BS: George Bush insults hamsters

12 Dec 05 - 04:14 PM (#1625845)
Subject: BS: George Bush insults hamsters
From: GUEST,Mingler from Maine

In a stunning revelation today it was revealed that George Bush made dimsmissive and insulting remarks toward hamsters last month in a cabinet meeting on energy management. An aide had proposed that a source of cheap, renewable energy might be found by using hamsters to generate electric power by their running on exercise wheels.

"Don't talk to me about hamsters!" snapped Bush angrily. "They're just a bunch of goddamn rodents! They have beady little eyes. I hate animals with beady little eyes. I've been hearing about hamsters over and over again for years now...this same old tired shit about f--king hamsters and their exercise wheels, and I'm sick of it. We didn't use hamsters in Texas. Not when I was a kid. We used oil. You can trust oil. You can't trust a goddamn rodent. My family has never invested in rodents, and never will."

The fallout from this latest gaffe by President Bush, if it is confirmed, could prove quite serious. Over 39 million Americans own hamsters, and can be expected to react quite badly to the President's remarks. This is just one more nail in what looks more and more like the coffin of Mr Bush's popularity in mainstream America.

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12 Dec 05 - 04:38 PM (#1625873)
Subject: RE: BS: George Bush insults hamsters
From: GUEST,Glowboy

Just like Bush to make "dimsmissive" remarks... ;-)

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12 Dec 05 - 05:09 PM (#1625900)
Subject: RE: BS: George Bush insults hamsters
From: Donuel

If you are going to make claims, at least get them correct!
It was not a hamster, it was a squirrel.

http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/gopin.jpg

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12 Dec 05 - 05:11 PM (#1625902)
Subject: RE: BS: George Bush insults hamsters
From: GUEST,Nefty

Nuts!

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12 Dec 05 - 05:16 PM (#1625909)
Subject: RE: BS: George Bush insults hamsters
From: Puff The Magic Dragon

Bush is a retard

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12 Dec 05 - 06:44 PM (#1625948)
Subject: RE: BS: George Bush insults hamsters
From: Peace

I dislike the word 'retard'.

Bush may have insulted hamsters, but the question that begs is how did he actually say anything that the hamsters could understand? He hasn't so far said anything humans can understand.

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12 Dec 05 - 06:56 PM (#1625965)
Subject: RE: BS: George Bush insults hamsters
From: GUEST,A. Hamster

"&#! *5$@&^^^,)! *&^$!!!

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12 Dec 05 - 07:12 PM (#1625979)
Subject: RE: BS: George Bush insults hamsters
From: Peace

So's yer mama!

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12 Dec 05 - 09:08 PM (#1626051)
Subject: RE: BS: George Bush insults hamsters
From: Ebbie

hahahhaha Perfect, Bruce.

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13 Dec 05 - 08:15 AM (#1626276)
Subject: RE: BS: George Bush insults hamsters
From: JennyO

...and the horse she rode in on!

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13 Dec 05 - 10:04 AM (#1626343)
Subject: RE: BS: George Bush insults hamsters
From: MuddleC

http://www.hampsters.co.uk/

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13 Dec 05 - 12:53 PM (#1626470)
Subject: RE: BS: George Bush insults hamsters
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

I'm not surprised that GW would insult hamsters, but I must confess to being surprised that he was able to improve his communication skills to the degree necessary for hamsters to understand what he said, and feel insulted.

Don T.

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13 Dec 05 - 01:01 PM (#1626477)
Subject: RE: BS: George Bush insults hamsters
From: GUEST,Me

Yet another wheel turning in the anti-Bush camp...even if it is a hamster wheel!

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13 Dec 05 - 01:46 PM (#1626523)
Subject: RE: BS: George Bush insults hamsters
From: GUEST

More wheels turning here than in Bush's head. Scary, huh?

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13 Dec 05 - 03:19 PM (#1626610)
Subject: RE: BS: George Bush insults hamsters
From: NH Dave

Any suggestion in re intelligence, comparing hamsters and George Bush is a gross insult to hamsters!

NH Dave

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13 Dec 05 - 03:24 PM (#1626613)
Subject: RE: BS: George Bush insults hamsters
From: Little Hawk

I've know hamsters that were smarter than Bush. This is well illustrated, for instance, by the fact that no hamster has ever run for president. No hamster has ever registered as a Democratic or a Republican Party member either. Hamsters are very smart. We could learn much from them.

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