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16 Dec 05 - 09:45 AM (#1628725) Subject: Lyr Req: Les Barkers While sheepdogs watch their From: GUEST Anyone got the lyrics for this or any other funny Xmas songs please. |
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16 Dec 05 - 06:31 PM (#1629089) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Les Barkers While sheepdogs watch the From: dick greenhaus You might try the CD "Bah! Humbug!" Some good, funny stuff there. |
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16 Dec 05 - 07:35 PM (#1629124) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Les Barkers While sheepdogs watch the From: Morticia Arrest These Merry Gentleman by Sid Kipper is my favourite |
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16 Dec 05 - 07:49 PM (#1629137) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Les Barkers While sheepdogs watch their From: Mr Happy any werds, morty?? |
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16 Dec 05 - 08:23 PM (#1629157) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Les Barkers While sheepdogs watch the From: Morticia These are the track listings, Mr H.....best buy the album for the words, I hear Chris could use a few bob: Arrest These Merry Gentlemen 1. Arrest These Merry Gentlemen 2. Thanks A Lot, God 3. Northrepps Twelfth Night Song 4. The Awful Story Of Black Shag 5. Oh Little Town Of Gimingham 6. The Roots Of The Blues 7. Anna Ingram's Sister 8. Ring Out Wild Jingle Bells 9. Awayday 10. I Know What I Believe 11. That Was Christmas Eve 12. The Disabled Seaman 13. Underwood's Milk 14. The Ivy And The Holly 15. The Trunch A To Z 16. Christmas Collapso 17. We Wish You A Merry Xmas try here for all things Kipper http://www.sidkipper.co.uk/ |
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16 Dec 05 - 09:55 PM (#1629217) Subject: Lyr Add: CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELLED (P Mortimer) From: Sandra in Sydney An Ozzie favourite for you - "Christmas has been cancelled" by Paul Mortimer (Tune: Lili Marlene) Christmas has been cancelled, Santa Claus is dead. When the scandal broke He put a bullet through his head. Pinned to his chest they found a note Admitting what - the papers wrote: That he was on the payroll Of Toltoys and K-tel. It was bigger still than Lockheed Worse than Watergate. Kids throughout the world Called for his head upon a plate The myth was destroyed and in its wake, Old Santy stood there a callous fake. And evidence is mounting That he was C.I.A. The Church it tried to brand him A charlatan and worse. The Pope said 'Keep off Christmas, mate, We used that number first, As a time when all good Christians sing Of Jesus Christ and cribs and things. Of course it's only bulldust To get the faithful in.' Further allegations Have made the papers wail, That Santa's love for children Was way beyond the pale, He always liked to give out toys To little girls and little boys. It seems that he was harmless But some don't understand. Well we can still be jolly And celebrate New Year, And we'll be nice to other folks More than once a year. With no tinsel trees or plastic snow Or jingle bells or yo ho ho's. And no more f***ing reindeer Or little drummer boys. Repeat first verse. |
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16 Dec 05 - 09:59 PM (#1629222) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Les Barkers While sheepdogs watch their From: Effsee The "Bah, Humbug" CD is available through www.greentrx.com BTW. |
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17 Dec 05 - 09:59 PM (#1629769) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Les Barkers While sheepdogs watch the From: dick greenhaus Both "Arrest These Merry Gentlemen" and "Bah! Humbug!" are also available at CAMSCO. Along with everything else. |
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18 Dec 05 - 06:26 PM (#1630219) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Les Barkers While sheepdogs watch their From: GUEST this is not nice Mrs santa |
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19 Dec 05 - 05:27 AM (#1630397) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Les Barkers While sheepdogs watch their From: GUEST,Raggytash That's rich Mrs Santa, according to His Worship and the Pig, you clearded off with Jason from Toys R Us and at present are residing in a maisonette in Milton Keynes |
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19 Dec 05 - 10:03 AM (#1630538) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Les Barkers While sheepdogs watch their From: GUEST,leeneia Lies, half-truths and propaganda, raggytash. You have been victimized by the tabloids. Mrs. Santa is in that snug cottage at the North Pole, making cocoa for Santa and the elves at this very moment. |
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19 Dec 05 - 10:21 AM (#1630552) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Les Barkers While sheepdogs watch their From: GUEST,Raggytash 'fraid not Leeneia, Christmas will be cancelled this year Santa has actually has said So don't leave a stocking on the mantle shelf don't leave a treat for Rudolf and myself stuff the Christmas turkey and sod the Christmas fuss Mary's gone and left for the man from Toys R Us |
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14 Dec 17 - 09:12 AM (#3893954) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: While sheepdogs watch their...(Les Barker From: GUEST,Stafford I came here to find the lyrics which I learnt 30 years ago then forgot. They weren't here so I've had to remember them. While Shepherds Washed their socks by night All seated on the ground The sheepdogs asked for Christmas off Or double time all round For double time we'll guard your flocks We'll fight the wily fox Throw in an extra couple of Bob We'll even wash your socks And Lo that night was Christmas Eve A star shone in the East The Angel of the Lord came down With sixteen pairs at least The Angels got their laundry done Untouched by human hand They paid the dogs in garden peas All fresh and newly canned. This evening when you go to bed Remember your dogs worth Not only do they guard your flocks They brought you Peas On Earth |
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14 Dec 17 - 10:06 AM (#3893968) Subject: ADD: Lyr Req: While sheepdogs watch their...(Les B From: GUEST,Stafford See my previous reply for the full lyrics I hadn't read The FAQ then. The title is actually "While Shepherds Washed their socks by night" It's a poem by Les Barker I learnt it in the 1980s. It can be sung to the usual church tune of "While Shepherds watched ......." |
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14 Dec 17 - 10:58 AM (#3893977) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: While sheepdogs watch their...(Les Barker From: Dave Hanson My personal favourite is ' Hey Santa Claus ' by the Australian National treasure, Kevin ' Bloody ' Wilson. Dave H |