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20 Nov 05 - 09:55 PM (#1609857) Subject: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Bee-dubya-ell In an attempt to avoid information overload, I've prepared this short list of things I absolutely do not need to know. Please don't provide the answers as they would just be more mental baggage I'd have to carry around. 1) How to get to Toledo, Ohio. 2) How to tune a sackbut. 4) William Shatner's preferred reading material while taking a dump. 5) Anything at all about Paris Hilton. |
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20 Nov 05 - 10:03 PM (#1609866) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Stilly River Sage I bet you don't need driving instructions to Crawford, Texas, either. That's another one to check off the list. SRS |
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20 Nov 05 - 11:12 PM (#1609915) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Rapparee I can tell you how William Shatner tunes a sackbut in Toledo, Ohio while taking a dump at the Paris Hilton. |
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20 Nov 05 - 11:15 PM (#1609918) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: wysiwyg Sagbutt, you mean. ~S~ |
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20 Nov 05 - 11:17 PM (#1609921) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Rapparee Yeah, a medieval trombone. |
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20 Nov 05 - 11:19 PM (#1609923) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: wysiwyg And tuned a tad flat. ~S~ |
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20 Nov 05 - 11:20 PM (#1609924) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: wysiwyg ... and where the slide can go down OK but can't quite get... all the way.... back... up. ~S~ |
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20 Nov 05 - 11:36 PM (#1609934) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: pdq These are four things I definitely do not need to know: 1) Prince's opinions on the geo-political ramifications from the creation of the State of Israel. 2) Michael Jackson's assessment of the male's responsibility as a role model. 3) Madonna's favorite flavor of douche. 4) Hillary Clinton's opinion on anything. |
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21 Nov 05 - 12:02 AM (#1609939) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: GUEST,Hillary Clinton And these are four I don't need to know: 1. pdq's favorite flavour of ice cream. 2. His sign. 3. His sexual history, meager as it no doubt is. 4. His opinion on anything. |
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21 Nov 05 - 12:52 AM (#1609950) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Stilly River Sage BWL might be interested in the price of a pound of spatulas. |
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21 Nov 05 - 01:02 AM (#1609957) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Amos I would like to know what viruses do when they are not busy being viral. And where dust comes from. I'd like to know where the time goes. I'd also like to know how the world keeps getting put back the next morning, and the Key to Good Sleep. Among other things. A |
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21 Nov 05 - 01:27 AM (#1609963) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Cluin Amos, 1. sleep 2. you (more specifically, your body and everybody elses) 3. Orillia, Ontario 4. Faster-Than-Light gremlins 5. liquor That'll be 25 cents please. |
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21 Nov 05 - 02:16 AM (#1609976) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: The Fooles Troupe How about 5 for a dollar? |
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21 Nov 05 - 02:46 AM (#1609983) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: alanabit 1. What is in fashion this year. 2. Who are the most biggest selling recording artists. 3. Anything at all about Michael Jackson. 4. The facts about anyone's sex life except my own. |
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21 Nov 05 - 09:09 AM (#1610152) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Rapparee 1. Anything in "People" magazine. 2. Anything in the so-called newspapers sold at supermarket checkouts. 3. Anything about Donald Rumsfeld's or Dicky Cheney's love life. 4. Anything about J Lo, Britney Spears, Bobby Brown, and similar types of people. |
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21 Nov 05 - 09:31 AM (#1610164) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Amos Rapaire, I don't think you have to worry much about number 3 -- it's an oxymoron. A |
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21 Nov 05 - 09:44 AM (#1610168) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Bee-dubya-ell I just realized that the list in my original post is labeled 1,2,4,5, omitting #3. That means there are 5 things I don't need to know, not 4, but I can't remember what the third one is. This is worrisome. I would say it might cause me to lose sleep, but it's morning and I'm wide awake. Perhaps it will cause me to lose wake. |
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21 Nov 05 - 10:26 AM (#1610200) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Wesley S Perhaps you don't need to know what the contents of #3 are. |
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21 Nov 05 - 10:41 AM (#1610207) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Amos BWL, I think what happened is that you and Rapaire experienced a thought-form domain collision, causing him to include your number 3 in his list, and to make it oxymoronic so as to not to have a catastrophic impact on cognitive space-time frameworks. So it is not a problem. A |
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21 Nov 05 - 11:20 AM (#1610223) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: TheBigPinkLad 1. The address of Donald Trump's barber 2. The chemical composition of Brylcreme 3. What dying feels like 4. What wine goes best with chicken feet |
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21 Nov 05 - 12:13 PM (#1610264) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Bill D the list of things I specifically need to NOT know is large, though limited. The list of things I just don't need to know is infinite. Thus, I will not begin it. |
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21 Nov 05 - 12:18 PM (#1610269) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Bunnahabhain Who, What, Where and Why. That wide enough? |
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21 Nov 05 - 12:27 PM (#1610277) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Bill D what about When & How? |
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21 Nov 05 - 12:34 PM (#1610287) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: pdq I think When & How are still working. Lounge act, probably down there is Las Vegas. Yep, that's it. Working the cheap spots in Vegas. |
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21 Nov 05 - 01:41 PM (#1610379) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: frogprince 1.Pat Robertson's opinion about oral sex. (Unfortunately, I accidentally read it once..) 2.Pat Robertson's opinion about anything else. 3.How Timothy LeHaye believes the world will end. (As I've noted before, he can kiss my Left Behind.) 4.Who, or what, Paris Hilton is sleeping with. |
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21 Nov 05 - 03:00 PM (#1610435) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Bill D "sleeping with"????? Bubba is being tried for statutory rape: Judge- "Did you sleep with this girl, Bubba?" Bubba - "Not a wink, your honor." |
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21 Nov 05 - 08:33 PM (#1610712) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: The Fooles Troupe Judge: Case Dismissed! |
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21 Nov 05 - 08:43 PM (#1610721) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: nosluap57 1. My brother-in-law's current reason he hates Bush. 2. How many eels it takes to fill a hovercraft. 3. The price of tea in China. 4. Why Harry Potter is so popular. |
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21 Nov 05 - 09:26 PM (#1610764) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: John O'L Pat Robertson has an opinion about oral sex? I didn't need to know that. |
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21 Nov 05 - 09:47 PM (#1610786) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: SINSULL Poor man. He will probably go to hell for thinking about oral sex while forming an opinion. I do remember sneaking a peak at a book about sex designed for practicing Catholics. Mom had it hidden in the closet. Oral sex was OK as long as actual ejaculation took place in the vagina. Ejaculation any place else was a sure ticket to hell. Now...if Pat Robertson is (as I suspect) against oral sex, he will be forced to spend eternity with a whole bunch of Catholics who tried it and didn't move in time. As well as with Bill Clinton who didn't believe it was sex at all. Ironic! |
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21 Nov 05 - 09:57 PM (#1610797) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: frogprince Dear brother Pat's opinion was that decent people probably shouldn't do it, since gay people do it a lot. I don't know if he had been watching a lot of gay people, but I'm sure it's true if he says so... |
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21 Nov 05 - 10:38 PM (#1610822) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Bee-dubya-ell Nah! The reason Pat Robertson is against oral sex is because he thought it meant having sex with Oral Roberts. And Pat would never even consider having sex with Oral. Jimmy Swaggart gives much better blow jobs. |
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22 Nov 05 - 01:56 AM (#1610924) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: The Fooles Troupe Too Much Information! |
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22 Nov 05 - 02:06 AM (#1610928) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Cluin Too late. It's in there now. That's the trouble with thinking about things you don't need to know. You end up knowing far more about them than you should. |
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22 Nov 05 - 05:48 AM (#1611003) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Liz the Squeak Brain overload! Brain overload!! Help me!!!! LTS |
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22 Nov 05 - 09:20 AM (#1611120) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Amos Throw the power switch. You don't need the wetware anyway. A |
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22 Nov 05 - 09:44 AM (#1611143) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Bunnahabhain The UK sea areas in order.. The best way to cook grasshoppers. Anything in text-speak. Why bagpipes. |
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22 Nov 05 - 09:54 AM (#1611152) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Amos 1. Who IS the Little Man Behind the Curtain? 2. Do Munchkins "do it"? 3. Can the Tin Man ever have children? 4. Where do people like Dick "Dick" Cheney and George "W" Bush come from? A |
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22 Nov 05 - 10:00 AM (#1611159) Subject: RE: BS: 4 Things I Don't Need to Know From: Cluin Trick questions. They all have the same answer. |