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BS: I have 'BROADBAND' but.......

14 Nov 05 - 06:53 PM (#1605060)
Subject: BS: I have 'BROADBAND' but.......
From: GUEST,Paranoid Android

I have broad band but when I try to read "The mother of all threads" I just do not have the patience to wait for "download". So, who got the accolade of 10,000 th. subscriber?


14 Nov 05 - 06:56 PM (#1605064)
Subject: RE: BS: I have 'BROADBAND' but.......
From: Peace

I have 'BROADBAND'

My favourite is The Dixie Chicks.


14 Nov 05 - 06:59 PM (#1605065)
Subject: RE: BS: I have 'BROADBAND' but.......
From: Jeri

Peace, THWACK!!!

Marvin, click on the number, then start counting. (Or it would be easier to figure it out if you know each page is 50, and if you click on the 'd', you get the last bunch first.)


14 Nov 05 - 07:26 PM (#1605089)
Subject: RE: BS: I have 'BROADBAND' but.......
From: Joe Offer

Oy.
Please don't try viewing that thread all at once. On the Forum Menu, you'll notice that there is a "number of messages" entry for each thread. On long threads, that number becomes a blue clickable link - click on that link and the thread will load in segments. If you click on the "d" link after the number, it will load the thread in descending segments, with the newest message on top.
-Joe Offer-


14 Nov 05 - 07:37 PM (#1605101)
Subject: RE: BS: I have 'BROADBAND' but.......
From: Peace

"Peace, THWACK!!!"

Thank you. Usually I have to pay for that.

Now, I am gonna slink away because when I get in this kinda mood I always get in trouble. LOL


14 Nov 05 - 08:30 PM (#1605128)
Subject: RE: BS: I have 'BROADBAND' but.......
From: Cluin

Threads like that one and people trying to access the whole thing (or even the latest "page" of it) that slow things down around here.


14 Nov 05 - 08:59 PM (#1605159)
Subject: RE: BS: I have 'BROADBAND' but.......
From: Amos

Not that much. I have broadband, and when I hot the "d" button the MOAB pops up in less than ten seconds. IT is the nature of the MOAB to be ongoing so the real zone of interest is just the immediate boundary layer going into the future. No reason one 50-post page should take much longer than another.

A


14 Nov 05 - 09:13 PM (#1605168)
Subject: RE: BS: I have 'BROADBAND' but.......
From: Stilly River Sage

Cluin, those are fighting words! It doesn't slow Mudcat down any more than any other thread around here.

Just click on the number (to the right of the name of the thread) and then go to the last page, if loading from the "d" seems a little slow (though that will also only take you to the last 50 messages). And if you can't wait for it to load, relax, it was Little Hawk who scored it, wearing his Willam Shatner hat.

We're on a new tack now over at MOAB, so don't go in anywhere expecting it to be the same thing discussed over and over. Dip into a few pages and enjoy the repartee that quality BS engenders.

SRS


14 Nov 05 - 09:21 PM (#1605173)
Subject: RE: BS: I have 'BROADBAND' but.......
From: Cluin

Server's gotta search through the MB database and compile the last page worth of posts in a thread. When the thread is that long, the process takes longer. Multiply that by a large number of people trying to access the same process and gou've got slowdown, people. Right here in River City.


14 Nov 05 - 09:22 PM (#1605175)
Subject: RE: BS: I have 'BROADBAND' but.......
From: Cluin

And that poor hamster's gettin' awful long in the tooth.


15 Nov 05 - 07:52 AM (#1605391)
Subject: RE: BS: I have 'BROADBAND' but.......
From: Mr Red

I wouldn't know - I must be one of the rare breed never to have bothered...................................

Ducks and runs fer cover


15 Nov 05 - 11:17 AM (#1605520)
Subject: RE: BS: I have 'BROADBAND' but.......
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

We'll hide together Mr Red. I've not been there either.

Life's too short............

Don T.