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24 Jan 06 - 06:13 PM (#1654994) Subject: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Liz the Squeak I put one of those fat balls out for the tits in my garden today.... One of those balls of seeds and nuts stuck together with animal fat you know? It hangs in the tree and the tits love to peck at it. Anyway... little pussycat Raven hoovered up the bits that fell off and is now paying the price of all that extra fibre. Anyone else got a cat that eats birdfood? LTS |
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24 Jan 06 - 06:18 PM (#1655000) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: bobad We have a dog that eats the sunflower seed husks from under the feeder and then they are expelled in his poops which sometimes are solid seeds. |
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24 Jan 06 - 06:21 PM (#1655003) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: JohnInKansas No Liz - not birdfood, but one of our three will KILL for a nibble of tropical fish food. I think she eats more of it than the fish get. It's the "flake" kind, and smells like something dead; but I think she likes it 'cause it's a bit crunchy like 'tater chips. John |
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24 Jan 06 - 06:24 PM (#1655005) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: wysiwyg I'd like to nominate LtS for those times when a Mudcat thread needs to be retitled. She should definitely do the new titles! :~) ~S~ |
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24 Jan 06 - 06:25 PM (#1655009) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Amos She's definitely got high titular qualifications, all right. A |
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24 Jan 06 - 06:26 PM (#1655010) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: kindaloupehackenweez No cats, but surely there will be sunflower plants growing in the most inconspicuous places. PEACE |
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24 Jan 06 - 06:28 PM (#1655013) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Micca My Brother grew sunflowers one year, next year(and for several years after) everyone for 1/2 a mile downwind did too!! |
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24 Jan 06 - 06:34 PM (#1655022) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: TheBigPinkLad Carnivore poo is not very good for seed germination. Bird poo is excellent; in fact some seeds rely on passing through birds in order to germinate. And some coffee maniacs like that ... |
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24 Jan 06 - 06:36 PM (#1655026) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Liz the Squeak Then there's the coffee that goes through cats... Civet coffee... I think I'll stick to lemon tea. LTS |
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24 Jan 06 - 06:37 PM (#1655027) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Bobert I really wasn't going to open this thread.... I really wasn't.... |
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24 Jan 06 - 06:47 PM (#1655044) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Little Hawk But you did. You dirty dog. Go and say 300 Hail Marys right now! |
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24 Jan 06 - 06:49 PM (#1655048) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Bat Goddess I HAD to open this thread. I second the motion to have Liz retitle threads. Ah, yes, another case of a couple of countries being separated by a common language... By the way, PetGold (Petco sells it) has fish flake cat treats -- sort of like tattered beige cellophane. Cats seem to like it, though. (Not crunchy -- must sort of melt in the mouth.) Back in the days when I had two large oscars (fish) in a 55 gal. tank in the livingroom, all our cats would sit on my then-husband's feet when he fed the oscars, hoping he'd drop some of the food. And the oscars would leap up and nip at Ed's wrist, hoping he'd drop more INSIDE the tank! Very funny to watch. Linn |
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24 Jan 06 - 06:53 PM (#1655056) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Liz the Squeak So is there anything I can give the poor pooping puddytat to counteract the effect of all that fibre? Poor little sod is wearing his paws out on the bottom of the litter tray! LTS |
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24 Jan 06 - 06:57 PM (#1655060) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Stilly River Sage My catahoula thinks bird seed is a rare delicacy. Her stool is studded with it whenever she gets her lips around the edge of the bird feeder. SRS |
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24 Jan 06 - 07:04 PM (#1655062) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Arne My Brother grew sunflowers one year, next year(and for several years after) everyone for 1/2 a mile downwind did too!! "Downwind"? I don't think the wind carried 'em..... Cheers, |
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24 Jan 06 - 07:25 PM (#1655074) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Liz the Squeak don't think the wind carried 'em..... Oh, you lucky thing.. if only you knew about Micca and wind..... LTS |
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24 Jan 06 - 07:31 PM (#1655078) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: John MacKenzie Have you thought about raising your tits, or your fatballs? Playtex do a thing nicknamed a "Hello Boys" for the former, the latter would better lifted by hand. You could of course flatten your pussy, which would solve that part of the problem. If you must keep the little crittur, perhaps a catflap would help. No not on the door, on the cat you fool!! Giok. |
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24 Jan 06 - 07:47 PM (#1655091) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: GUEST A cat taking a liking to a fat ball does not sound surprising. It is animal fat... |
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24 Jan 06 - 07:48 PM (#1655092) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Leadfingers Stilly - That is a VERY nice looking pooch !! |
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24 Jan 06 - 08:07 PM (#1655115) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Bee-dubya-ell Tropical fish food is evil! We have a half-acre pond full of koi and comets, both of which are non-carnivorous species. We feed them catfish feed, on which they seem to do just fine. A couple of years ago we gave about a dozen smaller fish to our daughter to put in her aquarium. She fed them tropical fish food. After about a year, the largest koi ate everything else in the aquarium! If tropical fish food can turn peaceful, docile carp into killers, just imagine what it might do to cats! |
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24 Jan 06 - 08:46 PM (#1655144) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Once Famous Man, opening this thread was sure a disappointment. |
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24 Jan 06 - 10:29 PM (#1655169) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: The Fooles Troupe So are you. |
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25 Jan 06 - 04:19 AM (#1655264) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: JennyO Anyone else got a cat that eats birdfood? No, but there are birds around here that eat our catfood. The dry catfood sits in a raised bowl in a covered area just outside the backdoor. The local magpies, native pigeons and whatever else that flies seem to love it. From in the kitchen you can see and hear them pecking in the bowl and there is a flurry of wings as we go outside. I think the cats are rather pleased too, because it gives them a chance to exercise their skill in chasing birds. Fortunately for the birds, they are usually too slow to catch them. Martin, I can understand your disappointment about the pussy and tits, but fat balls?? |
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25 Jan 06 - 04:22 AM (#1655269) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: The Fooles Troupe He was playing with bricks... |
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25 Jan 06 - 04:55 AM (#1655288) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: David C. Carter I got a cat that eats the birds that eat the food.Does that count? Bird dog |
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25 Jan 06 - 04:58 AM (#1655290) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: The Fooles Troupe Don't swallow the spider! |
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25 Jan 06 - 05:07 AM (#1655295) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: David C. Carter That sat down beside her! |
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25 Jan 06 - 05:16 AM (#1655298) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Gervase Fat balls would be bloody bliss compared to the problem I'm having at the moment. We've just aquired a Jack Russell pup that has taken a liking to cat-crap and sheep turds and seeks them out at every opportunity. They give him the shits and make his breath rank, but he loves 'em, revolting little sod that he is. The cats, however, seem content with what nature intended, bringing back daily batches of mutilated shrews, voles, mice, rats, moles, rabbits and tweetie birds. The best was a couple of weeks back when one brought in a whole widgeon. Needless to say, that was hastily removed from the cat's clutches, pucked and drawn and popped in the freezer. And, boy, was she pissed off (The cat, not the widgeon, I hasten to add. The widgeon was past caring)! |
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25 Jan 06 - 05:26 AM (#1655301) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Wilfried Schaum I just feel with you, Bobert ... I couldn't resist opening the thread, too ... We have two fat balls dangling in the garden and a lot of tits, but - alas - no pussies. What about honouring LtS with the title "Mudcat Titular General" and the right never to be cloned by whomsoever? |
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25 Jan 06 - 05:55 AM (#1655315) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Liz the Squeak Gervase - you owe me a cup of herbal tea and a new keyboard... and possibly new nasal passages as the presence of lemon tea in them is causing some distress. Has your poopy puppy discovered the shit lined chimney yet? Giok, I have raised my fat balls as far up as I can reach, it was the bits that fell off it that the pussy had.... thus giving him the clear out of his short little life... The tits are content to come lower, but it's difficult keeping the balls out of the reach of the pussy. I must add that the sweet little kitty has also has his fair shair of local fauna too.... ranging from baby mice, to a rat the size of a Jack Russell dog. It was the finding of a single bird claw under the sofa that really put the cap on it. LTS |
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25 Jan 06 - 06:14 AM (#1655330) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: GUEST,DB A couple of years ago some new people moved in next door to me. The lady of the house hung a bird feeder from the apple tree at the bottom of her garden. Soon after her neighbour spotted a rat in her garden and went totally apeshit!! The local pest controllers were called in and all hell broke loose. Soon after that I overheard some of the local gossips expressing an opinion that it was my fault - presumably because my garden is untidi... more ecologically friendly than theirs. A couple of days after the gossiping incident I glanced out of my kitchen window and saw a grey squirrel busily feeding at the bird feeder and scattering nuts, seeds etc. on the floor - where they were being consumed by a rat. I made sure that I mentioned this to one of the gossips and then just sat back to watch the fun! |
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25 Jan 06 - 11:41 AM (#1655513) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: GUEST I used to have a neighbour with a dog and a cat. The dog used to dig up the cat poo and eat it. He reckoned if he could just persuade the cat to eat dog poo he'd never have to buy pet food again. |
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25 Jan 06 - 03:14 PM (#1655547) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: GUEST also a good way to obtain worms and spread diease oops GOTTA GO! |
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25 Jan 06 - 03:15 PM (#1655549) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Little Hawk You own a true dog, Gervase. |
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25 Jan 06 - 03:18 PM (#1655551) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: GUEST,kindaloupehachenweez That last entry was from kindaloupehackenweez. (not guest) the field was blank and didnt notice till hitting sumit. My putter has gremlins and been doing alot i shouldnt be to it. I WENT, and almost decided to change my name to enigma. |
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25 Jan 06 - 03:38 PM (#1655558) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: John MacKenzie Our remining dog, who is on her way out, used to eat her own poo, and talk about halitosis, it would have stripped paint. I am wondering if that is why she has gone blind, remembering stories of Toxicaria, but knowing nothing much about it! Giok |
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25 Jan 06 - 04:06 PM (#1655563) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: GUEST Here I thought I'd find some new free websites! Whadda disappointment. Whadda weird named thread! Birds, food and suet? c'mon. |
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25 Jan 06 - 04:11 PM (#1655566) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Liz the Squeak I can't see why people get so upset about rats but will let pigeons land on their heads and feed them from their hands. You get more life threatening diseases from the bird than the rodent... a rat will make you unwell but a pigeon can kill you. LTS |
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25 Jan 06 - 05:39 PM (#1655613) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Cluin For no particular reason, I'd like to post this link to a really nice picture of the CN Tower in Toronto right here in this thread right now. |
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25 Jan 06 - 05:54 PM (#1655634) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: John MacKenzie I've been up that very tower thanks G.. |
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25 Jan 06 - 07:18 PM (#1655706) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Liz the Squeak So have I, watching the SkyDome open up like a rose..... LTS |
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25 Jan 06 - 08:04 PM (#1655740) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Big Al Whittle perhaps the Pope when he waves his arms about is signalling to the pigeons - Kill! Kill! |
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25 Jan 06 - 08:22 PM (#1655750) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Bunnahabhain Lots of things will open up like that, if you find the right button to press.... |
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26 Jan 06 - 11:25 AM (#1655982) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Stilly River Sage Those have to hurt to wear around. |
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26 Jan 06 - 12:04 PM (#1656015) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: GUEST, Topsie Liz, haven't you heard of Veil's disease? It's carried by rats, and fatal. You can catch it from water in ditches and streams where the rats lurk (though pet rats should be OK). |
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26 Jan 06 - 03:27 PM (#1656097) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Liz the Squeak I have heard of Weils disease, and I knew someone who caught and recovered from it (he was eventually killed by something far more exotic), but I've never seen a rat eating vomit off the street, something that I've frequently seen pigeons do. LTS |
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26 Jan 06 - 03:29 PM (#1656101) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Liz the Squeak The pussy has finally stopped pooping, the tits have devoured their fat balls so I'm supplementing their diet with a nut pecker. LTS |
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26 Jan 06 - 03:40 PM (#1656111) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: John MacKenzie So that's where my ex-wife went! G ☺ |
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26 Jan 06 - 04:36 PM (#1656169) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Schantieman I hope you shot the grey squirrel - or North American tree rat, as I like to call it. Now the rats, they're preety indigenous (I think they came over with the Romans). How about hanging the fat ball from a high (as high as you can (safely!) reach on your stepladder) and thin (too thin for the cat to climb along) branch of a tree. Or you might try and contrive something with bits of string strung from an upstairs window out to a tree, and a vertical one hanging off that...? No? Maybe not. Just an idea. S |
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26 Jan 06 - 07:03 PM (#1656242) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Liz the Squeak I can see your reasoning, but there are no trees close enough to the back of the house to hang anything from, the windows are not really suited to that (no wooden frames to hammer nails into) and the dining room has a bay window which is impossible to reach over... it's 10ft high and I only have a 5ft step ladder. It was the bits of ball that dropped off that the pussy ate... The nut peckers have no fat in them so they're much less pussy friendly. LTS |
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27 Jan 06 - 05:47 PM (#1656711) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Liz the Squeak Seems the tits have talken a liking to my garden.... there were 4 hanging off the pecker earlier today.... LTS |
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27 Jan 06 - 07:22 PM (#1656738) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Cluin And now for something completely different... |
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27 Jan 06 - 07:42 PM (#1656752) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: GUEST,Jaze Ah, Liz, but you do have a way with words! |
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27 Jan 06 - 07:54 PM (#1656757) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Folkiedave something that I've frequently seen pigeons do Goddness me it must be awful to live down south. We race our pigeons around here! Dave |
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28 Jan 06 - 04:21 AM (#1656902) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: John MacKenzie I didn't know northerners could fly! Liz it must be quite a long pecker! Or possibly they're not Great Tits! G |
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28 Jan 06 - 07:17 AM (#1656991) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: David C. Carter "We race our pigeons around here".........around what? David |
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28 Jan 06 - 07:39 AM (#1657002) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Snuffy "We race our pigeons around here"......... but do you ever win? |
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28 Jan 06 - 07:49 AM (#1657004) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: John MacKenzie That's a Cushat job! G. |
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29 Jan 06 - 06:19 PM (#1657547) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Liz the Squeak Surely we can get this up to 69 posts....... it deserves it don't you think? LTS |
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29 Jan 06 - 06:33 PM (#1657562) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: David C. Carter Are we talking the "Post 69 Position!" |
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29 Jan 06 - 06:40 PM (#1657565) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Bunnahabhain Well, I'm sure we can get it to 69 posts, and I'm sure it deserves something, but just what it is, I don't know.... And don't tell me either, I've not recoverd from my last lot of advice from round here yet! |
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30 Jan 06 - 11:53 AM (#1657786) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: kindaloupehackenweez I have a next door neighbor and another aquantance who both ended up in the hospital and was diagnosed with blood posioning. And would of died. And years later, have problems directed related to that event. When getting scratched by a cat for the trying to get it out of the cold and relocated to a warmer place. Ironic - No good dead goes unpunished.... Or Ted Nugnets "Cat Stratch Fear" (Oh did i say that) kindaloupehackenweez |
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30 Jan 06 - 11:54 AM (#1657789) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Liz the Squeak A cat will always find the warmest spot on its own... and for the most comfy seat in the house, you'll have to move the cat. LTS |
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30 Jan 06 - 01:24 PM (#1657897) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: David C. Carter I've had more luck in moving the bed from under the cat,than in trying to move the cat from off of it......and it's less dangerous. David |
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30 Jan 06 - 07:06 PM (#1658200) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Bunnahabhain Make sure you have removed the cat from the bedroom before attemping to sleep. If she is sitting on the window sill above the pair of you, and jumps down, Puss will land on something to cause you to react with vigour, and then look at you and wonder what the fuss is about.... |
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30 Jan 06 - 07:12 PM (#1658207) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: David C. Carter Last time I reacted with vigour,the wife wondered what the fuss was about.She said she hadn't felt a thing! |
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31 Jan 06 - 10:30 AM (#1658296) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: John MacKenzie Was she there then? G ☺ |
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31 Jan 06 - 12:09 PM (#1658386) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Sttaw Legend 69 |
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31 Jan 06 - 10:33 PM (#1658649) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: GUEST,kindaloupehackenweez I've seen cats with there ears frozen off. Also had a friend who lived in the upstairs of a house we rented. He didnt care much for cats. But was the live and let live kinda guy. Meaning he never was cruel or mean to them. Just didnt care for them. Them damn cats would shit and piss all over his bed. And would drive him nearly out of his mind. Reminds me of "Fat Freddy's cat" of the "Freak Brothers" comics. kindaloupehackenweez |
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23 Aug 06 - 04:52 PM (#1817325) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Liz the Squeak My tits are back! Having not seen them since mid May, they reappeared today in the butterfly's bush. Must be the second brood getting their flying lessons. LTS |
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23 Aug 06 - 05:32 PM (#1817352) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: GUEST "My tits are back!" Wonder Bras do wonders! "The tits are content to come lower, but it's difficult keeping the balls out of the reach of the pussy." Liz, you are something else! Very funny. |
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23 Aug 06 - 05:43 PM (#1817357) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: GUEST,Same Guest As Above Oh, I misunderstood. You were talking about tits that WANDER not those that WONDER! Boy one letter sure can make a difference in the meaning of a work |
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23 Aug 06 - 05:47 PM (#1817363) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Sorcha LOL...just leave it to Liz.... |
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23 Aug 06 - 07:16 PM (#1817414) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Liz the Squeak They're called WonderBras because you take them off and wonder where your tits went. LTS |
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23 Aug 06 - 07:45 PM (#1817429) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: gnu If your tits are showing, early fall. Two broods especially. I predicted it. I was uo to my camp yesterday. There are small maples in full red... the odd one. There are white birches with yellow leaves in the top branches... the odd one. I'd say your tits confirm an early fall and a long winter. A cold winter. |
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24 Aug 06 - 04:59 PM (#1818147) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Becca72 Hmmm...it's usually my joints that predict that.... |
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24 Aug 06 - 09:20 PM (#1818317) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: The Fooles Troupe (sings) "Don't bogart tha joint" ... |
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24 Aug 06 - 09:21 PM (#1818318) Subject: RE: BS: Pussy, tits and fat balls. From: Peace Wot's a joint like that doing in a nice girl like you? |
