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BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!

11 Jan 06 - 08:17 PM (#1646647)
Subject: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

Wanna know why? Cos they look stoopid. And they cover up the good parts. Know'm sayin'? I say we flippin' boycott cotton pasties now and get a law passed AZAP.

Eggsample 1

Eggsample 2


- Shane


11 Jan 06 - 08:22 PM (#1646653)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Joe Offer

I dunno. They look like polyester to me.


11 Jan 06 - 08:31 PM (#1646662)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I dunno. That second photo is a pretty good argument for not banning them. I'd be afraid to find out what that particular pair looks like without the pasties.


11 Jan 06 - 08:39 PM (#1646672)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: bobad

Bring back the bustle I say.


11 Jan 06 - 08:46 PM (#1646675)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

Ho-LEE FLIP!!!!!!!!

Them girls had big asses back then. Is that, like, when the Titanic sank? Or is that why it did?

- Shane


11 Jan 06 - 09:13 PM (#1646696)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Peace

If I want to look at breasts, I'd prefer it be in real life.


11 Jan 06 - 10:26 PM (#1646753)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Ron Davies

So why are they called pasties? Don't appear Cornish--or do they? And are they pasted on? Inquiring minds....


11 Jan 06 - 10:44 PM (#1646768)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

They are stuck on somehow. I guess with rubbur cemente or some kinda glue. It's totally stoopid. It's like a man wearin' a plastic fig leaf over his rocket pod. I would never do that. No flippin' way. You gotta let air get to the sensative parts of the body or they can, like, get a bad skin problem. Like a rash. Know'm sayin'? YOU ccan break out if you don't watch out. then what? Who wants to show up at the walk'in clinic and say, "I've got a rash on my...you know...down there..." (old ladies and people lookin' and laughin' up theier sleve) Jeez.

- Shane


12 Jan 06 - 05:24 AM (#1646874)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: John MacKenzie

Cotton Pasties are what you buy in a British Rail buffet-car, they are old and stale.
Which is why they're so hard to chew chew chew!
Giok


12 Jan 06 - 05:57 AM (#1646893)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: David C. Carter

John,is that the Chattanooga chew chew?


12 Jan 06 - 09:10 AM (#1646961)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Liz the Squeak

Whoo hooo Bobad - looks like my ass is back in fashion there!!!

LTS


12 Jan 06 - 09:17 AM (#1646967)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Rapparee

Hey, Shane. You oughta seen that Dana chick in pasties. Woo-oo! She could make them tassels twirls clockwise and counterclockwise at the same time!

Her's were silk I think, and not cotton.


12 Jan 06 - 09:42 AM (#1646996)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Liz the Squeak

Courtesy of Morticia:

I stick on my pasties with an air of resolve...
for a 50 quid note you can see them revolve....

LTS


12 Jan 06 - 03:48 PM (#1647154)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Janie

I hear lots of oinks!

Janie


12 Jan 06 - 03:54 PM (#1647158)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: number 6

I thought this thread was going to be about cornish pasties !

sIx


12 Jan 06 - 03:59 PM (#1647159)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Bill D

"banned?".....such silliness should just not be encouraged.


12 Jan 06 - 04:17 PM (#1647180)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: M.Ted

They are affixed with a simple glue stick, such as on would find at the Walmart--As to banning them, in many situations, they are worn to comply with local regulations, and the wearers would probably just as soon leave them off.


12 Jan 06 - 05:25 PM (#1647214)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: open mike

pastry?


12 Jan 06 - 05:36 PM (#1647218)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Liz the Squeak

And there was me thinking they had little hooks on them.. mind you, they'd drop off in warm conditions.

LTS


12 Jan 06 - 06:21 PM (#1647251)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Peace

This type of thread demeans women, IMO.


12 Jan 06 - 06:25 PM (#1647255)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

So? What's yer point?

Rapaire - You lie so bad. I hope yer momma doesn't know.


12 Jan 06 - 06:51 PM (#1647274)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Peace

No point at all, obviously.


12 Jan 06 - 07:00 PM (#1647284)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Rapparee

She had a thong in her...heart, too, Shane.


12 Jan 06 - 08:07 PM (#1647334)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Bill D

this is just a tempest in a T-Cup.


12 Jan 06 - 08:14 PM (#1647340)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: ranger1

Velcro. They're held on with velcro.


12 Jan 06 - 08:17 PM (#1647344)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: beardedbruce

and what holds the velcro on?


And don't tell me "it's velcro all the way down" ...


12 Jan 06 - 08:19 PM (#1647346)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: ranger1

Bubblegum?


12 Jan 06 - 09:03 PM (#1647379)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Arne

Cornish pasties are good. I'd have thought, though, that cotton ones might be a bit on the chewy side....

Cheers,


12 Jan 06 - 09:53 PM (#1647398)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Janie

Thank you, Peace.

Janie


12 Jan 06 - 10:28 PM (#1647417)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Ron Davies

But we're all trying to figure out what Peace's point was. Even he doesn't know.   It's baffling.


12 Jan 06 - 10:36 PM (#1647427)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Bill D

re:pasties


"mr youse needn't be so spry
concernin questions arty

each has his tastes but as for i
i likes a certain party

gimme the he-man's solid bliss
for youse ideas i'll match youse

a pretty girl who naked is
is worth a million statues"

    e.e. cummings


13 Jan 06 - 05:48 AM (#1647594)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: GUEST,sewing expert

Is this a cotton thread then?


13 Jan 06 - 06:38 AM (#1647616)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: The Fooles Troupe

I've often wondered what makes them hang on.
As a matter of fact, I'm beginning to wonder why I'm hanging on here...


13 Jan 06 - 07:27 AM (#1647656)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: gnu

I am not much for pastries, but I do like some tarts.

Demeaning? Ah, yeah, I can see it in the expression on that's girl's face.


13 Jan 06 - 10:21 AM (#1647809)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Liz the Squeak

I've got a book of old tarts Gnu... we should get together!

LTS


14 Jan 06 - 07:31 AM (#1648507)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: gnu

I'll boil a kettle for the tea. Lemon tarts with extra lemon and no marrang... marangue... mer... none a that fluffy white crap. Strawberry-Rhubarb tarts. Raspberry Jam tarts with the little crust crosses on them like Mum used to make. Mincemeat tarts with rum in them. Gosh, I wish I had a tart right now.


14 Jan 06 - 10:12 PM (#1648672)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: frogprince

First time I ever drove in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, I came accross a big restaurant sign : "The Queen's Pasties" . Being as the only kind of "pasties" I had ever heard of were bits of cloth to cover little pink noses, I thought it was a darned strange name for a restaurant...


15 Jan 06 - 11:09 AM (#1648765)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Stilly River Sage

To borrow from Lana Turner, when asked about the construction of one of her dresses, what kept it up was "gravity--the gravity of the situation if it fell down!"

There are some very unappealing pasties out there--for example, one has to feel sorry for these critters (the spiders, not the boobs).

I do believe this woman is about the attempt the clockwise/counterclockwise challenge. Yup. Here she goes!

Anyway, there are lots and lots of pasties out there, including leather and fibres other than cotton. These appear to be made of wheat. . . This appears to be a professional pair, a belly-dancer perhaps?

(Little Hawk, that last one is for you. What would one of these threads be without my well-chosen illustrations, eh?)

SRS


15 Jan 06 - 01:32 PM (#1648864)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: EBarnacle

Considering some things that women do to their breasts, this is totally innocuous.
These pasties are on the same level as the artificial beauty marks that tarts used in the 18th and 19th centuries.
Also consider that pasties and g-strings were invented to get around the blue laws which would not allow strippers full exposure.


15 Jan 06 - 06:14 PM (#1649086)
Subject: RE: BS: Cotton Pasties should be Banned!
From: Liz the Squeak

"No wonder your generation is so angry - you've all got permanent wedgies"....

LTS