pages is to allow the entry of that dark, terrifying shadow - better to have never known - ignorance is peace, knowingness is to live with an everlasting fear, to know the evil is always poised, on stilettos! |
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21 Oct 05 - 09:50 PM (#1588118) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Rapparee Bull pooties. I have a copy of the Necronomicon right here. I got it in a small shop in Arkham, Massachusettes. It's stamped right on the back, "Property of the Yog Sothof Memorial Library. Bound pellagra humanorum by Chthulu Bindery -- 'Chthulu: Bound To Be A Better Binding'." It's just a book -- why would you think otherwise? And a library discard at that. |
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21 Oct 05 - 10:20 PM (#1588134) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Little Hawk Yes, but...have you read it??? |
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21 Oct 05 - 10:32 PM (#1588140) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: GUEST,William Shatner Qwuaification used to worry me when I was a young cadet in Starfleet. I was afraid that I would become qwuaified in the course of duty, and fail my ship and my fellow crewmates. I used to lose sleep over it. A mere 15 years later I had risen to command of a starship. I had faced mortal combat with lizard men, battled Klingons, and locked lips with green-skinned girls. Now nothing qwuaifies me. Nothing. I am beyond qwuaification. You can probably manage this too. After all, I did it. All you really need is steely determination, a strong sex drive, and an unremitting desire to go boldly where no man has gone before. Or woman... I certainly wouldn't want to be accused of being "sexist" in these enlightened times. Not me. No sir. Qwuaification? Ha! I laugh in the face of qwuaification. - William Shatner p.s. Tune in to "Boston Legal" and see some great acting! |
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22 Oct 05 - 02:49 AM (#1588234) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Cluin Put your pants back on. |
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22 Oct 05 - 03:50 AM (#1588249) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: The Fooles Troupe I think you guys are making this up... |
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22 Oct 05 - 08:58 AM (#1588365) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: mack/misophist It's sad to see how many bogus copies of the old Necronomicon there are around. It's only available in Latin or Arabic, you chittering fools!! |
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22 Oct 05 - 09:13 AM (#1588372) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Rapparee Actually, my copy is written in some sort of eldritch script that's neither Latin nor Arabic. The book is clearly stamped on the title page that it was withdrawn from the Yog-Sothoth Memorial Library in Kadath. The reason given for the withdrawal is "No circulation for 6,000 years" but geez, that's gotta be wrong. Six years, maybe. |
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22 Oct 05 - 11:20 AM (#1588430) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Bill D *heading down to the catacombs for my copies of Octave Mirabeau and various Dr. Suess.....gonna blend 'em* |
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22 Oct 05 - 11:33 AM (#1588439) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: GUEST,Yog Sothoth You are all doomed. Utterly doomed. This is going to be such fun. Ummmm....I quiver with anticipation! |
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22 Oct 05 - 11:33 AM (#1588440) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: GUEST LH needs a date, again. |
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22 Oct 05 - 11:53 AM (#1588451) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: GUEST,the pedant You should not have put a comma after "again". |
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22 Oct 05 - 11:59 AM (#1588455) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Little Hawk Is that an offer? ;-) |
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22 Oct 05 - 05:30 PM (#1588595) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Rapparee Come to think of it, I had at qwuaify on the rifle range in the Army. And I've qwuaified in several other areas since then. Some qwuaificationings were pretty horrible. |
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23 Oct 05 - 12:13 AM (#1588811) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Bee-dubya-ell Qwuaification is possibly the only thing worse than having a big wad of bubble gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe, but it kinda depends on how expensive the shoes are. |
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04 Dec 06 - 10:11 PM (#1900195) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Little Hawk And the horror goes on! |
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04 Dec 06 - 10:14 PM (#1900197) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Little Hawk And, no, I do not need a date. Unless it's a honey date. Or Winona...which is the same thing. |
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04 Dec 06 - 10:25 PM (#1900204) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Cluin Then you two can go on a shoplifting spree. |
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04 Dec 06 - 10:33 PM (#1900208) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: GUEST,Abdul El Hazard From my book ' The Boys Book Of Common Sense ' chapter 6.666.666.66 verse 785 ' don't eat yellow snow ' |
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04 Dec 06 - 10:39 PM (#1900210) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: bobad That snow ain't yellow.....it's chicken. |
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05 Dec 06 - 12:58 AM (#1900243) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Little Hawk Amazing how Dylan applies to everything, isn't it? |
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05 Dec 06 - 02:44 AM (#1900271) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Cluin And Zappa. |
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05 Dec 06 - 06:04 AM (#1900347) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: gnu Gotta be something about curly hair. |
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05 Dec 06 - 07:27 AM (#1900412) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: eddie1 I was enjoying reading this thread but suddenly all these frogs started coming into the house. In December? Now I'm hearing noises in the attic. Must go and ivestigate - be back soon....................................... Eddie |
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05 Dec 06 - 07:34 AM (#1900421) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: The Fooles Troupe Anybody heard from eddie1 lately? |
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05 Dec 06 - 08:07 AM (#1900459) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Bunnahabhain Neoconmicon ... How I misread the title of the text at the top. Do you think it means anything? |
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05 Dec 06 - 12:05 PM (#1900676) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Cluin Dyslexia? |
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05 Dec 06 - 12:15 PM (#1900693) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Cluin I suffered the horrors of quiffication as a young boy. Right after my first trip to the barber. It was my dad's haircut-of-choice for me. |
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05 Dec 06 - 05:21 PM (#1900981) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: McGrath of Harlow Subject: RE: ORIGINAL thread name game thread, with rules From: The Shambles - PM Date: 22 Oct 05 - 05:42 AM The horrors of qwuaification!!! England through to World Cup 2006 |
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06 Dec 06 - 06:10 PM (#1901917) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Cluin With regard to an alternate meaning for the word "quiff" around here, I had an experience of being quifficated one night that I will remember with a smile and a drop or two of drool in my dotage. |
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06 Dec 06 - 06:21 PM (#1901930) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Little Hawk It's not "quiffication", Cluin, it's "qwuaification". That's a whole different ballgame. |
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06 Dec 06 - 06:24 PM (#1901936) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Cluin I preferred the ball game when I was being quifficated. Oh Mama! |
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06 Dec 06 - 06:57 PM (#1901977) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Bee-dubya-ell Screw the qwuaification! Its the clumination I'm worried about! |
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17 Jun 12 - 12:38 AM (#3364432) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Little Hawk Refresh! |
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17 Jun 12 - 02:00 AM (#3364440) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: michaelr Are you qwuaified to refresh this thread? |
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17 Jun 12 - 03:15 AM (#3364446) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Ebbie "...soft, sibilant footpads trespass..." All these years I have been processing my brain's thought processes, wondering how a footpad can be sibilant. |
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17 Jun 12 - 05:04 AM (#3364462) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Dave Hanson Squeaky shoes ? Dave H |
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17 Jun 12 - 11:09 AM (#3364544) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Bill D "Fearless Fred, the footpad dread, Set fire to his momma's bed." Pogo-1954 |
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17 Jun 12 - 11:17 AM (#3364550) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Bill D Querulous quantifications, quizzically qwuaified, quixotically qualify quiescent quondam quietude. |
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17 Jun 12 - 02:08 PM (#3364617) Subject: RE: BS: The horrors of qwuaification!!! From: Rapparee You can say that again! But please don't. |