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BS: You can do it, Raptor!

27 Dec 05 - 03:11 PM (#1635535)
Subject: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Little Hawk

Here's the thing, man. You CAN write a post that contains 150 or more words. I know you can. I have faith in you. And DON'T tell me you don't have enough time for it. I happen to know that you spend time watching birds (cough, snort!, gasp!)...and that means you have time to burn, right?

Now, here's how it works. Go and study one of the political threads. Look at the posts by people like Teribus, Amos, Ron Davies, Arne what's-his-name, etc...miles and miles and miles of fervent prose. Those guys are heavy hitters, man.

Well, I think you have it in you to be a heavy hitter too. Just pick a subject that interests you so much that you can't shut up about it, pour yourself a stiff drink, and start friggin' TYPING...and DON'T let up until you have said every frikkin' LAST word on the subject that you have to SAY!

"Know'm sayin'??? Brinng! Know'm sayin'????"

Get to it. I believe in you, man. Go for 500 words at least.

Your pal,

Little Hawk


27 Dec 05 - 03:16 PM (#1635537)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Little Hawk is obviously not a Hemingway fan.


27 Dec 05 - 03:28 PM (#1635545)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Little Hawk

Well, no. Not a big Hemingway fan. But he was a pretty good writer in his own way. I like the one about the "Snows of Kilimanjaro".   Weird psychology, though. A real "man's man" was Hemingway.

An amusing thought is this: Hemingway and D.H.Lawrence cast away on a tiny desert island and forced to put up with each other on a daily basis for a few years.


27 Dec 05 - 03:31 PM (#1635547)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Peace

Whale fletching in Moby Dick.


27 Dec 05 - 03:38 PM (#1635552)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Amos

It was a slow day.

On the Mudcat.

The posts were few.

The few posts were dull.

Then he showed up.

His post was long. Long and fervent. Impassioned. He kept on talking. He cared. He wrote on and on.

I closed the window.

It was a slow day.

On the Mudcat.



A


27 Dec 05 - 03:46 PM (#1635556)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Little Hawk

LOL! Lovely Hemingway, Amos! Oh, my...

So where's Raptor?


27 Dec 05 - 04:19 PM (#1635568)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Little Hawk

The nice thing about writing like Hemingway is, you can put a whole Herman Melville book in about 23 pages. Very economical.


27 Dec 05 - 04:20 PM (#1635569)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Bat Goddess

Speaking of Hemingway, has anyone else heard "A Visit From St. Nicholas" as written by Hemingway? (Parody by James Thurber in the New Yorker in 1927.)

Heard it on public radio earlier this month and just found it in print at the New Yorker's website.

Linn


27 Dec 05 - 04:20 PM (#1635570)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: bobad

Quantity does not the measure of discourse make. Sometimes more is said in fewer words.


27 Dec 05 - 04:30 PM (#1635576)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Little Hawk

"Hey!"

(quoting Raptor...)

And they say that brevity is the soul of wit.


27 Dec 05 - 04:34 PM (#1635581)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: bobad

Now you're talking.


27 Dec 05 - 06:43 PM (#1635658)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Little Hawk

Come on, Raptor. I expect a lennnnnngthy response to this. An essay. A voluminous exposition of your most pithy thoughts and observations, couched in elegant language, and sparing no expansiveness of polemic and puissant grandeur.


27 Dec 05 - 10:05 PM (#1635772)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: GUEST,Kent Ovation

He came home. To an empty house. The lights were on. That was a waste of power. But he didn't care. What did it matter anymore? Outside the power lines were buzzing. A train rumbled by. He eyed the clock on the wall. 3:45. He eyed the shotgun. A dull gleam on the cold steel. They found him the next day. A sardine can was wedged in his jaws. It was a Norwegian sardine can. Hell of a way to die on the last day of January 1945.


27 Dec 05 - 10:26 PM (#1635794)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Peace

Yeah.


28 Dec 05 - 04:45 PM (#1636194)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Charmion

Norwegian sardines in January 1945? Not Pygmalion likely!

The coastline was mined, and herring fishermen tend to be smart.


28 Dec 05 - 05:04 PM (#1636202)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Little Hawk

Perhaps it was a rather old can of Norwegian sardines? Besides, does one stop sardining for a mere war? Never!

Hey, Raptor! Hey!


28 Dec 05 - 05:09 PM (#1636208)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Charmion

Yes, one stopped sardining in Norway during the war if one did not wish to become bait oneself -- or arrested by the Gestapo, which could come down to the same thing.

Why couldn't the sardines in question have been good old Connors Bros from Halifax? Details, Little Hawk, details!


28 Dec 05 - 05:14 PM (#1636212)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Little Hawk

Come on. You telling me the Germans didn't want sardines too? ;-) How about black market sardines?

I'm thinking we oughta start a thread with nothing but Hemingway parodies on it.


28 Dec 05 - 07:12 PM (#1636308)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

I like Sardines!
Raptor


28 Dec 05 - 07:12 PM (#1636309)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

Well?


28 Dec 05 - 07:13 PM (#1636311)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

Hows That?
Raptor


28 Dec 05 - 07:14 PM (#1636312)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Little Hawk

Get out. I wanted you to go on and on and on. At least 500 words.

Nice to see you here, though.


28 Dec 05 - 07:16 PM (#1636314)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

O.K.


28 Dec 05 - 07:17 PM (#1636315)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

Fine


28 Dec 05 - 07:17 PM (#1636317)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

See ya!


28 Dec 05 - 07:26 PM (#1636321)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Little Hawk

Typical.

Hemingway could've learned a lot from Raptor when it comes to brevity.


28 Dec 05 - 07:46 PM (#1636330)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

The wise one does not say what he knows, the fool does not know what he says.
Turkish Wisdom


28 Dec 05 - 07:48 PM (#1636331)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

Learn to know when to speak and when to remain quiet!

David Baird


28 Dec 05 - 07:50 PM (#1636334)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

If you want to learn, first learn to keep quiet and observe!
Herve Desbois


28 Dec 05 - 07:53 PM (#1636337)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.
Ernest Hemingway


28 Dec 05 - 07:54 PM (#1636339)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

It is a sad thing that nature speaks and that humankind does not listen.
Victor Hugo


28 Dec 05 - 07:55 PM (#1636341)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

He who talks sows, he who listens harvests.
Persian Wisdom


28 Dec 05 - 07:58 PM (#1636343)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of the wise is in his heart.
Benjamin Franklin


28 Dec 05 - 07:59 PM (#1636344)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Stilly River Sage

Put down the Hemingway and pick up Twain or Steinbeck. Then cut a vein. . .


28 Dec 05 - 08:01 PM (#1636346)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

To allow yourself a few minutes of silence, with eyes closed, is sometimes enough to recharge your batteries.
French Wisdom


28 Dec 05 - 08:02 PM (#1636352)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

Be quiet and listen to the silence.
Herve Desbois


28 Dec 05 - 08:03 PM (#1636353)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

Learn to love silence>
David Baird


28 Dec 05 - 08:06 PM (#1636356)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

Words must be weighed, not counted.
David Baird


28 Dec 05 - 08:08 PM (#1636360)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

Learn to listen, otherwise your tonge will leave you deaf.
German Wisdom


28 Dec 05 - 08:09 PM (#1636361)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

We reach wisdom by learning when to hold our tonges.
Chinese Proverb


28 Dec 05 - 08:11 PM (#1636363)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

Think before speaking but do not speak all you are thinking.
Chinese Wisdom


28 Dec 05 - 08:13 PM (#1636366)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

In the twilight, silence is still the best interpreter of souls.
P.Javor


28 Dec 05 - 08:13 PM (#1636367)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Stilly River Sage

That is "flenze" not "fletch." Nasty business, flenzing whales.


28 Dec 05 - 08:15 PM (#1636369)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

Silence allows finding one destiny.
Lao-Tzu


28 Dec 05 - 08:17 PM (#1636370)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

Let us be silent - so we may hear the whisper of the gods.
Ralph Waldo Emerson


28 Dec 05 - 08:18 PM (#1636371)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

The tree of silence bears the fruits of peace.
Arab Proverb


28 Dec 05 - 08:20 PM (#1636373)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

Happiness ans peace are a matter of silence.
Jean-Louis Gagnon


28 Dec 05 - 08:22 PM (#1636376)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

He who listens and remains quiet leaves the world in peace.
Monegasque Proverb


28 Dec 05 - 08:25 PM (#1636378)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

Sometimes we have to be silent to be heard.
Stanislaw J.Lec


28 Dec 05 - 08:27 PM (#1636379)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

Silence is the mother of truth.
Benjamin Disraeli


28 Dec 05 - 08:32 PM (#1636382)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.
Elbert Hubbard


28 Dec 05 - 08:33 PM (#1636383)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Raptor

Shut the fuck up.
Ricky From Trailor Park Boys


28 Dec 05 - 10:02 PM (#1636406)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Little Hawk

Many words of wisdom. Thank you, Raptor.


28 Dec 05 - 10:02 PM (#1636408)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Amos

Put a cork in it, laddy!

Tim from the Hull's Hellions


28 Dec 05 - 10:13 PM (#1636416)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Little Hawk

Stifle! - Archie Bunker


28 Dec 05 - 10:34 PM (#1636430)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: bobad

You asked for 500 words, now you're telling him to shut up, make up your mind, man.


28 Dec 05 - 10:38 PM (#1636435)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: Little Hawk

No, no, I'm not telling him to shut up...I'm just chiming in with the prevailing theme. It's a philosophical discussion now.


28 Dec 05 - 10:41 PM (#1636441)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: GUEST,Bobert Still in North Carolina

Candy's dandy'
but liquir's quicker...


28 Dec 05 - 10:44 PM (#1636444)
Subject: RE: BS: You can do it, Raptor!
From: bobad

I accept chaos. I am not sure whether it accepts me. I know some people are terrified of the bomb. But then some people are terrified to be seen carrying a modern screen magazine. Experience teaches us that silence terrifies people the most.

Bob Dylan