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24 Dec 05 - 04:09 PM (#1634717) Subject: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Donuel SpongeBob was happily sitting atop his blower inflated red and green xmas present when some one came up and put a 3 ft gash in his face. He was found keeled over backwards this morning. It seems we were not singled out for this violence since a blower inflated: Santa Clause, Reindeer, and Penguin on our street were also slashed to death yesterday. |
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24 Dec 05 - 04:12 PM (#1634719) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: GUEST I reckon the snowman did it. |
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24 Dec 05 - 04:58 PM (#1634742) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Peace Picture of Spongebob here. |
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24 Dec 05 - 05:05 PM (#1634749) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Azizi Maybe the Grinch who stole Christmas did these dastardly deeds. |
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24 Dec 05 - 05:06 PM (#1634750) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: gnu That's Bob? Jaysus! You sure it wasn't suicide? |
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24 Dec 05 - 05:07 PM (#1634752) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: gnu I am sorry. That was callous. Of course, it's not looks... it's what is on the inside. Maybe, his sponge was dry. |
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24 Dec 05 - 05:13 PM (#1634756) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: gnu In any case, I suppose the clean up was a snap. |
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24 Dec 05 - 08:47 PM (#1634874) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Joe Offer He may be dead, but doesn't he have a wonderful smile? |
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24 Dec 05 - 08:50 PM (#1634875) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Don Firth I hope that this is just some kind of sick joke! SpongeBob SquarePants is my hero and role model!! Don Firth |
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24 Dec 05 - 09:16 PM (#1634892) Subject: RE: BS: Ex-Sponged Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Severn I think the culprit was that other sponge child actor, Absorbine Jr, who lost out to him in landing the TV show and whose now increasingly marginal career has ever since has been relegated to being out on the porifera of the industry, doing bathing scenes in porno movies and a recent cameo as a contraceptive device in a medical training film. Meanwhile he has been reduced to crashing at various friends' apartments and borrowing undisclosed sums of money from them and soaking up liquor like a.....well...er...never mind. |
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26 Dec 05 - 11:40 AM (#1634923) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Bee-dubya-ell So perhaps someone should make a special line of blower-inflated lawn decorations just for rough neighborhoods. Make 'em out of Kevlar. |
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26 Dec 05 - 12:34 PM (#1634962) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Amos Maybe someone wanted a little more reality in their midwinter celebration, ya think???? A |
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26 Dec 05 - 01:18 PM (#1635011) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Bee-dubya-ell By the way, during my more-or-less annual trip to Jacksonville to visit family at Christmas, I saw a house in my daughter's neighborhood whose relatively small yard had one each of probably every blower-inflated lawn decoration on the market. Must have been fifty of 'em jammed into that yard like smoked oysters in a can. My daughter said that the neighborhood rumor is that the owner won some lottery money but has no desire to move to a bigger house or drive fancy car, so he spends the money on junk. Lots of junk. |
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26 Dec 05 - 01:49 PM (#1635031) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: GUEST,Mr Masculinity NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!!! They did it, of course. Who else? |
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26 Dec 05 - 02:45 PM (#1635059) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Azizi Maybe Barney the purple dinasour was jealous that Sponge Bob is more popular than he {it?} is. I'm just sayin... |
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26 Dec 05 - 06:18 PM (#1635140) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: GUEST,Barney the Dinosaur Damn! (oops...) Why...that's preposterous! I'm so nice. I'd never do anything like that. Never. I am totally and completely innocent of those scurrilous allegations. I was at home in my hot tub the whole time, thinking of more nice things I can do for children to brighten up their little lives. I could understand someone suspecting a weird, unlikely, grotesque (and probably sociopathic) aberration like Sponge Bob committing such heinous acts...but mois? Never! |
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26 Dec 05 - 07:56 PM (#1635170) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Azizi I'm sorry Barney. You are awfully nice {maybe too nice?} No.There's no such thing as being too nice, isn't that right? Besides, you probably didn't have enough time to attack SpongeBob since you had to be on the look out for GI Joe. Come to think of it, I heard GI Joe had offed you. I'm sure glad to know that's not true. What?? You say you don't have the faintest idea what I'm talkin about?! Well, I'm sorry to say, Barney ole dinosaur, but you're not the best loved character on the block. Check these out: Anti-Barney Humor |
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26 Dec 05 - 11:08 PM (#1635230) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: GUEST,Barney the Dinosaur Watch it, Azizi. I have feelings too, you know, and I have a big organization out there. We will find out where you live and have a little talk with you quite soon. We have ways of making you be a whole lot nicer! |
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26 Dec 05 - 11:32 PM (#1635237) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: GUEST,Barney the Dinosaur Say, the kids here have been singing a cute little Christmas song they made up: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas Eve Doo-Dah! Doo-Dah! Sponge Bob dead on Xmas Eve Oh, Doo-Dah-Day! Gwine to die all night Gwine to die all day Sponge Bob dead on Xmas Eve And all the livelong day! Isn't that sweet? Children are so great at having innocent fun, and that's why I like them so much and get along great with all of them. |
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26 Dec 05 - 11:34 PM (#1635240) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Peace What the hell do 'gwine' mean? |
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26 Dec 05 - 11:38 PM (#1635241) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: GUEST,Rastus It means "going". Old time Uncle Remus lingo. Read the old Br'er Rabbit tales for an update on that. It was a very different time. One thing you have to say, it's a friendlier sounding lingo than the ugly rap stuff you hear nowadays. |
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27 Dec 05 - 12:01 AM (#1635243) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Peace I think the line was from Lenny Bruce: "I'm gwine to heaven; gwine to find out what gwine mean." |
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27 Dec 05 - 06:55 AM (#1635314) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Azizi To Barney and his organization: To paraphrase another kid's song: Who's afraid of the big bad dinosaur the big bad dinosaur the big bad dinosaur who's afraid of the big bad dinosaur No not me! [Hey Barney! Na Na Na Na Na!! Me and GI Joe gonna whoop your a---. Oh, I'm too nice to say that word-but you know what I mean!] |
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27 Dec 05 - 10:43 AM (#1635418) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: GUEST,leeneia It's too bad, Donuel. You do something playful for Christmas, something to make the little kids smile, and along comes some drunk and vandalizes it. I symphathize. Everything funny is in some fashion inappropriate. That doesn't mean that everything inappropriate is funny. |
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27 Dec 05 - 02:45 PM (#1635522) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Little Hawk The problem with the drunk in question, leeneia, is...he's not happy, and he suspects that someone else might be. That makes him angry, so he wrecks something that belongs to someone else. This is why in a lot of breakins the guys who do it wreck everything in the place. They can't stand the thought that someone else might be enjoying life more than they are or might have something they don't. Sad. Meanwhile, we will see if Barney makes good on his threat to make Azizi "nicer". Tense times, these are. ;-) |
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28 Dec 05 - 10:33 AM (#1636000) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: kendall Looks like the work of Mac the knife to me. |
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28 Dec 05 - 12:00 PM (#1636054) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: kendall Looks like the work of Mac the knife to me. |
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28 Dec 05 - 12:13 PM (#1636059) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: GUEST,Josh Wow, Barney, thats now even a cool song :D |
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28 Dec 05 - 12:47 PM (#1636088) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Kim C Apparently there were a few similar incidents in the Nashville area. Wonder if they're related. . . |
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28 Dec 05 - 01:31 PM (#1636117) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Little Hawk Barney is responsible. No doubt about it. That national organization he speaks of is a very creepy thing. Probably has chapters in every community across the nation. Be afraid. Be very afraid. |
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28 Dec 05 - 02:08 PM (#1636127) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Don Firth Well . . . I dunno, now. The Tellytubbies are a whole lot sneakier than you might suspect. Don Firth |
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28 Dec 05 - 02:22 PM (#1636133) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: gnu Especially the gay one. |
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28 Dec 05 - 02:25 PM (#1636135) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Azizi I'm just poppin in to say that Barney talks tough but I think it's all an act. To prove my point, I haven't seen or heard nothin from Barney or his so called organization since he threatened me the other day. But I want it on record that I was threatened. Just in case I gotta go to court or anything, but I don't think it will come to that. Talk is cheap. And Barney is a two bit joke. I'm just sayin... |
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28 Dec 05 - 02:31 PM (#1636136) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Azizi And as for the Tellytubbies or anybody else, gayness has nothing what so ever to do with sneakiness. I know alot of sneaky characters, and one of them's name's starts with a "B" and ends with a "y". You know who I mean, not that I'm instigatin or anything. I'm just sayin.. |
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28 Dec 05 - 02:41 PM (#1636138) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: gnu Barnaby Jones? The gay comment was tongue in cheek, of course. |
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28 Dec 05 - 07:02 PM (#1636302) Subject: RE: BS: Sponge Bob dead on Xmas eve From: Donuel Square Bob Spongepants can be repaired with needle and thread just like the ripped my pants episode. For the $30 I spent on Bob I got $60 worth of humor from this thread. Thanks for the laughs, for the sense of community even for a guy who can't sing much better than an American idol reject. Thanks for the insight, wisdom, best guesses and wit (be it explosive Spaw or rapier wit) that restores my soul, much the same as the scriptures might nourish a true believer. the boys just called me to dinner, life is good |
