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BS: Got nothing useful to say?

21 Nov 05 - 10:47 AM (#1610210)
Subject: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: GUEST,Eddie the Masticator

Got nothing useful to say? Then post here. This is your thread. Waste your own time and other people's time too by rambling on pointlessly right here in this useless thread. Feel the warmth of meeting minds with other people like yourself who also have nothing useful to say.

Go to it.


21 Nov 05 - 11:51 AM (#1610252)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace

"Got nothing useful to say?"

Damn right I don't. I'll tell ya about it later. All of it.


21 Nov 05 - 11:54 AM (#1610255)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Cluin

Got the whole damn internet for that. What makes you think we needed a special thread here for it?


21 Nov 05 - 11:58 AM (#1610259)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Bunnahabhain

See MOAB!


21 Nov 05 - 12:21 PM (#1610271)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Sorcha

Nothing useful.


21 Nov 05 - 12:29 PM (#1610283)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Bill D

nichts nützlich


21 Nov 05 - 12:38 PM (#1610293)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: bobad

Yes


21 Nov 05 - 12:47 PM (#1610301)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: number 6

no


21 Nov 05 - 01:00 PM (#1610318)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: lady penelope

Maybe


21 Nov 05 - 01:09 PM (#1610336)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Rapparee

It depends upon how you define "nothing" and "useful".


21 Nov 05 - 01:12 PM (#1610343)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Beer

Forgot what I was going to say...


21 Nov 05 - 02:02 PM (#1610395)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: GUEST,Moron with a message

If we could all just pull together. Maximize and prioritize. Spend some quality time with our loved ones. Whaddya think?


21 Nov 05 - 02:02 PM (#1610396)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace

'It depends upon how you define "nothing" and "useful".'

True, Rapaire. I think we require something more easily defined, like, "What IS folk music?" or "Why do some farts smell more than others?" Or, why do we say that farts smell when they don't? They stink. GO, OILERS, GO!


21 Nov 05 - 02:08 PM (#1610404)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Georgiansilver

Saying that I have nothing useful to say here could be useful...to others perhaps...so I will not say it!
Best wishes, Mike.


21 Nov 05 - 02:47 PM (#1610423)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace

Glad ya didn't say that--whatever it was you didn't say.


21 Nov 05 - 03:54 PM (#1610472)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Little Hawk

You don't say...


21 Nov 05 - 04:07 PM (#1610482)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Donuel

helllo friinds this is Earrnest Angely. Lets discusss the details of Crohnes disease...in detail.
Don't forget...
Tune to local community channel 6 and place your aflicted area agaainst the TV for our healing at 9:12 AM every Sunday.


21 Nov 05 - 04:10 PM (#1610487)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: gnu


21 Nov 05 - 04:11 PM (#1610491)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: GUEST

"'It depends upon how you define "nothing" and "useful"."

There's always someone in the group that will question.

Geeesh!

sIx :)


21 Nov 05 - 04:28 PM (#1610504)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Tannywheeler

Define "Geeesh!"                   Tw


21 Nov 05 - 04:54 PM (#1610518)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: LilyFestre

I hate canned peas!!!!!

Michelle


21 Nov 05 - 05:36 PM (#1610558)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace

I ate canned peas, too.


21 Nov 05 - 05:41 PM (#1610565)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: SINSULL

Not nearly as offensive as the peed cans available at a local store when his cat was naughty.


21 Nov 05 - 05:48 PM (#1610574)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Seiri Omaar

There are sober men in plenty....


21 Nov 05 - 05:51 PM (#1610582)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Useful? The usefulness of the most enlightened comment ever made by a human being pales in comparison to that of the simple can-opener.


21 Nov 05 - 05:52 PM (#1610584)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace

. . .or spatula.


21 Nov 05 - 06:38 PM (#1610613)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Liz the Squeak

Or bottle opener....


LTS


21 Nov 05 - 06:42 PM (#1610616)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace

What are the odds, I ask you?


21 Nov 05 - 06:55 PM (#1610627)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: LilyFestre

Just Because


21 Nov 05 - 06:59 PM (#1610631)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: LilyFestre

Oh wait, Brucie was talking about SPATULAS!


21 Nov 05 - 07:04 PM (#1610634)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace

Gawd. Usually I have to PAY for that.


21 Nov 05 - 07:26 PM (#1610652)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: LilyFestre

Oh hey Brucie, I found your wallet the other day.....thought you might want your cash back.

Here's your cash


21 Nov 05 - 07:40 PM (#1610670)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace

Some things just ain't worth the price of admission.


21 Nov 05 - 07:58 PM (#1610683)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Kaleea

If you can't say something kind & helpful, then say everything else that you can think of!


21 Nov 05 - 11:18 PM (#1610849)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: frogprince

Too much of nothin', can turn a man into a liar;
Idt can cause one man to sleep on nails, another man to eat fire...


21 Nov 05 - 11:35 PM (#1610865)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Metchosin

Nothin ain't worth nuthin but its free


22 Nov 05 - 03:57 AM (#1610958)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Cluin

Farts... everybody laughs at them even though they're not particularly funny.

They're kinda like Jay Leno.


22 Nov 05 - 01:26 PM (#1611345)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Mr Red

I hate canopies


22 Nov 05 - 01:35 PM (#1611351)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Stilly River Sage

Canopies or canapes?

And MOAB isn't "nothing." It's "BS," and there is a huge difference!


22 Nov 05 - 01:37 PM (#1611355)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: number 6

I thought it was a 'can of peas'

sIx


22 Nov 05 - 01:55 PM (#1611369)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: GUEST

Bigger'n shit!


22 Nov 05 - 01:58 PM (#1611372)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace

Manure Pile Buttress in Yosemite.

If that's the buttress just imagine the pile!


22 Nov 05 - 02:36 PM (#1611401)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace

"Got nothing useful to say?"

Yes, I don't.


22 Nov 05 - 03:19 PM (#1611440)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: gnu

That's what I didn't say.


22 Nov 05 - 03:49 PM (#1611463)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson's Bodyless Mind

Air America radio does this format every day.


22 Nov 05 - 04:07 PM (#1611474)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Georgiansilver

Canopies, who said canopies? Re your earlier post Peace.
I ate canned pea stew!


22 Nov 05 - 04:24 PM (#1611486)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: lady penelope

And now over to Bob for the cross town traffic report..........(thop, thop, thop.....)


22 Nov 05 - 06:39 PM (#1611541)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Cluin

Tits aren't everything. Unless they're really big.


22 Nov 05 - 06:59 PM (#1611551)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Little Hawk

In which case they are more than enough.


22 Nov 05 - 07:28 PM (#1611573)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace

Beautiful pair of tits here.


22 Nov 05 - 07:29 PM (#1611574)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace

And a couple of cocks for the ladies.


22 Nov 05 - 07:35 PM (#1611579)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Little Hawk

How come the first link is "forbidden"?


22 Nov 05 - 07:39 PM (#1611582)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace

http://k43.pbase.com/u34/derekslater/large/41348282.Birds0085copy.jpg

Pair of birds. Who knows?


22 Nov 05 - 07:43 PM (#1611586)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace

Google that if the first link doesn't work.


22 Nov 05 - 08:17 PM (#1611613)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Metchosin

Here's a pair of blue tits for you. Perky little buggers, aren't they?


22 Nov 05 - 08:31 PM (#1611622)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace

Their the ones I was trying to link to. Thanks, Metchosin.


22 Nov 05 - 08:32 PM (#1611623)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Peace

Can't believe I did that. They're . . . . . . . .

Gawd, the shame of it all.


22 Nov 05 - 10:08 PM (#1611702)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: Cluin

Forgiveness and blessing.


22 Nov 05 - 10:34 PM (#1611721)
Subject: RE: BS: Got nothing useful to say?
From: number 6

good one(s) Cluin !

sIx