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17 Jan 06 - 05:47 PM (#1650438) Subject: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: GUEST,Willard the Dillard What if it's true??? |
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17 Jan 06 - 05:53 PM (#1650444) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: Liz the Squeak Willlard, you need to get out more.... LTS |
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17 Jan 06 - 05:58 PM (#1650449) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: GUEST,Willard the Dillard It's dangerous out there, Liz. I just go out for necessary provisions at the grocery, and I always purchase the latest Weekly World News. They keep me well informed. Check this out, for example: Eat more daily and save the world!!! |
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17 Jan 06 - 06:02 PM (#1650453) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: wysiwyg I think my husband coined a new term this week-- "going yahoo" over something, as in "freak out." Pron. YAH-hoo. Usage: "The committee were having a nice, adult conversation when suddenly, one of them went all yahoo on me." ~Susan |
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17 Jan 06 - 07:03 PM (#1650480) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: frogprince And, from the same great source, a pick-up line I may just have to try: "I'll be honest. I'm a frog and only a kiss from you can remove the curse and turn me into a prince. Let me just explain exactly where on me you need to kiss for it to be effective." |
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17 Jan 06 - 07:07 PM (#1650484) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: Peace "What if it's true???" Then you wasted $5.00. |
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17 Jan 06 - 07:12 PM (#1650488) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: GUEST,Willard the Dillard You're worried about money at a time like this? Give me a break! We are being invaded by aliens posing as prostitutes and all you can think about is... Wait a minute. Did you say 5 dollars?????? Where the hell do you live anyway? They cost way more than that around here. |
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17 Jan 06 - 07:19 PM (#1650496) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: Peace LOL Comparison shopping. |
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17 Jan 06 - 07:31 PM (#1650505) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: bobad ♫ When you ask what's the blues Well I'll tell you if I can It's a ten dollar woman God almighty now And a five dollar man ♫ Patrick Sky |
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17 Jan 06 - 07:38 PM (#1650511) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: frogprince Maybe that's what I really encountered once in the "uptown" area of Chicago. She, or it, tried to hustle me as I went from a drugstore to my car. She was emaciated, deeply wrinkled, her hair was long, tangled, and filthy, and the few teeth she had were of a remarkable variety of colors. When I pulled away from her she snarled, "What's the matter, don't you like white women?" |
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17 Jan 06 - 07:40 PM (#1650513) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: GUEST,Willard the Dillard There's a lot people should know about. Like this, for example: I bet you didn't know this! |
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17 Jan 06 - 08:00 PM (#1650530) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: GUEST,Amber Skye As a professional working girl who is also an alien agent, and proud of it, I wish to advise potential Johns (customers, for the uninitiated) that any hooker in North America who offers her services for $10 or less is not, I repeat, not an alien agent. We never charge less than $250, and that's rock bottom. We have an interplanetary espionage system to support here, don't forget. It could be dangerous to your health to engage sexual services from complete strangers in such a low price bracket. No joke. It's a jungle out there. Speaking of which, I was approached by a chimpanzee the other day in Chicago, Illinois! Quite a surprise. He looked almost dapper in his trenchcoat and fedora, but his shoes needed polishing. He turned out to be smarter and more likeable than most of my human customers, although that's not saying a lot. The information we have gathered thus far suggests that the only real problem this planet has is that it is overrun with vermin called human beings. We intend to do something about that, as soon as we have wrapped up the situation on Retulna. That's another planet. It's not in your system. We're converting it into an interplanetary rest stop. Anyway, DON'T purchase sex for $10 or less! It's not safe. |
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17 Jan 06 - 08:10 PM (#1650536) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: snarky LH morphs again... |
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17 Jan 06 - 08:13 PM (#1650537) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: Peace "But don't expect the little hero to rest on his laurels after bagging one of history's most evil men. White House sources say the president is so delighted with Bat Boy's success, he's ordered the patriotic freak to be dispatched to locate another fugitive fiend: Osama Bin Laden." From here. |
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17 Jan 06 - 08:16 PM (#1650540) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: GUEST Here's some vital info... How to fight space aliens... |
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17 Jan 06 - 08:18 PM (#1650542) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: Peace "LONDON - Star Trek's Capt. Kirk was right after all - you CAN beat the average space alien to a pulp in a fair fight!" Fair fight? LOL. Fair means I walk away without a scratch, f#ck the other guy, pardon me. |
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17 Jan 06 - 08:20 PM (#1650545) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: GUEST,Willard the Dillard That stuff about Bat Boy is totally true. 110% true. It's gospel. He is probably the best hope we have left to save this planet. |
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17 Jan 06 - 08:21 PM (#1650546) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: Peace No doubt there, WtD. |
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17 Jan 06 - 08:26 PM (#1650549) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: Bee-dubya-ell Are we to interpret the above post by Amber Skye to mean that Chongo finally got some from a human woman? And then she turned out to be an alien instead? Oh, the irony of it all! Hey, Chongo! Nice try! |
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17 Jan 06 - 08:33 PM (#1650554) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: Little Hawk LOL!!! Yeah, it's sad, isn't it? |
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17 Jan 06 - 08:46 PM (#1650564) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: GUEST,The Deli Lama The space aliens I'm most worried about? The Klingon-Ferengi alliance that has taken over the U. S. government within recent years. The Deli Lama |
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17 Jan 06 - 08:52 PM (#1650567) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: Peace So, this spacecraft crashes in front of a deli. The alien goes in and points to an item and says, "I'd like the spare tire." The owner says, "That's a bagel." Alien says, "Oh. What do you do with it?" Owner says, "Y'eat it." Alien takes a bite and says, "You, know, this would go good with lox and cream cheese." |
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17 Jan 06 - 11:08 PM (#1650644) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: Skivee Outside of the atmosphere the aliens craft would use engines that work cosmic lines of force into a fenzy. But nearer the ground that would be LOx and Liquid Hydrogen, not cream cheese. |
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17 Jan 06 - 11:21 PM (#1650650) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: number 6 "Suzie Creamcheese, oh baby, what's got into you" sIx |
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17 Jan 06 - 11:34 PM (#1650658) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: number 6 "Did you pick up on that? Creamcheese..." sIx |
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18 Jan 06 - 01:23 PM (#1651004) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: Little Hawk Check this out: The Iranian Camel |
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18 Jan 06 - 01:54 PM (#1651022) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: gnu $250? $250? IF I was so inclined, I'd be freakin out too. $250? Ya gotta fuckin crazy. |
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18 Jan 06 - 01:56 PM (#1651024) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: number 6 Good one L.H !! LOL I must admit I was well onto the 2nd paragraph before it dawned on to me .... really good, thanks for posting it. sIx |
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18 Jan 06 - 02:42 PM (#1651062) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: Peace If he sells it by weight, some charity is gonna win big time. |
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18 Jan 06 - 03:24 PM (#1651098) Subject: RE: BS: More exciting stuff to freak out about.. From: Little Hawk That explains the perfectly atrocious shriek of agony when he passed it... I think he's earned the $25,000. Now what about those Iranians, eh? What nice people to offer the USA that wooden camel. I think we are on the verge of a whole new era in friendly relations with the mullahs... |
