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BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread

21 Nov 05 - 06:29 PM (#1610603)
Subject: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: khandu

One of the many reasons I'd recommend it is because it has a fresh, stimulating aroma to it, rather than the stale, fetid odor coming from many of the other musty, moldy threads. It is quite refreshing, much as when I spray my boxers with Spring Floral Scented Febreeze.

However, there are more reasons that this thread should be awarded the khandu Certificate of Worthiness and Sealion of Approval. Perhaps the more obvious reason is this; each response is contained in its own separate spot, therefore, each response can be a world unto itself. As mine smells strongly of Spring Floral Febreeze, anyone else's can smell of whatever one chooses!!!!! Or, if you wish, it may have no smell at all!!!

Try it for yourself! You'll see what I mean!

There are more reasons for recommendation, but I shall not disclose them all in this, my opening statement.


21 Nov 05 - 06:33 PM (#1610605)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: Peace

Here ya go.


21 Nov 05 - 06:36 PM (#1610609)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: Liz the Squeak

Cos it's short?

LTS


21 Nov 05 - 06:49 PM (#1610620)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: LilyFestre

I'm picturing this:

Khandu's Shorts

And how about these for Brucie?

Brucie Being Patriotic While In The US


Michelle


21 Nov 05 - 07:14 PM (#1610640)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: Little Hawk

Is that the younger William Shatner in the shorts?


21 Nov 05 - 07:20 PM (#1610644)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: GUEST

I admire it's cheeky little way of transporting you to a balmy summer evening, somewhere verdant and alive with bird song. The heady perfume of the rose garden hugs the faint warming breeze. The fragrance is both sweet and sensual. I breathe life into this thread.


21 Nov 05 - 07:50 PM (#1610680)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: CarolC

I'd recommend it because you started it, it's yours, I haven't seen you in a long time, and I was wondering if maybe your fingers had been damaged in a tragic, championship ballroom dancing mishap. Glad to see you're ok!


21 Nov 05 - 07:59 PM (#1610684)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe

Because I'm a Foole?


21 Nov 05 - 08:10 PM (#1610692)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: khandu

Carol the Sailor has provided an excellent segue into another grand reason why I recommend this thread. Ballroom Dancing!!
You see, the box I am typing this message in is quite large. In fact, I, khandu, have just waltzed my lucky wife around the perimiter of this message box. Soon, we shall rhumba rigorously in the confines of this box and, amazingly, have plenty of room to do it!!

BTW, since this thread has attracted Carol the C and her ilk, that gives reason for an even more boisterous recommendation!!


21 Nov 05 - 10:54 PM (#1610835)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell

This thread is excellent for removing those nasty persistent skid-marks from one's underwear.


21 Nov 05 - 11:04 PM (#1610840)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: GUEST,Martin Gibson

I do not reccommend this thread and insist on one of better quality.


21 Nov 05 - 11:05 PM (#1610841)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: Peace

I would recommend this thread because there is a dissenting voice.


21 Nov 05 - 11:26 PM (#1610856)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: Metchosin

I would recommend this thread because blue's nice.


21 Nov 05 - 11:27 PM (#1610858)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: Peace

The lady's right about that.


21 Nov 05 - 11:33 PM (#1610863)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: Peace

Thread drift. This photograph is beautiful.


21 Nov 05 - 11:40 PM (#1610870)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: frogprince

Where'd ya get that, Bruce? Do you know if it's a manipulation, or if someone actually managed to catch that as a "straight" shot?


21 Nov 05 - 11:47 PM (#1610873)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: Peace

Dean, if you right click the photo and go to properties, it will give you the site it's from (I think). Google that.


21 Nov 05 - 11:48 PM (#1610876)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: Peace

Sorry. That doesn't work. I'll go look and get back to ya.


21 Nov 05 - 11:50 PM (#1610878)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: Peace

3rd random public photo thread - DPChallenge Forums

Got it from there. Some other good ones on it also.


21 Nov 05 - 11:53 PM (#1610881)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: frogprince

Forbidden,... don't have permission to enter...on this server.


22 Nov 05 - 12:07 AM (#1610888)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell

You can print multiple copies of this thread and keep them around for the next time you run out of toilet paper.


22 Nov 05 - 09:13 AM (#1611117)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: gnu

The creativity of the mind is infinite. Given no boundaries in the initial post, imagination shall take us anywhere... even nowhere... endlessly. A true bullshit thread.


22 Nov 05 - 09:33 AM (#1611127)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: bobad

Because it goes right to the heart of the matter.


22 Nov 05 - 11:16 AM (#1611232)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: Peace

Yep.


22 Nov 05 - 11:21 AM (#1611238)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: MMario

khandu - Mom is gonna be so disappointed in you when she notices this. We're trying hard to keep her distracted, but you know she is gonna notice sooner or later.


22 Nov 05 - 05:54 PM (#1611519)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: khandu

MMario, I was counting heavily upon you & other committed Moabites to keep Mom diverted, distracted & diffused whilst I consorted with swans of a different faith! Was my trust misplaced??


22 Nov 05 - 06:27 PM (#1611533)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: CarolC

LOL

Hiding, are you, from the unquiet spirits born of your own MOAB thread, khandu? Who would have thought it would come to this, and where will it all end?


22 Nov 05 - 08:13 PM (#1611610)
Subject: RE: BS: Why You'd Recommend This Thread
From: khandu

"Oh, cruel are the twists of fate,
Bitter are the lees of sweet wine.
The Mother, whom I labored to beget;
No longer may I call her mine."


Harry Lee Wigley from "Women Who Spit" (1899)