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Obit: thatcher (not) dead

04 Nov 05 - 02:40 PM (#1597482)
Subject: Obit: thatcher dead
From: Shields Folk

news just in see here


04 Nov 05 - 02:42 PM (#1597484)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: Clinton Hammond

so what....


04 Nov 05 - 02:47 PM (#1597488)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: alanabit

She certainly saw the world very differently to the way I do. I hope her passing was painless and that her friends and relatives are left to grieve in peace.
I hope very much that this thread does not quickly degenerate into tirades of abuse from either her admirers or from those who are baffled by her admirers (like myself). There is no need to bear malice towards the departed.


04 Nov 05 - 02:49 PM (#1597489)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: GUEST

Ditto


04 Nov 05 - 02:50 PM (#1597490)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: Peace

Ditto the ditto.


04 Nov 05 - 02:51 PM (#1597492)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: Janie

LOL. Took me a minute to realize it was send-up.

Janie


04 Nov 05 - 02:56 PM (#1597499)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: mandotim

Sick, but funny. Nice one Shields Folk; had me going for a minute there! Carry on.
Tim from Bit on the Side


04 Nov 05 - 02:59 PM (#1597504)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: Peace

And ditto that, too.


04 Nov 05 - 03:03 PM (#1597505)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: sapper82

And the lefties call the Tories sick???


04 Nov 05 - 03:14 PM (#1597518)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: Firecat

That is not funny. I happen to admire Mrs Thatcher and the thought that anyone could joke about her death is sick!


04 Nov 05 - 03:19 PM (#1597520)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: mandotim

Nothing funnier than an outraged Tory...
tim


04 Nov 05 - 03:21 PM (#1597522)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: Cluin

That IS kind of sick.

Funny... but sick.


04 Nov 05 - 03:23 PM (#1597523)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: GUEST,Eddie Bunting

Great news well accepted in Ireland here tonight. I can now dispense of the effigy of her with the pins through the heart.


04 Nov 05 - 03:38 PM (#1597540)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: Shields Folk

no one is more upset about this than me!


04 Nov 05 - 03:43 PM (#1597545)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: Cluin

Lady Thatcher had suffered a serious heart attack but most guests thought she was choking on a bone. One man ran behind her and started punching her in the back to no avail.


Are they really sure he was trying to help?


04 Nov 05 - 03:57 PM (#1597554)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: GUEST,Eddie Bunting

So so sad to hear it's not true. If she was a pet dog they would have had her put down by now.


04 Nov 05 - 04:23 PM (#1597572)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: alanabit

I did not have time to read further, as I am doing a translation at the moment. I got a bit suspicious, when I Googled and found no other stories. I guess it does not matter so much if I look a bit of a fool.
As a retired octegenarian, she is hardly in any position to do me any harm now. Enough said.


04 Nov 05 - 04:34 PM (#1597578)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: GUEST,Busy Girl

Been too busy today helping with real social problems and real people to hear any "formal" news. Glad you've got enough spare time to contemplate inaginary news though. Got taken in for a bit, read it and was "fooled". Not that funny really - can't remember laughin. It's gonna happen one day anyway, inevitably. Can't be bothered one way or the other really. Well done!


04 Nov 05 - 05:08 PM (#1597596)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

This must be from those same idiots that ran the story awhile back about Kong being rescuscitated after over 65 years in cryogenic freezing. Dimwits! Haven't they got anything better to do? I have to admit, though, the Thatcher story is quite a bit funnier.

- Chongo


04 Nov 05 - 05:34 PM (#1597610)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: Peace

Ditto that.


04 Nov 05 - 05:53 PM (#1597623)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: GUEST,the big man

cracking that ...now who can I send it to drat if only Sir Edward was still alive ...or is he?

well done Sheilds Folk and you from such a Tory strong hold as well!!


04 Nov 05 - 05:56 PM (#1597624)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: GUEST,then big man

how can I send the blue clicky thing to somebody?


04 Nov 05 - 06:20 PM (#1597634)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher dead
From: robomatic

This thread should be expunged unless (HOAX) is appended to the title.


04 Nov 05 - 06:48 PM (#1597649)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: Shields Folk

well you've spoiled it now you boring sods


04 Nov 05 - 07:02 PM (#1597654)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: Peace

Your thread was in bad taste. Also, it belonged in BS ya twit.


04 Nov 05 - 07:05 PM (#1597656)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: number 6

Sick .... and shameful.

sIx


04 Nov 05 - 07:23 PM (#1597665)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: Shields Folk

yes I thought that of thatcher too


04 Nov 05 - 07:38 PM (#1597670)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: Richard Bridge

As I have said before, may she die slowly and in pain, and spend a long time in hell.

I will add now, I hope it is soon.


04 Nov 05 - 07:43 PM (#1597673)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: Shields Folk

When I was "caught out" by the good news I turned to my wife and said today is a good day, only to find I had been cruely tricked. But afterwards I thought it would be good to share that fleeting moment of satisfaction with the rest of you.


04 Nov 05 - 08:47 PM (#1597712)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: number 6

That's what I'm saying Shields ....tricked ... sick, and absolutely shameful.

sIx


04 Nov 05 - 08:48 PM (#1597713)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: Peace

Put the fooking thing in BS!


04 Nov 05 - 08:56 PM (#1597720)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: Shields Folk

tricked.........yes
sick......I was when I realised that it was a hoax
shameful........not a bit


04 Nov 05 - 11:11 PM (#1597808)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: GUEST,Frazer Irwin

She is a bad person (yes they do exist, sadly).
She ruined public services and ruined many lives, also.
However why did her advisers not suggest she get her teeth done sooner? Many think it was her mouth which finally drove her mad.

Frazer


05 Nov 05 - 03:50 AM (#1597869)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: Bunnahabhain

Can you lot ( ie those wishing her a painful death etc) please make your minds up, and come up with a concise list of those you hate, and confining all your pointless bitching about them to one thread? May I suggest 'Popular views of the Bush administration'

I'm Guessing Thacher, Regan, Bush (W) and Blair would proably be the top four. Any more?


05 Nov 05 - 04:27 AM (#1597882)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: Big Al Whittle

Tony...light of my life, fire of my loins.... a hate figure?

Yeh maybe you you've got a poiint.
still thi-ngs can only get better!


05 Nov 05 - 04:36 AM (#1597886)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: GUEST,the big man

so how do i put the link into an email?


05 Nov 05 - 04:49 AM (#1597889)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: Dave Hanson

As someone who hates Thatcher with a vengeance I found this ' joke '
very sick, it was also extremely funny.

eric


05 Nov 05 - 06:13 AM (#1597913)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: Stu

Ah well, put the champagne on ice for a while longer . . .


05 Nov 05 - 06:13 AM (#1597914)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: Paul Burke

If she does ever die, it won't be from a heart problem. She never had one.


05 Nov 05 - 07:22 AM (#1597935)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: George Papavgeris

Funny but sick - also, I wonder what her lawyers might make of such a thread in the public domain, should this come to their attention...

Oh well. But it was funny.


05 Nov 05 - 07:23 AM (#1597936)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: freda underhill

you got me. :-)


05 Nov 05 - 07:34 AM (#1597944)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: Tam the man

It's a pity that isn't true, I had all my flags out to have a party

I thought all my dreams had come true


05 Nov 05 - 07:38 AM (#1597946)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: greg stephens

Not the first time someone has pretended someone was dead on a Mudcat thread. A very extraordinary thing to do, in my opinion. It's hardly a clever hoax, naturally people will believe it if you say it. Very curious, the motivation, I can't really understand it at all. Is it meant to be funny? Or vindictive? It just doesnt seem to work for me.


05 Nov 05 - 09:04 AM (#1597984)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: Cllr

As an admirer of Thatcher I will confess to a being taken in for a few seconds until realising the adress shown wasn't BBC. I wasn't offended and my response might have provided a wry chuckle to the original poster not that he could have seen it. I think that greg has got the way of it in his last post I don't quite get the motivation behind it I certainly would not trust mudcat in future which is a shame as I check mudcat far more often than the BBC newspage. I am relieved that the thread title has been changed.

On a different note I do believe that anyone who wishes such ill harm on another living being can not be a very nice person. Such malice being bared in a community such as this is discordant to the general values expressed within my experience of the folk world. I think it says more about the poster than about the content of the posting. Cllr


05 Nov 05 - 09:11 AM (#1597987)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: GUEST

Sick and disgusting, but normal for this forum.


05 Nov 05 - 09:23 AM (#1597991)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: JennyO

Well, I didn't see this thread till now, after the title picked up the (not). Otherwise you'd have got me too. What a shame - still they say that life often imitates art, so maybe that will happen soon. One can always hope!

GUEST, the big man, just highlight the URL, right click and copy, then open up your email, right click again in the body of the email and paste. It will automatically become a link - at least that's what happens for me in Outlook Express. Do all the email systems work like that?


05 Nov 05 - 10:12 AM (#1598005)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: RichM

The English sense of humour (humor) has always been a mystery to me...I guess you have to be born to it!


05 Nov 05 - 10:18 AM (#1598010)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: GUEST

Hip Hip Hoo....oh never mind.


05 Nov 05 - 05:22 PM (#1598280)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: freda underhill

Through some cosmic fluke, Reagan, Thatcher, and Gorbachev all died on the same day. Off they went to the gates of Heaven. Peter, seeing that these were all VIPs, sent them straight off to the Almighty.

God, sitting on his throne, called up Reagan.

"Ronald, my son, what have you to say for yourself?"

"I tried to improve the US economy," replied Reagan, "and I did my best to benefit the nation."

"Very well, my son, come up and sit beside me at my right hand."

And so Reagan sat at his right.

God then called up Gorbachev.

"Mikhail, my son, what have you to say for yourself?"

"I tried to make Soviet society more open," replied Gorbachev, "and I did my best to improve the Soviet economy."

"Very well, my son, come up and sit beside me at my left hand."

And so Gorbachev sat at his left.

God then called up Thatcher.

"Margaret, my daughter, what have you to say for yourself?"

"Only two things," replied Thatcher. "First of all, I'm not your daughter. Secondly, get out of my chair!"


05 Nov 05 - 05:25 PM (#1598284)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: GUEST

Old joke about an old person, neither of whom have improved with age.


05 Nov 05 - 05:27 PM (#1598286)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: GUEST

Old joke about an old person, neither of which have improved with age.


05 Nov 05 - 05:28 PM (#1598287)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: freda underhill

ditto


06 Nov 05 - 01:38 AM (#1598494)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: GUEST,Boab

Hmmm---God isn't so fussy about whom he invites home after all?!?


06 Nov 05 - 05:30 AM (#1598525)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: Keef

WSWS : News & Analysis : South & Central America
Former British PM Thatcher calls for Pinochet's release
By our correspondent
23 October, 1998

Ex-Conservative prime minister Baroness Thatcher has written to the Times of London newspaper demanding that former dictator Augusto Pinochet to be allowed to return to Chile. She describes the general, who presided over the execution of thousands of his left-wing opponents, in glowing terms.

And our glorious leader "little Johny Howard " is in turn one of Maggies greatest fans.
Whoops must be careful lest I breach the new anti sedition laws.

Frankly my dear... I don't give a rat's arse


06 Nov 05 - 07:20 AM (#1598561)
Subject: RE: Obit: thatcher (not) dead
From: Liz the Squeak

Ah Ronnie and Maggie.. She promised to follow him to the end of the World.. he tried to arrange it for her.

LTS