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BS: Chongo's family?

18 Jan 06 - 04:43 PM (#1651149)
Subject: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Jersey Joe

An ugly bunch, lemme tell ya! Here's......

Uncle Veeno!


18 Jan 06 - 04:47 PM (#1651153)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Jersey Joe

Cousin Lookie

Gotta admit, he's kinda cute.


18 Jan 06 - 04:58 PM (#1651158)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Jersey Joe

In the slammer!

That's cousin Ronnie. He don't look too happy.


18 Jan 06 - 05:01 PM (#1651161)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Jersey Joe

The Rock Star! Brother Benjamin.

So cool!


18 Jan 06 - 05:03 PM (#1651163)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Chachi

Chong's dad, Cosmo...

Just relaxin'...


18 Jan 06 - 05:08 PM (#1651165)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST

Could this be...

Chongo?


18 Jan 06 - 05:11 PM (#1651166)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST

KREEE-GAHHH!!!


18 Jan 06 - 08:50 PM (#1651285)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: Little Hawk

Meanest chimp in 48 states:

Boss Kobutu

He's been trying to put Chongo on ice for awhile now, and vice versa. He is the kingpin.


18 Jan 06 - 09:57 PM (#1651318)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: number 6

Yikes !!!!

Now that is one mean monkey ... I certainly won't take him on!

sIx


18 Jan 06 - 10:14 PM (#1651327)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Yeah, I know the bastard. Kobutu commands more firepower than Lucky Luciano ever did. I hope I live to see him go down for the count.

Jersey Joe, I know you too. You're a jerk gorilla. A jerk gorilla with a glass jaw, just like your namesake that got cold-cocked by Rocky Marciano. You're right that my uncle Veeno is ugly...but he ain't a patch on you.

Here's a candid photo I got of you, the time you got hit in the coconuts with a fastball over at Wrigley Field. Remember?

OWWWWW--YAAAAHHH!!!!


20 Jan 06 - 12:08 AM (#1652034)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Jersey Joe

Yer a freakin' idiot, Chongo. You wanna show embarrassing photos do ya? You just wait. You are askin' for trouble, you little squirt.


20 Jan 06 - 12:13 AM (#1652038)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: number 6

Jersy Joe ... I wish you would go flattin that dorky, wise assed monkey Chongo!

sIx


20 Jan 06 - 12:22 AM (#1652048)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Ha. I'm shakin' in my booties, Joe. Just shakin'.

Not.

I can still hear that yell you gave when the hardball nailed you in the goolies, Jerky Joe. Every ape in town heard it. They thought Tarzan had got vine-burn REAL bad that time. Ha! Ha! Ha! I guess that's why you walk funny now, isn't it? Or is that just hereditary?

Number 6? Go climb yer thumb, Jasper.


01 Feb 06 - 08:48 PM (#1659668)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Jersey Joe

Chongo? You still there? Chew on this, dimwit!

Special for YOU


04 Feb 06 - 05:14 PM (#1661628)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp

Yeah? Sit on THIS, Jersey Joe!

Made specially for YOU!


04 Feb 06 - 11:53 PM (#1661915)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: GUEST,Big Red

Hey, Chongo? Yeah, you...you stupid chimp...I got somethin' for you.

You get double!!!


09 Jan 07 - 01:12 AM (#1931097)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: Cluin

Chongo's hero.


09 Jan 07 - 02:08 AM (#1931118)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: Bee-dubya-ell

You'd have to live in Florida to get the joke about the trainer living in "Oscaloosa County, Florida". Needless to say, there's no such county, but there is an "Osceola County" and an "Okaloosa County". Put 'em both together to get "Oscaloosa". Yuck, yuck! But, hey, whattaya expect from a guy who writes stories about a chimp detective? Originality?


09 Jan 07 - 03:23 AM (#1931138)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: Slag

LH, your's wins so far. Most posters apparently don't no a chimp from a bonobo, a gorilla for an orangutan, or a cartoon from a chump! Chee Cheatah, let's swing outta here. aaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAaAaAh!


09 Jan 07 - 09:28 AM (#1931339)
Subject: RE: BS: Chongo's family?
From: Rapparee

Hey, Edgar Rice Burroughs used to live right here in Pocatello, Idaho! Where do you think he learned about jungles? Africa? New Yawk?