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23 Oct 05 - 07:28 PM (#1589289) Subject: BS: Men are just happier.... From: Bobert ...people.... *Your last name stays the same... *The garage is all yours... *Wedding plans take care of themselves... *Chocolate is just another snack... *You can be President... *You can never be pregnant... *Car mechanics tell you the truth... *The world is your urinal... *Same work, more pay... *Wrinkles add character... *Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100... *People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them... *The occasional well-rendered belch is practially expected... *New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet... *One mood all the time... *Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat... *A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase... *You can open all your own jars... *You get extra credit for the slightestact of thoughtfullness... *If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your firned... *Your underwaer is $8.95 for a three pack... *Three pairs of shoes are more than enough... *You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes... *Everything on your face stays the original color... *The same hairstyle lasts fir years, amybe decades... *You only have to shave your face and neck... (I recieved this from a friend in Austraila and though I'm sure it was written by a woman, I thought it might make a few folks chuckle...) Bobert |
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23 Oct 05 - 07:31 PM (#1589290) Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier.... From: Peace Attributed here to a gal named Pam. |
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23 Oct 05 - 07:33 PM (#1589293) Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier.... From: Peace . . . and no doubt to be followed by this. |
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23 Oct 05 - 07:38 PM (#1589297) Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier.... From: Peace . . . and then this. |
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23 Oct 05 - 08:02 PM (#1589310) Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier.... From: gnu I believe Gary Busey, in the movie DC Cab said it much more simply... something like, "...women have half the money and all the pussy." I would say that's the long end of the stick. Okay... go ahead... tear me apart... I am used to it. |
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23 Oct 05 - 08:07 PM (#1589315) Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier.... From: hilda fish Now why would we try and tell someone something they already know. Can it be said that someone who states the obvious "Okay... go ahead... tear me apart... I am used to it. " is not so much seeking genuine response as he is seeking masochistic pleasure? Or am I out of line myself here???? Hey???????????? |
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23 Oct 05 - 08:14 PM (#1589320) Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier.... From: gnu Nope. Yup. And, I don't understand your last question. |
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23 Oct 05 - 08:18 PM (#1589322) Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier.... From: GUEST Don't try. |
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23 Oct 05 - 08:18 PM (#1589323) Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier.... From: gnu Oh... I assume you meant your actual first question to be rhetorical as emphasized by the lack of a question mark. That is why I ignored it. |
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23 Oct 05 - 08:20 PM (#1589325) Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier.... From: gnu GUSET 08:18PM : Don't try to understand women or the question? I agree. |
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23 Oct 05 - 08:41 PM (#1589335) Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier.... From: Mrrzy Who was it said if you have a son, you worry about one penis, but if you have a daughter, you worry about all of them? |
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23 Oct 05 - 08:45 PM (#1589342) Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier.... From: GUEST morgannickmom Messages: 57 Oct 08, 2005 6:53:19 PM EDT Subject: Re: Did you ever find yourself wishing you'd had a girl... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Have both. My daugther is a big tomboy so she has many as skinned knees and grass stains as my son. We've also been told that with a son you have to only worry about one penis. With a daughter you have to worry about all of them. The woman who posted on the above site. |
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24 Oct 05 - 09:40 AM (#1589633) Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier.... From: GUEST,leeneia Skinned knees and grass stains don't mean she's a tomboy, they just mean she's normal. She's a kid, she's not too co-ordinated, and she likes to play. Congratulations! |
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24 Oct 05 - 11:16 AM (#1589707) Subject: RE: BS: Men are just happier.... From: Don(Wyziwyg)T No need to worry about grass stains,...........until the day they're on her back. I'm gone Don T. |