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BS: A Piece of Shatner?

17 Jan 06 - 09:47 PM (#1650601)
Subject: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: artbrooks

For LH and all of the Shatner-maniacs, this appears to be an opportunity lost to you all. Oh well, perhaps his mohel kept a piece.....


17 Jan 06 - 09:58 PM (#1650613)
Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: Little Hawk

Hmmm. Thanks, Art. I think...


17 Jan 06 - 11:00 PM (#1650641)
Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: wysiwyg

The man actually thinks he pees diamonds. Unbelievable.

~S~


18 Jan 06 - 10:20 AM (#1650881)
Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: SINSULL

It is of course a plot to obtain Shatner DNA and create an army of bad actors to continue the Star Trek craze ad infinitum.


18 Jan 06 - 10:29 AM (#1650891)
Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: jacqui.c

I didn't realise the depths to which Billy Boy could plumb....

I bet he showed some REAL emation when he passed that!


18 Jan 06 - 10:31 AM (#1650893)
Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: Peace

"perhaps his mohel kept a piece"

Actually, that part was responsible for three clones. One leads England, another Canada, and the last is running the USA.

Makes one proud to be Canadian (thank you, Winston).


18 Jan 06 - 10:53 AM (#1650910)
Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: Desdemona

Well, I did half-expect to learn that it was Little Hawk who was the fortubate(?) winner!

And has everyone here SEEN 'Incubus', the first and only movie filmed entirely in Esperanto? It could be the Shatner's MASTERPIECE!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059311/

(Sorry, dunno how to make blue clickies)

~D


18 Jan 06 - 11:25 AM (#1650928)
Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: Little Hawk

I would have bid on the Shatner kidney stone, but I was not informed. I wonder if Pamela had a crack at it? ;-) If so, she could sleep with it under her pillow.


18 Jan 06 - 02:48 PM (#1651067)
Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: Peace

Jaysus . . . .

Do I hear $1,000?


19 Jan 06 - 07:25 AM (#1651480)
Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: GUEST

Interesting world when one man's kidney stone is worth more than several New Delhi suburbs. Subscribers to People Magazine, YOU CAUSED THIS.


19 Jan 06 - 08:29 AM (#1651514)
Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: jacqui.c

Bruce - wrong end - that's his BRAIN he's holding! Brand new, never used.


19 Jan 06 - 08:32 AM (#1651518)
Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: Little Hawk

Well, it's not his libido, anyway. That got used plenty.


19 Jan 06 - 09:46 AM (#1651558)
Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: gnu

A kidney stone can be that big? And can be "passed"? Seroiusly?


19 Jan 06 - 09:56 AM (#1651564)
Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: gnu

I just checked WebMD... There are four different types of kidney stones, and they can be as small as grains of sand or as large as a golf ball.

I did not know that. Ouch!


19 Jan 06 - 10:01 AM (#1651565)
Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: Peace

I guess it would sting a little if you went for a pee and . . . .


19 Jan 06 - 10:02 AM (#1651566)
Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: Peace

Desdemona's link.


19 Jan 06 - 10:28 AM (#1651580)
Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: gnu

Sting a little? I musta been at the end of the dick line when I was being issued body parts before being reincarnated. If I ever get a stone, I hope it's while I am back as an elephant... nay, whale... great big Blue Whale.

Minds me... I always figured my penance for the love of brew would be that I will next come back as an alcoholic woodpecker. Now, that would sting, eh b'y!!


20 Jan 06 - 02:49 PM (#1652152)
Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: gnu

Es...per....ANTO?