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BS: Poppycock

24 Oct 05 - 07:38 PM (#1590077)
Subject: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST

That about says it all!


24 Oct 05 - 08:59 PM (#1590139)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: number 6

Good Grief .

sIx


24 Oct 05 - 09:30 PM (#1590158)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Peace

Put this on the circumcision thread.


24 Oct 05 - 10:07 PM (#1590184)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST,Giok

There was a young man from Australia
Who's appendage looked just like a dahlia
Ladies travelled for miles
And arrived full of smiles
To look at his strange genitalia.

G..


25 Oct 05 - 03:43 AM (#1590286)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: The Walrus

There was a young man from Australia
Who painted his arse like a dahlia
The colour was fine
Likewise the design
But the aroma? Now THAT was a failure


25 Oct 05 - 07:40 AM (#1590382)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST

I told my mother that the teacher said babies come from the cabbage patch, but she said that it was "Poppycock".


25 Oct 05 - 09:07 AM (#1590433)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: gnu

Balderdash.


25 Oct 05 - 11:29 AM (#1590524)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST,PP

An Opium related sexual disfunction.


25 Oct 05 - 12:14 PM (#1590554)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: *daylia*

I'd like to try the recipe for Poppycock I found the other day, but I can't figure out how to toast my nuts first...


25 Oct 05 - 12:18 PM (#1590557)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: frogprince

Daylia, I thought you were of the feminine persuasion...


25 Oct 05 - 12:22 PM (#1590562)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Bill D

Poppycock is redundant.


25 Oct 05 - 12:22 PM (#1590563)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: *daylia*

hey ... maybe that's the problem!   

Anyone here care to donate?


25 Oct 05 - 12:38 PM (#1590588)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: jeffp

Poppycock!


25 Oct 05 - 12:46 PM (#1590594)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Bill D

"donate"? like an inter-library loan? By the inch? The mind boggles at what form this donation would take.


25 Oct 05 - 01:23 PM (#1590627)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST

Balderdash -- a rapidly receding hairline.


25 Oct 05 - 03:05 PM (#1590703)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Amos

Your mother was right.

A


25 Oct 05 - 11:07 PM (#1590864)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Dead Horse

I got a foolproof method of penis enlargement.
You just cut one inch off the end (far end!) and post it to the person at the top of the list, add your name at the bottom etc. and within one calender month you will recieve dozens of inches through the post. All you need do then is choose the most suitable ones and sew 'em on.
It should work just fine unless some prick goes and breaks the chain!!!


26 Oct 05 - 01:10 PM (#1590938)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Peace

Poppycock.

Moby Dick.

Where will it end?


26 Oct 05 - 01:20 PM (#1590948)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: John MacKenzie

Pop your own cock!
G..


26 Oct 05 - 01:36 PM (#1590961)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: jeffp

Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Dead Horse - PM
Date: 25 Oct 05 - 11:07 PM

I got a foolproof method of penis enlargement.
You just cut one inch off the end (far end!) and post it to the person at the top of the list, add your name at the bottom etc. and within one calender month you will recieve dozens of inches through the post. All you need do then is choose the most suitable ones and sew 'em on.
It should work just fine unless some prick goes and breaks the chain!!!


Wouldn't you just end up with a bunch of dickheads?

We've already got that in Washington!


26 Oct 05 - 02:39 PM (#1591011)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Bill D

"Poppycock.

Moby Dick.

Where will it end?"

Grape Nuts


26 Oct 05 - 02:40 PM (#1591012)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Peace

LOLOLOL


26 Oct 05 - 03:04 PM (#1591038)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Seamus Kennedy

Tommyrot.

Seamus


26 Oct 05 - 04:55 PM (#1591143)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Liz the Squeak

I just want to know where they got the "premium nuts" from......

LTS


26 Oct 05 - 07:12 PM (#1591260)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Alaska Mike

Sounds like bullsh*t to me.


26 Oct 05 - 10:16 PM (#1591394)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Bill D

"I just want to know where they got the "premium nuts" from......"

cereal dilution


27 Oct 05 - 01:36 PM (#1591765)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST

"Poppycock.

Moby Dick.

Where will it end?

Grape Nuts"

Moth balls


27 Oct 05 - 02:36 PM (#1591811)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: John MacKenzie

Didn't know moths had balls!
G.


28 Oct 05 - 12:00 AM (#1592255)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST,Art Thieme

popcorn balls !?


28 Oct 05 - 12:03 AM (#1592257)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST,Art Thieme

I used to think that Post Nasal Drip was a breakfast cereal!!

Art


28 Oct 05 - 11:26 AM (#1592382)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: JennyO

Cotton wool balls for teddy bears?


28 Oct 05 - 11:52 AM (#1592404)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST

Balzac


28 Oct 05 - 11:57 AM (#1592407)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST,Art Thieme

A fine Southern Indiana old-timey musician had a very unfortunate name that always made me laugh to myself:


Lotus Dickie


28 Oct 05 - 06:21 PM (#1592710)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Jim Dixon

From http://www.answers.com/poppycock&r=67 :
pop•py•cock (pŏp'ē-kŏk') n. Senseless talk; nonsense.
[Dutch dialectal pappekak : pap, pap (from Middle Dutch pappe, perhaps from Latin pappa, food) + kak, dung (from kakken, to defecate, from Middle Dutch kacken, from Latin cacâre).]


28 Oct 05 - 10:12 PM (#1592869)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: GUEST,Joe_F

Horsefeathers!

--- Joe Fineman    joe_f@verizon.net

||: Two stupidities: "If it isn't a fight, I can't win." "It's never a fight, so we can't lose." :||


29 Oct 05 - 05:13 AM (#1592979)
Subject: RE: BS: Poppycock
From: Gurney

Heroin comes from poppies, doesn't it? Would the ointment increase or decrease sensitivity?

Perhaps I should read some of that spam I keep getting. The answer may be in there.