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BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?

30 Nov 05 - 09:45 PM (#1617712)
Subject: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll

To 'ell wif the bleedin' South Americans and Dagoes and them lot! They are way overrited when it comes to good old-fashioned sex appeal loik us Brits 'ave when we gets goin'! I'll tell you wot I fancy in a man...a nice set o' trousers wot is well tailored, a sober sports jacket and tie, and a stiff upper lip wot barely conceals the fact that 'e is a towering mountain of desire when 'e gets a gal be'ind closed doors. Roight! You want to find yourself a good solid British bloke wot puts 'is trousers on one side at a time and loiks 'is Guinness and 'is pub time. A man wot votes solid for the party of 'is choice and don't sway to the wind ever time it blows. Not a bleedin' Communist radical or someone wot wears a Hawaiian shirt! And not some slippery beggar wif a heavy tan and sunglasses!

As for British WOMEN! Well...I could say a lot about 'ow frightfully sexy, ravishing, and to'ally irresistible a good British woman is when she chooses to be...But I would not want to be accused of boastin', not me.

The facts are plain. The British are damn sexy, more sexy than the French will ever be because the French women don't shave their body 'air. Disgustin', that's wot it is! No wonder Boney lost the bleedin' war.

Now, De Gaulle, 'e was middlin' sexy...but only middlin'. Not near as sexy as our lads.


30 Nov 05 - 09:47 PM (#1617713)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Once Famous

American women are much sexier. They smell better and do not talk like they have a mouth full of rocks.


30 Nov 05 - 09:54 PM (#1617724)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll

Just my luck. The first response comes not from a 'uman bein' at all, but from some kind of invertebrite creature wot lurks at the bottom of a mud'ole.


30 Nov 05 - 09:54 PM (#1617725)
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From: Bill D

...rocks? Oh....I thought you said....


never mind...

(EVERY country has fascinating, sexy people...if you know how to look.
I think the Brits have some edge because they keep outward appearances so relatively quiet and demure..(well, most of them...I do know the exceptions. ☺).....


30 Nov 05 - 09:54 PM (#1617727)
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From: GUEST,Observer

Wot makes the British so SEXY?

Well, I'll ask the sexiest Brit on Mudcat.

Wot's the answer, LTS ?????


30 Nov 05 - 10:04 PM (#1617742)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko

I think it has something to do with all the fog and rain. You can't see very well in it!

(ducking for cover)


30 Nov 05 - 10:15 PM (#1617753)
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From: Cluin

Islanders. They're all a little insane.

And horny.


30 Nov 05 - 11:44 PM (#1617805)
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From: frogprince

I have to admit that, on the average, British women may be sexier.
       It's really just that Diana Rigg does for that average what
       Bill Gates does for the average income in the U>S.


30 Nov 05 - 11:46 PM (#1617808)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST

Wot makes the British so SEXY?

Any guy that hasn't been laid in ten years.


01 Dec 05 - 12:04 AM (#1617816)
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From: Skivee

Speaking for myself....uh...I'd have to say it's the teeth


01 Dec 05 - 02:25 AM (#1617858)
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From: alanabit

As long as they are soaked properly overnight...


01 Dec 05 - 03:40 AM (#1617865)
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From: GUEST,Fullerton

........ in Cillit Bang


01 Dec 05 - 04:07 AM (#1617876)
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From: GUEST,noddy

do you mean other than me and what I have to offer!!!


01 Dec 05 - 04:19 AM (#1617887)
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From: Liz the Squeak

Gosh.... well..... erm......

Thanks for making my day Observer, that makes 2 people!

I just don't know why I'm so irresistable... maybe it's my amply proportioned physique suggesting a comfortable, nay, bouncy time; my warm and caring personality or the fact that I'm a cheap date.....

LTS


01 Dec 05 - 04:22 AM (#1617893)
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From: John O'L

Lots of alcohol


01 Dec 05 - 07:54 AM (#1618013)
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From: Mr Red

The weather - why dya thunk we talks about it so much.


01 Dec 05 - 08:37 AM (#1618047)
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From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

Furiously searches for Liz's profile. Damnation, have to wait till I get home. Calculates blood flow against ambient temperature. Sod it, lost again!

From the sexiest man living on my boat at the moment, checks in mirror. %$**)£! hell!!


01 Dec 05 - 08:39 AM (#1618049)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,saulgoldie

Sexier than all the rest? Beg to differ. We are ALL sexy, women, men, everyone in between, of all continents, all shapes and sizes, weights, and races. Humans are just plain SEXY! What gets us all confused is that SOME of our group work dilligently to repress that sexuality. And that skews the equation.


01 Dec 05 - 08:40 AM (#1618051)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll

Cor! Ain't that the trufe. I'm glad to see some sense creepin' into this discussion now that Martin-bloody-Gibson 'as crawled off to 'is nasty 'ole again.


01 Dec 05 - 08:50 AM (#1618064)
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From: Rapparee

Mrs. Whatnoll, I'm very much afraid that you have asked the wrong question.

Correctly worded, the question would be "Wot makes Rapaire so SEXY?" or even "Wot make Rapaire so very irresistably SEXY?"


01 Dec 05 - 08:55 AM (#1618071)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Little Hawk

Rapaire? Hmm. Well, my guess is that it's those little red shoes he wears. Yeah, that's gotta be it.

I want to put in another very firm vote for Diana Rigg. She alone could tip the worldwide balance of sexiness decisively in Britain's favour.


01 Dec 05 - 08:56 PM (#1618142)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: robomatic

"There's a penguin on the telly!"


01 Dec 05 - 08:56 PM (#1618143)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: frogprince

And when you also consider that the U.S. is stuck with Paris and Britney, trying so hard but actually pulling down our average badly...


01 Dec 05 - 09:20 PM (#1618151)
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From: Biskit

It's Ticking!!!!


01 Dec 05 - 09:34 PM (#1618157)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rapparee

Yes, indeed, Diana Rigg. My vote for an incredibly sexy British lady. Nonetheless....


01 Dec 05 - 11:37 PM (#1618224)
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From: Thomas the Rhymer

Intelligence, reflection, and exquisite composure... Dignity, self denial, and character...

Like, say... Juliet Aubrey!

ttr...;^)


02 Dec 05 - 05:55 AM (#1618322)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie

Wot Olive reely meens is wy r Scots so sexxy. Let em start u orf wiv a phew eggsamples.

Sean Connery
Ewan McGregor
John MacKenzie [Whit dae ye mean he's auld, so's Sean?]

I rest me satchel.

G. ☺


02 Dec 05 - 09:09 AM (#1618458)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Mr Red

The British make the best lovers then. Its official.













But the Japanese can make 'em smaller and cheaper.


02 Dec 05 - 09:20 AM (#1618473)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Rod Stewart

Wot makes the Brish so Sexy? Me, I do.


02 Dec 05 - 09:20 AM (#1618474)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Rapparee

Oh, fer...the question is, "What makes me so sexy?" And I don't feel the need to wear a skirt or eat dead haggises or walk around with a knife in my socks or wear plaid all the time or anything like that. Just be myself, a simple inhabitant of the American West, like this here fella. Only I'm much better looking and I rarely pack a six-gun (I prefer a cell phone.)


02 Dec 05 - 09:57 AM (#1618507)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: MuddleC

why, you colonials haven't mentioned our 'wunnerful aksens'.......

(this doesn't include gordie/cockerny/mancunian/brum...)



...I'll swap you a Kate Rusby for a Heather Locklear.....aaaaaaaarrrggggglllllllllhhhhhh......locklear!......

..no, make that the entire female cast of East End Coronation Byker Hill, I've decided you're not worthy for KR

(these foreigners think Nora Batty is sexy.......)


02 Dec 05 - 11:17 AM (#1618559)
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From: Georgiansilver

Nothing 'MAKES' us sexy...we just are!


02 Dec 05 - 11:21 AM (#1618563)
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From: Rapparee

That's what I've been saying! I just are, I mean am!


02 Dec 05 - 11:43 AM (#1618601)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

Mrs Whatnoll ,or Olive (if I may make so bold), might we please ask if you had anyone in particular in mind when raising your original question or it just Englishmen in general.

Discuss, using keyboards, computers and the interwibblythingy with the electrical string attachments.


02 Dec 05 - 01:01 PM (#1618668)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: TheBigPinkLad

Excellent samples of Sexy Little Britons here:

WARNING: Well, you've been warned.


02 Dec 05 - 01:26 PM (#1618687)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll

Well, Mingulay, I regard meself as a bit of an expert on sex appeal. I 'ave spent most of me life perusin' the movie magazines and the British tabloid press, and I am married to a man wot is a rare sexual athlete, given the fact that 'e outweighs most full-grown cattle. That's me Eddie. 'E's a right tiger, 'e is, even though we was briefly exstranged over the parrot controversy. We are now livin' in domestic bliss again. The parrot got bought by some rich toff, and I 'ope it is now dead.


02 Dec 05 - 01:36 PM (#1618695)
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From: GUEST

No time to post here - two nights of beating off rampant totty at ceilidhs coming up.


02 Dec 05 - 01:37 PM (#1618696)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Folkiedave

I just don't know why I'm so irresistable... maybe it's my amply proportioned physique suggesting a comfortable, nay, bouncy time; my warm and caring personality or the fact that I'm a cheap date.....


I believe the phrase is "Built for comfort rather than speed!!"

And cheap?...........inexpensive surely.......

Dave


02 Dec 05 - 01:38 PM (#1618699)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: MuddleC

...yes, a Norweigan Blue ....beautiful plumage.
I bought it ....from a pet shop ...in Bolton... but there was something wrong with it....


-should I take it back?


02 Dec 05 - 01:39 PM (#1618701)
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From: Cluin

Oh, behave!


02 Dec 05 - 02:06 PM (#1618715)
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From: John MacKenzie

No fun in that!
G.


02 Dec 05 - 02:26 PM (#1618732)
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From: GUEST

They aren't stuck with their own spouses at folk festivals.


03 Dec 05 - 08:40 AM (#1619217)
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From: danensis

I quite enjoyed sex with my spouse at Folk Festivals, she wasn't worrying about her job, her garden, or what we were having for dinner.


03 Dec 05 - 09:20 AM (#1619240)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: SINSULL

Is Hyacinth Bucket (it's pronounced bouquet) sexy? How about Margaret Thatcher?
They have Tony Blair; the US has...never mind.


03 Dec 05 - 09:29 AM (#1619248)
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From: Georgiansilver

My Ex used to love talking to me during a good session of love making....she even phoned me from Hong Kong once!


03 Dec 05 - 03:19 PM (#1619419)
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From: GUEST

That's half the crew. The other halfs off with someone elses.


03 Dec 05 - 05:08 PM (#1619478)
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From: Little Hawk

Hyacinth Bucket never seems to lack for interested suitors. They keep showing up. Mind you, that doesn't speak well for the sanity of British men! Her husband was clearly out of his mind when he married her, and mostly in a daze after that, wondering what the hell happened. I can relate to that.


04 Dec 05 - 09:06 AM (#1619756)
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From: Georgiansilver

Brit or no Brit.....sexiness is surely something that is in the eye of the holder (or is it beholder?)


04 Dec 05 - 02:35 PM (#1619880)
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From: Liz the Squeak

eye of the beholder, hand of the holder (or mouth if you're doing it right)

LTS


04 Dec 05 - 03:54 PM (#1619915)
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From: GUEST

Doesnt take long to find the gutter.


04 Dec 05 - 04:42 PM (#1619926)
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From: John MacKenzie

We were down there looking for you Guest, and voila here you are, good guess wasn't it?
G.


04 Dec 05 - 04:43 PM (#1619927)
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From: Georgiansilver

Very astute Guest! guess you've been there then or are still there.


04 Dec 05 - 04:53 PM (#1619935)
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From: Richard Bridge

It is the voice. Only the English speak properly, and not many of them at that.

Some Scottish accents can be tolerated.

It is the music of repression. The perfect (female) example is not Diana Rigg, but Joanna Lumley. In comparison Rula Lenska is a poor impersonation. For male voices, think Prince Charles or Brian Sewell.

And repression is the pressure cooker of sex.

The different repressions of Ireland, Italy, America - simply do not carry the tune.


04 Dec 05 - 04:58 PM (#1619937)
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From: Peace

I think it's the way they 'old their tea cups--with the little finger sticking out. I assume it's the little finger. We don't 'ave tea cups in Canader. We 'ave litte finers though. And they sometimes stick out.


04 Dec 05 - 05:03 PM (#1619939)
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From: Peace

And the accents. Things like, "'ey, 'ow's yer arse?" or "'ey, guv, give us a fag will yuh?" Yep. It's the language for sure.


04 Dec 05 - 05:11 PM (#1619945)
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From: Peace

Or the fingers.


04 Dec 05 - 05:29 PM (#1619964)
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From: Richard Bridge

Hmm, Peace, not been here recently then?


04 Dec 05 - 05:36 PM (#1619968)
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From: Peace

Never been there. One of my goals in life--to go Britain and Ireland. Likely won't ever happen, but it's a goal anyway.


04 Dec 05 - 06:51 PM (#1619994)
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From: Liz the Squeak

Peace, there's a bed here for you if you do make it over..... I even have teacups....

LTS


04 Dec 05 - 09:02 PM (#1620085)
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From: Peace

Thank you for the kind thought.


04 Dec 05 - 10:29 PM (#1620137)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll

Cor! Wot a brazen proposition, Liz! I 'ope you ain't of the married disposition loik I am, and if you are, then I 'opes your 'usband ain't readin' this 'ere fread. If 'e is, 'e's going to be right upset wif you! This Peace lad, 'e's a bit of all right, I'm sure, but I'd not be offerin' me bed to 'im sight unseen even if I was single and fancy free. No indeed. I was brought up in 'Ull by decent God-fearin' folk. Not them rich toffs neither, but 'ard-workin' British middle class. The kind wot beat Jerry in the Blitz.

And you'll not attract 'im by sayin' you 'ave "teacups", pity's sakes! They must be tiny. I've got D cups, and I ain't ashamed to say it. If I was you, girl, I'd look into gettin' some of them implants. It's never too late, and it's money well spent in my opinion.


05 Dec 05 - 09:00 AM (#1620341)
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From: Georgiansilver

I guess Guest Olive Whatnoll has to be male (or tranny at least).
Even I know how the 'cup sizes work!


05 Dec 05 - 09:06 AM (#1620346)
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From: John MacKenzie

(a)( b)( C ) ( D )( E ) by the time you gets to T Olive you'll 'ave trouble pickin' yourself off the floor.
G ☺
Udder has a double D


05 Dec 05 - 09:15 AM (#1620355)
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From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

Guest, some of us don't need to find the gutter for we never left it in the first place. My own personal view from my own crisply carved piece of granite, none of that pre-cast concrete stuff for me. I'm a gent I am.


05 Dec 05 - 10:24 AM (#1620412)
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From: Liz the Squeak

Ar, Missus Wotnoll, I be one o' they there workin' claases meself you. Born and bred wi'in a stones throw o' God's Wunnerful Railway and the old Slow and Dirty. Me Granfer were workin' the varm durin the day and watchin out vor Jerry by night.

Thee be puggled if thee think I be needing they nasty implaant things, you; I be 'appy wi' wat the Good Lord gave I, enough and a bit ver winter.

An' just because I be o' the married persuasion, bain't mean I be dead. Ifen ee got no money, ee can still go winder shoppin.

LTS


05 Dec 05 - 01:45 PM (#1620511)
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From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll

Roight then. Well, you sound loik a gal wot knows 'er way around, Liz. I'll say no more.

GeorgianSivler, you stupid clot! There ain't no T-cup size. It's not possible to be built that big. She said "tea" cups. I fought she meant the size and shape of the average British tea cup loik one 'as a cuppa wif in the afternoons.

Did you know that Adolf 'Itler 'ad a plot to attack Britain during teatime and catch us off guard? It didn't work. We are not stupid. We always 'ad a shift of poor sods on duty 'oo 'ad to work straight frough teatime and 'ave their tea later. That's dedication for you! It's that kind of grit wot won us the war.


05 Dec 05 - 03:30 PM (#1620531)
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From: GUEST

the fog. they can't see anything.


05 Dec 05 - 04:12 PM (#1620574)
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From: kendall

I'd like to join the fun, but I'd better be careful here. This could be a bleedin' mine field...
Wot makes Brits sexy? It's the accent; that funny way of swallowing parts of words.


05 Dec 05 - 04:23 PM (#1620587)
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From: gnu

Oh dear... if only I had no manners... suffice it to say I am in tears. Kendall... what a setup!!!


05 Dec 05 - 04:56 PM (#1620630)
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From: Richard Bridge

This is quite alarming: I could swear that Mrs Oh What? has all the hallmarks of a Dave Bryant practical joke, and that would mean that reincarnation exists.


06 Dec 05 - 08:44 AM (#1621087)
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From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

It is obvious that Mrs Whatnoll is a person of somewhat undeterminate gender, but, be that as it may, nevertheless someone of impeccable taste when it comes to selecting specimens of manhood. She/he/it may lack sophisticated linguistic abilities and have a basic peasant like understanding of grammar, but is obviously several cuts above that West country harridan, that unashamed floosey and woman so loose that the Salvation Army refused to save her know on here as Liz the Squeak.

Winder shoppin' indeed!!!!!!

Yours

Col. J.Rammitt-Home (Retd) Frinton on Sea


06 Dec 05 - 09:04 AM (#1621096)
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From: John MacKenzie

Olive is an old Hull fishwife, with a cross over pinny and a head scarf covering her be-curlered hair. Her impeded typing is due to the fag hanging out of the corner of her mouth as she taps, well I think it's a fag [UK type fag btw]
She has segs on her fingers from holding her bingo marker pencil so hard, in fact her late husband said he wished she'd held on to him that hard.
She doesn't like cats, in fact she hates their guts.
When dressed in her best floral print, and bright red lipstick, she is a John Prescott groupie, hanging about outside his house waiting to catch a glimpse of her hero. It was in fact due to her that he has such a great uppercut, and could deal with that bloke what hit him with an egg.
Without women like Olive this country wouldn't be where it is today.

Giok

PS She is available for bookings!


06 Dec 05 - 11:41 AM (#1621244)
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From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

Is a Hull fishwife a Grimsby fishwife that learnt how to swim to avoid the misery and squalor that has befallen that once great fishing port. As the saying goes "Cod moves in mysterious ways".


Btw Giok, I hear the Mrs Whatnoll has been booked many times and is personally acquainted with many of the North Humberside constabulary.Obviously she entertains at Police Balls!


06 Dec 05 - 06:44 PM (#1621535)
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From: Liz the Squeak

I'm a floozy!! Finally!!!

Man to Salvation Army Captain: Do you save fallen women?

SACapt: Yes sir!

Man: Well save one for me!













I'll get me negligent.

LTS


06 Dec 05 - 08:48 PM (#1621596)
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From: GUEST,Tom Allbright

Crikey! You've described Olive Whatnoll to a "T", John Giok! Bloody marvelous. I've 'ad to put up wif the old bat for years and years. She can talk the paint off a post. She can bore the bollocks off a buffalo. 'Er 'usband once won an award for bein' the 2nd largest lifeform in 6 counties! 'E's now aimin' for largest in the bleedin' Empire. Pity the Empire's shrunk so much, innit? It greatly reduces the playing field. I'm afraid Eddie Whatnoll may just win by default, and that'd 'ardly be fair now, would it?


07 Dec 05 - 11:36 AM (#1621996)
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From: GUEST,Mingulay at work

Yes Liz, at last, the recognition you so richly deserve. You have been declared "Floosey of the Decade" (or is that the deafaid) by a distinguished panel of expert judges, Ex, of course, meaning something that has been, and spurt a drip under pressure.

Nice tambourine work by the way lolololololol.................... lurches off pulling axe from head


30 Oct 09 - 09:28 PM (#2756288)
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From: Joe Offer

Don't you think this thread deserves to be refreshed?


30 Oct 09 - 09:36 PM (#2756293)
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From: Old Vermin

I hadn't kissed LTS when it started....


30 Oct 09 - 09:45 PM (#2756300)
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From: Little Hawk

Bloody roight it does! What a blast from the past!


30 Oct 09 - 09:48 PM (#2756302)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Joe Offer

I wasn't thinking of anyone in particular when I refreshed this thread, but now that you mention LTS...

Hmmm. MGAS??

Any other sexy acronyms we can allude to?


30 Oct 09 - 09:49 PM (#2756304)
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From: Ebbie

I'm so glad you refreshed this particular thread, Joe- I've been burning to state an opinion.

Has anyone seen Benjamin Bratt in a film? Woo ee!

The other night a friend loaded my arms with 15 or so Western movies he got at yard sales. (I like horses.)

Among them was 'Texas', the movie taken from James Michener book by the same name.

In it Benjamin Bratt plays a Mexican (what is his national derivation?). And oh, my, it is to melt.

(Wouldn't want to love a man like that, though. Wouldn't bet a pin on his faithfulness...

Thanks for letting me share. :)


31 Oct 09 - 04:22 AM (#2756395)
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From: Dave Hanson

Which country in the world has anyone to compare with,,,,,,,,,Joanna Lumley, Diana Rigg, Helen Mirren and The Calendar Girls [ from Yorkshire ]

Dave H


31 Oct 09 - 04:43 AM (#2756404)
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From: Dave the Gnome

and ne'er a mention of Zoe Wannamaker, Felicity Kendal or Honour Blackman yet!

Very refreshing - Thanks Joe:-)

DeG


31 Oct 09 - 06:26 AM (#2756432)
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From: VirginiaTam

what a hoot! this was a fun read.


I'd like to say that mine is the SEXIEST Englishman goin.

Eat your heart out, Olive Whatnoll.


31 Oct 09 - 06:48 AM (#2756442)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie

Sexy peeps, need sexy partners.


31 Oct 09 - 06:54 AM (#2756447)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: kendall

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


31 Oct 09 - 07:06 AM (#2756452)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie

I like a matt finish myself


31 Oct 09 - 07:25 AM (#2756460)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Dave the Gnome

Who is Matt and how come he is on a thread about sexy Brits if he is Finnish?

:D


31 Oct 09 - 07:27 AM (#2756461)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: John MacKenzie

It's when you fall out the bed together, and end up on the bedside rug.

JM :)


31 Oct 09 - 09:43 AM (#2756546)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: kendall

I'd rather fall INTO bed with each other.


31 Oct 09 - 11:40 AM (#2756623)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Abdul The Bul Bul

Well Joe...I put MGAS into google and out came


MGAS was formed 15 years ago by 3 ex British Gas engineers with over 40 years experience. We specialize in many aspects of Central Heating including Boiler ...

So wot's it mean to you?

Al


31 Oct 09 - 11:49 AM (#2756639)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Ebbie

By the way, I looked up Bratt and he grew up in San Francisco with a Peruvian mother and a father with German antecedents.

But check him out!


31 Oct 09 - 12:10 PM (#2756661)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Little Hawk

I know this is probably hard for "you lot" to believe...but I don't even know who Joanna Lumley IS! ;-)


31 Oct 09 - 12:34 PM (#2756687)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: VirginiaTam

MGAS - is MyGuruAlwaysSaid a poster here on the Mudcat. Lovely singer. Uber nice and she shares my daughter's name. Met her at the wake/bbq for R Bridge, Dilligafxx and Essex Girl's departed spouses, last spring in Upper Stoke.


31 Oct 09 - 12:41 PM (#2756700)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Little Hawk

Oh, I see....she's another "Avenger". Figures.


31 Oct 09 - 12:53 PM (#2756709)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Crow Sister (off with the fairies)

Most will remember Lumley from the New Avengers, but I loved:
Saphire & Steel. Very spooky..
Joanna Lumley today


31 Oct 09 - 12:59 PM (#2756715)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Little Hawk

Neat. I love the casual wit of the fellow with the longish hair...


31 Oct 09 - 01:07 PM (#2756722)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Abdul The Bul Bul

Thanks VT....
Al


31 Oct 09 - 01:45 PM (#2756756)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Dave the Gnome

Joanna Lumley will forever be Patsy on AbFab. A role she was born for:-)

DeG


31 Oct 09 - 01:47 PM (#2756759)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Dave the Gnome

Change hands...


31 Oct 09 - 03:27 PM (#2756852)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: The Villan

Now then Mrs Olive, you dozy twatbag. How dare you take off my beloved Brummie dialect. Its pathetic and you seem loik a tart in Sparkbrook.

Yes Brummies are sexy, but youm from the gutter loik.

Come on admit it, youm Gordon Brown.

Any road up, the most famous of British ladies is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATDJe87hia0&NR=1

Now thats what you call a real bird, not like dozy Olive.


31 Oct 09 - 04:29 PM (#2756912)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver

And to think... Barbara Windsor .. the almost naked lass in the clip is now retiring at age 72... and she still looks much younger!!!


31 Oct 09 - 04:34 PM (#2756913)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll

Cor! You rotten bastard! You villian! 'Ooo d'you fink you're talkin' to 'ere? I've dealt wif the likes of you before. I'll set you to roights faster than you can draw breaf, you stupid git! I was charmin' the blokes in 'Ull when you wasn't nowt but a lavicious twinkle in the eye of the local bleedin' chimney sweep that done yer Ma when yer Dad was off in Leeds sellin' vacuums door to door.

- Olive Whatnoll


31 Oct 09 - 04:45 PM (#2756918)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: The Villan

lol


31 Oct 09 - 04:54 PM (#2756923)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Georgiansilver

Ey Les... Whoo the 'eck is this Olive from tuther side of the 'Umber anyway???? Do 'er know you? If not ers a bit of a cheeky zod!!!


31 Oct 09 - 05:01 PM (#2756927)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: The Villan

It's Villan, Olive you dozy pillock. Any decent Brummie is a Villan, not loik them low down Blues supporters on the other soid of the city, where youm live.
Oive seen yow workin the streets in the Balti Triangle. Curried as a fart youm was.


31 Oct 09 - 05:02 PM (#2756929)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: The Villan

It could be Oaklet Mike :-)


31 Oct 09 - 05:06 PM (#2756930)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: The Villan

No it can't be Oaklet, e dont live in ull.

It must be that ArriWatts person,. He is the only Brummie I know that lives in ull :-)


31 Oct 09 - 06:06 PM (#2756979)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: GUEST,Ms Penelope Rutledge

I thank God every day that I live in scenic Twillingsgate and not Hull. Without proper breeding and a good British education a young person is lost, and that is the sad fate of so many people one sees today in the metropolitan areas, drifting about like so much flotsam and jetsam, devoid of real purpose, and forced to seek solace in the tabloid press, the public houses, and the street! It's a national disgrace.

* PR


01 Nov 09 - 01:02 PM (#2757350)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: robomatic

Just take a look at the book that terrified young Ralph in the dentist's chair:

"The Big Book Of British Smiles"
"NO NO! I'll be good! I'll brush!"



Also, when a Brit puts on the pounds, it doesn't necessarily mean what you think it means.


01 Nov 09 - 10:07 PM (#2757654)
Subject: RE: BS: Wot makes the British so SEXY?
From: Ross Campbell

It means they've gone to the dogs?