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BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection

05 Dec 05 - 09:38 AM (#1620380)
Subject: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST,Sexy Santa

We have been discussing what sexy presents we would like to receive or give, this was a very interesting and revealing discussion.

The conversation discussed Ann Summers shops and her website where you can order many very interesting items…..are there anymore like this out there

What sexy presents would you like to receive or give for Christmas and why ?


05 Dec 05 - 10:05 AM (#1620400)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST,saulgoldie

If it were within my power, I would like to give everyone the "gift" of freedom from irrational sexual repression. I would like everyone to feel comfortable with their own sexuality and not feel they have to answer to anyone else as long as whatever they do involves conscious competent consenting adult humans. Of course, that is not a commodity and may not qualify as a "present."


05 Dec 05 - 10:11 AM (#1620403)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST

A real live person so that the toys aren't necessary. Wouldn't that be something new.


05 Dec 05 - 10:11 AM (#1620404)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: SINSULL

A banjo player with a job.


05 Dec 05 - 10:20 AM (#1620410)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Georgiansilver

I would like the woman that has everything a man could want....NO sorry try again...all the attributes a man could desire.......I suppose if a woman had everything a man wanted she might have.......a hairy chest, hairy legs, moustache.........
Best wishes, Mike.


05 Dec 05 - 10:58 AM (#1620435)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST

We have been discussing

Really--and proud of it right?


05 Dec 05 - 11:05 AM (#1620437)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST

The gossip crew.


05 Dec 05 - 01:27 PM (#1620497)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

I would like to give a battery-powered Chiquita Banana to some deserving lady of my choice. Cordless. Only the best for those I love.

- Chongo


05 Dec 05 - 01:29 PM (#1620500)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST

They need it do they.


05 Dec 05 - 01:50 PM (#1620513)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST,Sexy Santas helper

Ann Summers website and an introduction to some fun stuff ideas Christmas selection


05 Dec 05 - 03:24 PM (#1620528)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST

Poor sods. Find a human.


05 Dec 05 - 03:32 PM (#1620533)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: number 6

I would like a protective sheath for my new snow blower.

sIx


05 Dec 05 - 03:36 PM (#1620536)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST

Some of you good people should try and lighten up a bit, what is wrong with a little titivation from time to time, I really do think that "Sexy Santa" has less sexual hang-ups than most of you combined or have the PC Police Squad taken away your freedom of thought


05 Dec 05 - 03:40 PM (#1620539)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST

the head dildo has been heard from


05 Dec 05 - 03:41 PM (#1620540)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: wysiwyg

Isn't annamill still purveying sexy lingerie? If so, maybe someone could blicky us to it?

~S~


05 Dec 05 - 03:43 PM (#1620541)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: number 6

"the PC Police Squad taken away your freedom of thought"

I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered. My life is my own...

sIx


05 Dec 05 - 04:02 PM (#1620562)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Dead Horse

I should like to give to my wife a full set of labia piercings, into which she would insert gold coins.






I have always wanted to come into money.......
(sorry)


05 Dec 05 - 04:17 PM (#1620581)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Dead Horse

....and world peace and to work with poor animals.


05 Dec 05 - 05:10 PM (#1620645)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: artbrooks

Can't say that satin undies, leather, whips and chains do anything for me.


05 Dec 05 - 06:07 PM (#1620697)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Oh, you've tried them all, have you, art?

Silly stuff. Sex in trees is much better. You haven't HAD sex till you've done it on a swaying branch overhanging a hundred foot drop. Grapevine sex is cool too, but it demands some ambidextrous capabilities which you humans mostly ain't got.


05 Dec 05 - 06:43 PM (#1620725)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Bill D

sex in a tree? sounds awfully sweet to me.


05 Dec 05 - 07:15 PM (#1620753)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST

http://www.ai-biyaku.com/html2/bybe4.html


05 Dec 05 - 07:17 PM (#1620754)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Georgiansilver

Hey Chongo....don't think you are clever for your tree activities or the grapevine for that matter....I too worked in France at the grape picking and I know what it is like to be in/on/around grapevines with my 'lover'. Some of my best moments have been in trees........
So climb back into your tree and chew-bacca.


05 Dec 05 - 07:35 PM (#1620766)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: bobad

Dress jesus for Christmas


05 Dec 05 - 09:50 PM (#1620846)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: wysiwyg

Guest, re: http://www.ai-biyaku.com/html2/bybe4.html

Some of those things look like Barney!

~S~


05 Dec 05 - 10:17 PM (#1620859)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: jimmyt

Well, well, well. I can see that this Anne Summers and I will have a power struggle for the world thong market. I have several new items that should be ready in time for Christmas. I am right now propigating a thong tree that can be grown in most temperate climates. For Canadians it will be a thermal underwear vine. For Giok in scotland I have finally managed to make fishnets and a gartef belt for his beloved sheep. I just keep working one day at a time to make it a better and safer world.


05 Dec 05 - 10:29 PM (#1620863)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Little Hawk

That reminds me...have you seen William Shatner in a thong?

It's an arresting sight, I can tell you.

He really ought to do a Christmas show, and get Rosanne Barr to play Mrs Claus.


05 Dec 05 - 11:41 PM (#1620899)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: jimmyt

I have a photo of William (Shat to me) Shatner and myself in matching thongs when we went on a cruise to the Greek Isles together. THe man plays a helluva baritone Uke I tell you!


06 Dec 05 - 04:55 AM (#1620989)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Sttaw Legend

We have an Ann Summers shop in sunny Ull, I must pay a visit......


06 Dec 05 - 11:28 AM (#1621231)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST

Yes. How clever. We play dressup at home with the significant other and then wonder why it carries over to the streets. Let me see. I can go home and play with Ken or Barbie and then completely change when I see another Ken or Barbie on the streets. I make him/her look 'sexy' at home and then don't apply that to the hims and hers I see downtown. Split level reality.


06 Dec 05 - 01:34 PM (#1621315)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Emma B

Don't go to the Ann Summers shop, get yourself an invite to an Ann Summers party MUCH more fun :>)
Wow! that corn on the cob!


06 Dec 05 - 05:45 PM (#1621496)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST

How very sad. There are better ways to butter it.


07 Dec 05 - 07:42 AM (#1621853)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Sttaw Legend

EmmaB
Have taken your advice and signed up for an Ann Summers party.....will let you know the outcome.

Do you need anything?


07 Dec 05 - 06:58 PM (#1622273)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: Folkiedave

As if...............................

Dave


08 Dec 05 - 07:16 AM (#1622592)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST,Sexy santas helper

More Christmas presents here I've allready got my order in, black and red is in this year.


08 Dec 05 - 10:50 AM (#1622777)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST

Some people need all the help they can get.


08 Dec 05 - 06:04 PM (#1623177)
Subject: RE: BS: SEXY Santa's Sensual gift selection
From: GUEST

I am going to buy a collapsable pussy.