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BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!

23 Jan 06 - 07:59 PM (#1654461)
Subject: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: GUEST,opinionated dipwad

This is my opinion. I base it mainly on my own tendency to see myself as right and most others as wrong. I say it, so it is now gospel. Those who agree with me are welcome to add their comments below, and we can all agree that the world would be way better off with no banjos. Banjos have never done a single good thing for anybody. They are useless and evil. Destroy all banjos.

Discuss to your heart's content...


23 Jan 06 - 08:04 PM (#1654464)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Peace

You misspelled your last name. It's dickwad. D I C K W A D.


23 Jan 06 - 08:07 PM (#1654470)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Clinton Hammond

I've heard a lot of different banjos in my life....

They all sound like someone dropping grannys silverware down the fire-escape to me...


23 Jan 06 - 08:11 PM (#1654476)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: GUEST,opinionated dipwad

Way to go, Clinton. You are a man with a good head on his shoulders. I bet you are against religion too. Am I right? Of course I am. When have I ever been wrong?


23 Jan 06 - 08:19 PM (#1654487)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Little Hawk

Hmmm. What about people who turn to religion because of having been tortured by banjo music when they were young and helpless?


23 Jan 06 - 08:19 PM (#1654488)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Clinton Hammond

Hardly G:ODW... I'm just doing my best to give yet another crap fest of postings at Mudcat the attention they deserve... Cause I can't reach through the cable-modem and wipe shit right onto the hard-dive


23 Jan 06 - 09:22 PM (#1654558)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: GUEST,Earl Scruggs

Dipwad
Ever heard Foggy Mountain Breakdown? I though not.
Here, Clinton. Bend over and I'll play you the Deliverance Theme!

Ptttooooooiiiii--------DING! Heee HAW!


23 Jan 06 - 10:40 PM (#1654644)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Ron Davies

Good point, LH--that's a true moral dilemma.


24 Jan 06 - 08:54 AM (#1654733)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Clinton Hammond

" Here, Clinton. Bend over..."

I don't catch... unlike you and your momma....


24 Jan 06 - 10:39 AM (#1654828)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Little Hawk

And you aren't catching either. Fortunately.


24 Jan 06 - 10:43 AM (#1654833)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: leftydee

As a plus for the banjo, it at least enlists some players that, might otherwise, become accordionists.


24 Jan 06 - 10:47 AM (#1654836)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Clinton Hammond

No LH... I don't catch, cause I'd hate to put you outa work

I know you need those men's-room glory-hole quarters to support the rest of your pathetic existance


24 Jan 06 - 10:48 AM (#1654837)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Little Hawk

Or bagpipeists.


24 Jan 06 - 10:52 AM (#1654846)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Little Hawk

I don't follow that last remark at all, Clinton. Too mysterious.


24 Jan 06 - 10:16 PM (#1655161)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: tarheel

GEEZZZZZ DICKWAD....next there'll be from you a..NO MORE FIDDLES,no more dulcimers...no more mandolins...no more guitars...no more....oh what the heck....
NO MORE DICKWADS!!!!!!( i know it's DIPWAD,but it LOOKS better the way i spelled it...DICKWAD!!!!)


25 Jan 06 - 04:43 AM (#1655283)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Dave Hanson

There's nothing I like better than the sound of a banjo Earl...................unless it's the sound of a chicken in a vacuum cleaner.

eric


25 Jan 06 - 06:16 AM (#1655331)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: GUEST,DB

I don't understand this prejudice against banjos - wish I could play one!


25 Jan 06 - 08:15 AM (#1655371)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Ernest

Guest DB: it is all very easy. People starting threads like these are most often guitar players who can`t stand the thought that a banjo is louder than a guitar.


25 Jan 06 - 08:46 AM (#1655385)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Leadfingers

Banjo - The True Path !


25 Jan 06 - 10:29 AM (#1655459)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: Dave Hanson

How to shut the guitarist up ?

Give him some musical notation and ask him to play it.

eric [ banjo player ]
incidently banjo players rell the best banjo jokes.


25 Jan 06 - 11:13 AM (#1655490)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: dick greenhaus

Banjos don't make bad music--bad musicians make bad music.


25 Jan 06 - 03:11 PM (#1655544)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: GUEST,Arnie Naiman

I'm one of those folks making bad music I guess. I got hired by Ken Perlman to teach bad banjo music to the world at The Midwest Banjo Camp in this June. I suppose Dipwad won't be there.


25 Jan 06 - 09:58 PM (#1655785)
Subject: RE: BS: Banjos = good folks making bad music!
From: GUEST,Joe_F

Guitars are beautiful. Banjos are sublime.

--- Joe Fineman    joe_f@verizon.net

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