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07 Jan 06 - 10:16 PM (#1643833) Subject: BS: . From: Peace |
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07 Jan 06 - 10:17 PM (#1643834) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Rapparee |
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07 Jan 06 - 10:18 PM (#1643836) Subject: RE: BS: . From: bobad |
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07 Jan 06 - 10:25 PM (#1643842) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Ebbie |
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07 Jan 06 - 10:27 PM (#1643847) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace ? |
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07 Jan 06 - 10:30 PM (#1643852) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Hrothgar Me too. |
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07 Jan 06 - 10:32 PM (#1643853) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Little Hawk Uh....like... |
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07 Jan 06 - 10:32 PM (#1643855) Subject: RE: BS: . From: bobad ♫ The Sounds of Silence ♫ |
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07 Jan 06 - 10:35 PM (#1643857) Subject: RE: BS: . From: GUEST,Anonny Mouse I disagree! But in an agreeable way. |
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07 Jan 06 - 10:36 PM (#1643859) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Little Hawk You're wrong. |
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07 Jan 06 - 10:40 PM (#1643866) Subject: RE: BS: . From: GUEST No he isn't ! |
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07 Jan 06 - 10:42 PM (#1643869) Subject: RE: BS: . From: jimmyt joeclones , please change this to music. |
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07 Jan 06 - 10:43 PM (#1643871) Subject: RE: BS: . From: jimmyt shh, it is beautiful! |
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07 Jan 06 - 10:43 PM (#1643872) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Rapparee It's Bush's fault. |
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07 Jan 06 - 10:44 PM (#1643875) Subject: RE: BS: . From: LadyJean I don't have speakers on my computer. Does this thread play music? |
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07 Jan 06 - 10:45 PM (#1643878) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Bee-dubya-ell What is the sound of one butt-cheek farting? |
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07 Jan 06 - 10:45 PM (#1643879) Subject: RE: BS: . From: jimmyt shh it is now also above the line........... |
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07 Jan 06 - 10:49 PM (#1643882) Subject: RE: BS: . From: jeffp 4:33 |
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07 Jan 06 - 10:53 PM (#1643894) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Rapparee Neomodern deconstructionist existential surrealism is the sole answer. |
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07 Jan 06 - 11:01 PM (#1643905) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace "Hake, Haddock and Sole" Didn't Bill Haley and the Comets do that? |
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07 Jan 06 - 11:04 PM (#1643907) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Rapparee I thought it was a law firm in Toronto. |
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07 Jan 06 - 11:04 PM (#1643909) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Jerry Rasmussen The sweet sound of nothing.. Jerry |
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07 Jan 06 - 11:15 PM (#1643918) Subject: RE: BS: . From: number 6 Eloquently stated. sIx |
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07 Jan 06 - 11:27 PM (#1643932) Subject: RE: BS: . From: jimmyt Brucie, have you accepted my offer in the revolting republican thread or are you just intentionally shunning me because you consider me politically "damaged goods?" |
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07 Jan 06 - 11:27 PM (#1643933) Subject: RE: BS: . From: SINSULL Hello darkness my old friend I've come to talk to you again... |
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07 Jan 06 - 11:27 PM (#1643934) Subject: RE: BS: . From: jimmyt sorry, I'll be quiet again..... |
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07 Jan 06 - 11:31 PM (#1643937) Subject: RE: BS: . From: jacqui.c 42 |
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07 Jan 06 - 11:39 PM (#1643943) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace ""Forty-two!" yelled Loonquawl. "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work?" "I checked it very thoroughly," said the computer, "and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is." |
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07 Jan 06 - 11:41 PM (#1643945) Subject: RE: BS: . From: GUEST,Lead Zeppline If you play this thread backwards it says "satan is so cool and he makes me want to worship him oh my sweet satan you are the sad one who makes us sad oh satan." Oh...wait...that was Stairway to Heaven. Nevermind. |
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07 Jan 06 - 11:43 PM (#1643948) Subject: RE: BS: . From: pdq not since Superman |
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07 Jan 06 - 11:44 PM (#1643949) Subject: RE: BS: . From: gnu Oh wow, man. Cool. |
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08 Jan 06 - 12:34 AM (#1643971) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Severn Take a breather, folks. There's one on line 2...... |
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08 Jan 06 - 12:47 AM (#1643978) Subject: RE: BS: . From: GUEST,Art Thieme ...one hand clapping! Also the sound in the forest when nobody's there to hear it. Art |
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08 Jan 06 - 01:22 AM (#1643986) Subject: RE: BS: . From: leftydee finally, a thread I'm fully qualified to participate in. |
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08 Jan 06 - 02:18 AM (#1644004) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Azizi Talk is cheap. [But gas sure aint]. |
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08 Jan 06 - 02:28 AM (#1644006) Subject: RE: BS: . From: lady penelope 'tis the sound of a heart breaking...... |
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08 Jan 06 - 04:02 AM (#1644014) Subject: RE: BS: . From: John O'L At last I understand... |
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08 Jan 06 - 07:52 AM (#1644015) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Leadfingers If a man said something in the woods without a woman within earshot , would he still be wrong ?? |
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08 Jan 06 - 08:45 AM (#1644016) Subject: RE: BS: . From: jacqui.c Most definitely. |
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08 Jan 06 - 08:50 AM (#1644019) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Rapparee Had we but world enough and time This coyness lady would be no crime; But since we ain't, Let's eat!! |
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08 Jan 06 - 08:51 AM (#1644020) Subject: RE: BS: . From: number 6 I think I saw someone wearing a cowboy hat around here ... who was it come on now ...... fess up. ok .... don't everyone speak up at once. sIx |
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08 Jan 06 - 09:08 AM (#1644035) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Mooh Where's that confounded bridge? Has anyone seen the bridge? |
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08 Jan 06 - 09:11 AM (#1644038) Subject: RE: BS: . From: number 6 I dunno .... still dazed and confused. sIx |
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08 Jan 06 - 09:38 AM (#1644055) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Jeri Isn't the bridge the part that goes 'Oooooooo... ooooooooo...oo and it makes me wonder'? |
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08 Jan 06 - 09:53 AM (#1644065) Subject: RE: BS: . From: lady penelope "You know the rules, no Stairway to heaven!" |
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08 Jan 06 - 10:04 AM (#1644069) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Azizi Don't talk that talk if you can't walk that walk. |
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08 Jan 06 - 10:06 AM (#1644071) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Stilly River Sage [sigh] |
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08 Jan 06 - 10:19 AM (#1644086) Subject: RE: BS: . From: GUEST If a man masterbates in the forest, with or without a woman there to see it, is he wrong? |
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08 Jan 06 - 11:17 AM (#1644127) Subject: RE: BS: . From: *daylia* "...Well I never pray But tonight I'm on my knees yeah I need to hear some sounds that recognize the pain in me, yeah I let the melody shine, let it cleanse my mind, I feel free now But the airways are clean and there's nobody singing to me now..." From "Bittersweet Symphony", Richard Ashcroft (The Verve) |
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08 Jan 06 - 11:24 AM (#1644130) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Severn There's nothing to be said in this thread that Buster Keaton didn't already say in his early (pre-MGM) films. (as Chaplain, Arbuckle and Lloyd nod in approval....) |
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08 Jan 06 - 11:30 AM (#1644134) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Bee-dubya-ell Congratulations! This thread has has moved from being about absolutely nothing to merely being about something that absolutely nobody understands. |
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08 Jan 06 - 11:30 AM (#1644135) Subject: RE: BS: . From: GUEST They say it makes you go blind, so - no-one to see it at all. |
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08 Jan 06 - 11:34 AM (#1644137) Subject: RE: BS: . From: GUEST Who farted? |
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08 Jan 06 - 12:00 PM (#1644156) Subject: RE: BS: . From: ranger1 The dog. |
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08 Jan 06 - 12:13 PM (#1644165) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Severn Azizi, Your "long lost relative" St. Francis Of Azizi--Now HE knew the value of silence! |
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08 Jan 06 - 12:37 PM (#1644179) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Jeri He was 'Asissi'. Jeri, Straight Lines R Us |
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08 Jan 06 - 12:44 PM (#1644183) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Rapparee No, that was Francis the Sissy. Azizi lives in Pittsburgh, a place unfamiliar to both Francis AND the people who claim to live there. |
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08 Jan 06 - 02:32 PM (#1644276) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace The lord gouerneþ me, and no þing schal faile to me; in þe place of pasture, þere he haþ set me. He nurschide me on þe watir of refresching; he conuertid my soule. He ledde me forþ on þe paþþis of ri3tfulnesse, for his name. For whi, þou3 y schal go in þe myddis of schadewe of deeþ, y schal not drede yuelis; for þou art wiþ me: Thi 3erde & þi staf, þo han confortid me. Thou hast maad redi a boord in my si3t, a3enes hem þat trublen me; Thou hast maad fat myn heed wiþ oile; & my cuppe fillynge gretli is ful cleer. And þi merci schal sue me in alle þe daies of my liyf; And þat y dwelle in þe hous of þe lord, in-to þe lengþe of daies. It's Sunday and I thought I'd toss that into the mix. Have a great day everyone. |
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08 Jan 06 - 04:28 PM (#1644362) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Azizi Thou shalt not take Azizi's name in vain. Or else---or else--something. |
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08 Jan 06 - 04:49 PM (#1644381) Subject: RE: BS: . From: GUEST open yourself into nothingness. |
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08 Jan 06 - 04:51 PM (#1644384) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace And recall the words of the Zen guy at the hotdog stand: "Make me one with everything." |
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08 Jan 06 - 04:56 PM (#1644387) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Liz the Squeak And if you hear a rustle in the hedgerows, don't be alarmed now.... it's just a sprinkling for the May queen. LTS |
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08 Jan 06 - 05:09 PM (#1644398) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Azizi The 23rd Psalm also called "The Lord's Prayer". |
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08 Jan 06 - 05:11 PM (#1644399) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace "The 23rd Psalm also called "The Lord's Prayer." Nope. One's OT and the other NT. |
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08 Jan 06 - 05:14 PM (#1644401) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace Fæder ure þu þe eart on heofonum; Si þin nama gehalgod to becume þin rice gewurþe ðin willa on eorðan swa swa on heofonum. urne gedæghwamlican hlaf syle us todæg and forgyf us ure gyltas swa swa we forgyfað urum gyltendum and ne gelæd þu us on costnunge ac alys us of yfele soþlice |
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08 Jan 06 - 05:17 PM (#1644404) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Liz the Squeak Psalm 23 is 'the Lord is my Shepherd', not 'The Lords' Prayer'. Psalm 119 has 176 verses. LTS |
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08 Jan 06 - 05:23 PM (#1644407) Subject: RE: BS: . From: GUEST 是笨蛋 |
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08 Jan 06 - 05:31 PM (#1644413) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace ÄãÊÇ, ¿ÍÈË¡£ |
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08 Jan 06 - 05:34 PM (#1644416) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Azizi Yeah I know that. I just wanted to see how many people were on their toes [as opposed to sitting on their butts] |
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08 Jan 06 - 05:39 PM (#1644419) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace However, methinks it is you who are, Guest. |
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08 Jan 06 - 05:57 PM (#1644424) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Azizi I agree. |
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08 Jan 06 - 06:02 PM (#1644430) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Liz the Squeak I'm on my own.... LTS |
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08 Jan 06 - 06:52 PM (#1644468) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace Ain't we all . . . . |
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08 Jan 06 - 07:04 PM (#1644483) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Little Hawk Hugga Bugga. Hugga Bugga. Hugga Bugga. (say it three times fast, and you get harmonic resonance) |
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08 Jan 06 - 07:19 PM (#1644502) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace 'you get harmonic resonance' Will it help me go bathroom? |
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08 Jan 06 - 07:47 PM (#1644532) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Bill D Mary had a little plane, And in it she would frisk. And when she flew it upside down, Her little * ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞ |
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08 Jan 06 - 07:49 PM (#1644533) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace You allowed to say that here? |
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08 Jan 06 - 07:54 PM (#1644539) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Bee-dubya-ell If you're allowed to say "ampersand" you're allowed to say anything. |
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08 Jan 06 - 08:08 PM (#1644546) Subject: RE: BS: . From: bobad "Will it help me go bathroom?" Day-o, day-o, Daylight come and Me want to go |
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08 Jan 06 - 08:10 PM (#1644549) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace ampersand Has a nice ring to it, dontcha think? Kinda like spatula. |
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08 Jan 06 - 08:12 PM (#1644550) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Little Hawk This will purge everything... Oh, yeah! |
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08 Jan 06 - 08:38 PM (#1644576) Subject: RE: BS: . From: GUEST,Zed Lepplin "And if you hear a rustle in the hedgerows, don't be alarmed now.... it's just a sprinkling for the May queen" If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now...it's just a spring-clean for the May queen. (ooooo-it makes ME wonder!) |
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08 Jan 06 - 09:47 PM (#1644612) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Bill D ऩ Ω Θ Φ τ µ σ Σ π Γ ß α ▌ ▄ █ ┌┘ ╪ ╫ ╓ ╘ ╥ ╙ ╤ ╨ ╧ ╬ ═ ╠ ╦ ╩ ╔ ╚ ╟ ╞ ┼ ─ ├ ┬ ┴ ┐ ╛ ╜ ╝ ╗ ║ ╣ ╕ ╖ ╢ ╡ ┤ │ ▓ ▒ ░ » « ¡ Əə ∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞∞ ☺ |
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08 Jan 06 - 10:18 PM (#1644623) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Once Famous This thread has just as much to say as Amos' big Bush thread. |
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08 Jan 06 - 11:10 PM (#1644664) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Rapparee 1. Puer: desperare noli - heus surge: nec sedere humi -aio quia: nuper huc venisti non te_oportet esse maestum. puer: locus est quo pergas -aio opi-: bus si tu careas - si man- ebis: ibi, invenies delectationes multas. (Chorus) placet manere en sussitio (bis) ibi omnia delectant iuvenes comitesque tu cognosces. placet manere en sussitiw (bis) te lavare potes, cenabisque bene facies quodcumque tu vis. 2. Puer: modo mihi audi - aio puer: ecquid vis fieri - aio vera: fient tunc somnia sed oportet scir(e) hoc unum: puer: solus vero eris - aio modis: ne gestas superbis! - age i nunc: eiV to sussition scio eos adiuturos Chorus: 3. Olim: aliter non eram - obortis sinum: lacrimis implebam - sensi vitam: non cur(ae) esse cuiquam nemo est quin sit defessus. tunc ap-: propinquavit quidam - vade: mecum nunc per viam- locus est nom-: ine sussition demonstrabunt tibi viam. Chorus: |
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09 Jan 06 - 10:13 AM (#1644903) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Bunnahabhain He looks upon the smoking ruins from the brow of the hill of outside, that once was the great city, its name, once in a now lost language, that was simply called 'sanity'. The invading horde have destroyed it all, without ever understanding it. They sit atop fallen sentances and collapsed chords, strumming their melodians, whilst the last of that mad band, the Forlorn Hope, wander, still carrying their bodhrans, not believing they're alive after storming the breach. No words can match the scene, so he simply shakes his head, and goes to rejoin them. |
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09 Jan 06 - 10:13 AM (#1644904) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Bunnahabhain BTW, I forgot to say, I'm back. |
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09 Jan 06 - 10:15 AM (#1644906) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace Hi, honey, glad you're home. |
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09 Jan 06 - 10:45 AM (#1644931) Subject: RE: BS: . From: ranger1 Yes, but has anyone found the brown note yet? |
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09 Jan 06 - 12:22 PM (#1645010) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace It was in the yard near the petunias. |
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09 Jan 06 - 12:30 PM (#1645022) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Liz the Squeak You sing it your way honey, I'll sing it mine. LTS |
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09 Jan 06 - 12:39 PM (#1645032) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Bill D so the Galapagos tortise said to the Drosophila melanogaster," I think I ate your 1027 great-grandfather. He sure looked a lot like you." |
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09 Jan 06 - 12:40 PM (#1645035) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Liz the Squeak ~ LTS |
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09 Jan 06 - 03:06 PM (#1645077) Subject: RE: BS: . From: gnu Behold, our bidding is to be befittingly beholden to BS because it behooves us to behave as the beginning of this thread begot, that is, by begging the question by which we may beckon the inner bard to becalm and beatify our own beasts of burden, without beating around the bush. But... I could be biased. |
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09 Jan 06 - 04:29 PM (#1645121) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Bill D blatant blustering, befitting bourgeois banality!~ |
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09 Jan 06 - 04:34 PM (#1645124) Subject: RE: BS: . From: GUEST,Zed Lepplin But your way is WRONG!!!!!!!!!! You cant hear satan unless you sing it the RIGHT way. Its bustle in your hedgerow. Jimmy Page told me that so there. And it IS spring-clean for the May Queen. Lookit up. "You sing it your way honey, I'll sing it mine. LTS" |
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09 Jan 06 - 04:49 PM (#1645133) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Metchosin ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm |
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09 Jan 06 - 05:34 PM (#1645163) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Rapparee How are these things the same? How are they different? |
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09 Jan 06 - 05:38 PM (#1645167) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace Take the pebble from my hand. When you can take the pebble it will be time for you to go. SWOOSH OK, best two out of three? |
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09 Jan 06 - 05:40 PM (#1645170) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace 101. HA HA |
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09 Jan 06 - 05:40 PM (#1645171) Subject: RE: BS: . From: lady penelope (sings) One of these songs is not like the other one One of these songs is not the same...... I always thought it was "spring clean" but seeing as dear old Mr Plant is notorious for changing lyrics at the drop of a tab, I guess it's reasonable to sing anything yer like....... |
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09 Jan 06 - 06:14 PM (#1645210) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Liz the Squeak Like I give a rats hairy buttock? LTS |
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09 Jan 06 - 06:18 PM (#1645213) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace If the rat's only got one buttock, is it then a half-assed rodent? |
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09 Jan 06 - 07:12 PM (#1645265) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Rapparee And then, and then, and then, and then, there was a clash of symbols and a roar of drums, a blare of trumpets and a rutter of bums. |
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09 Jan 06 - 07:31 PM (#1645299) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Kaleea . . .and just how wide was that moustache on Jerry Cologna? |
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09 Jan 06 - 07:32 PM (#1645300) Subject: RE: BS: . From: Peace 1. The 'Is your bum psycho?' quiz True or False? Is your bum psycho? Take this test and find out. Has your bum ever embarrassed you in public? Is your bum always making a noise and creating a big stink? Do you feel like your bum has a mind of its own? Does your bum grow little arms and legs, jump off your body and attend midnight bum rallies? Has your bum ever tried to take over the world? Score: One point for each 'yes' answer. Found on the www. |