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BS: Kendall is a Pussy...

24 Jan 06 - 08:04 PM (#1655109)
Subject: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Bobert

Okay, I couldn't help myself after LtS's thread but on a more serious note- okay, not terribly serious- the P-Vine and I adopted a new cat three days ago and have been racking our barin's fir a name fir the feller... Well, tonight I spied him getting ready to mark my Mrtin guitar case and, of course, Kendall came to mind... Ahhhh, not that I let him close 'nuff at the Getaway to the guitar or the case but....

So meet out new kitty, Kendall!!!!

Sorry, Capt'n....

Bobert


24 Jan 06 - 08:09 PM (#1655118)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: wysiwyg

Don't let the kitty mark the case.... and don't you mark it like a kitty!

~S~


24 Jan 06 - 08:12 PM (#1655122)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Sorcha

LOL!


24 Jan 06 - 08:16 PM (#1655126)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Bee-dubya-ell

And for God's sake keep the case closed! Cats, particularly new adoptees, often labor under the misconception that "If it looks like a litter box, it must be a litter box."

My Wechter case still smells vaguely of catshit seven years after the fact.


24 Jan 06 - 09:12 PM (#1655154)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: GUEST,Art Thieme

Alas, if Kendall writes a song now, the creative process would be very much like bringiing up a hairball!!

"Oh, the humanity!!!" --- (Herb Morrison-WLS radio news a few years ago... ;-)

Art


24 Jan 06 - 09:51 PM (#1655156)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Stilly River Sage

Poor cat!

;-D


24 Jan 06 - 11:01 PM (#1655183)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Rapparee

You COULD fill the Martin and the case with kitty litter, you know.


24 Jan 06 - 11:19 PM (#1655194)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: The Fooles Troupe

Hey we COULD fill Martin Gibson with kitty litter, you know.


25 Jan 06 - 12:00 AM (#1655206)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Deda

He seems to do a plenty good enough job of that on his own.


25 Jan 06 - 12:37 AM (#1655220)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Seamus Kennedy

Bobert, thanks for doing this.
Kendall named his damn dog after me, and this serves him right.

Seamus


25 Jan 06 - 09:09 AM (#1655397)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Bobert

Like they say, Seamus, what gors around comes around...

Meow......


25 Jan 06 - 09:36 AM (#1655416)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: SINSULL

Are you going to have him neutered?


25 Jan 06 - 09:38 AM (#1655417)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: MMario

she said with great glee


25 Jan 06 - 10:10 AM (#1655442)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: John MacKenzie

Mary that is an evil thought, poor Jacqui! Anyway remember your 'embarassing moment' with Seamus!!
Giok


25 Jan 06 - 10:32 AM (#1655462)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Big Mick

..... and should you not be able to remember it, never fear, for we shall never forget it ........


25 Jan 06 - 11:27 AM (#1655504)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: jacqui.c

Mary still mentions that on a regular basis Mick - no chance of it being forgotten!

Bobert - what a nice thing to do. You obviously have a deep understanding of the Cap'n's nature - he's a real pussycat. Just give him a stroke behind the ear and he rolls over for more!



jacqui.c - running for cover......


25 Jan 06 - 11:32 AM (#1655508)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: John MacKenzie

♫♪My D-I-V-O-R-C-E became final today ♪♫

Sailing pretty close to the wind there First Mate!!
G ☺


25 Jan 06 - 11:42 AM (#1655514)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: MMario

yeah - wishing a stroke on Kendall after all he's gone through with his vocal cords and all. not nice. ;)


25 Jan 06 - 04:25 PM (#1655583)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Liz the Squeak

I'm disappointed that you could only think of a poor imitation of my thread title... just going for the shock value, whereas mine was just a description of my garden contents - and how glad I am that I didn't mention the nest in my bush.... However I am flattered that you thought my thread worthy of imitation.

Kendall is lovely, and deserves to have his tummy tickled.

LTS


25 Jan 06 - 05:37 PM (#1655610)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Bobert

Yes, he does, LtS, 'cept after a few minutes of it, he tends to bite...

Ahhh, sorry for the shameless rip off of yer thread title but hay, "Immitation is the highest form of flattery..."

Bobert


25 Jan 06 - 07:21 PM (#1655709)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Liz the Squeak

Actually I have two nests.. one in my butterfly bush and one in my pittisporum though sadly, both are empty.

LTS


25 Jan 06 - 08:28 PM (#1655755)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Tinker

No question about it. Although Kendall may look a bit like a tough tom, he's never had an aversion to a good hug. And he laps up attention like a saucer of cream.

Tink


25 Jan 06 - 09:48 PM (#1655781)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: GUEST,Dani

Who DOESN'T wish a stroke on Kendall?! He deserves the best of everything....

Dani


25 Jan 06 - 10:09 PM (#1655787)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: GUEST

Think I'll name my weasel, Kendall.   HAHA


26 Jan 06 - 09:03 AM (#1655887)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: John MacKenzie

That's stoatally unnecessary Guest.
Giok


26 Jan 06 - 04:32 PM (#1656166)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: jacqui.c

Liz - when we next make it over there I'll make sure you have the opportunity to tickle his tummy!


27 Jan 06 - 08:09 AM (#1656360)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: SINSULL

What about me, Jacqui? Ever since the dog park incident I haven't even been allowed to hug him never mind tickle his tummy. Does his back leg run when you do?


27 Jan 06 - 02:56 PM (#1656624)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: jacqui.c

Not his back leg anyway, and it doesn't run!


27 Jan 06 - 02:59 PM (#1656627)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: John MacKenzie

Dribble a bit then?
G


27 Jan 06 - 03:00 PM (#1656631)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: gnu

Eeeewwwwwe!


27 Jan 06 - 11:17 PM (#1656822)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Stilly River Sage

Now I feel sorry for Kendall. The cat can take care of itself. Look what you started, Bobert!


28 Jan 06 - 08:14 AM (#1657013)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: jacqui.c

No need to feel sorry for him Maggie - Kendall loves all the attention.

He's just called us whackos! That's the pot calling the kettle black!


28 Jan 06 - 10:46 AM (#1657068)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Bobert

Kendall the Cat news:

Well, Kendall the cat has forgotten all about markin' my Martin guitar case and is now intent on whupping up on Emma, the small female cat... Been a lot of hissin' and screamin'... Now given Kendall the non'cats way wid the women, Kendall the cat may be in fir a name change,.... or worse...

Bobert


28 Jan 06 - 10:47 AM (#1657072)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: SINSULL

Sounds just about right to me. You should see him and Jacqui go at it!
OOOPS I wasn't supposed to say that!
Don't worry though. Emma will win out in the end.


28 Jan 06 - 10:52 AM (#1657074)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: gnu

MMFFTT!!


28 Jan 06 - 02:27 PM (#1657175)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: jacqui.c

Ms Mary - you're letting the cat out of the bag!


28 Jan 06 - 02:28 PM (#1657179)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: jacqui.c

Although out of the cellar would be more apt in this household......


28 Jan 06 - 03:02 PM (#1657204)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: SINSULL

MMFFTT?
Please translate.


28 Jan 06 - 03:05 PM (#1657207)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: KT

Jacqui, and Mary, now that's the third time you've nearly ruined my keyboard! I've got to learn to swallow my tea before I read!


28 Jan 06 - 03:12 PM (#1657213)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: SINSULL

MMFFTT?
Please translate.


07 Mar 06 - 07:36 PM (#1687823)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: SINSULL

Kendall hurt his back today. And despite my protestations, he removed his shirt and his t-shirt so that Jacqui could have a look. We unwed maidens can only take so much. I was immediately reminded of Seamus' shameless display in the dog park and then wondered how Kendall the Cat is doiung.
Bebert? An update?
SINS


07 Mar 06 - 08:06 PM (#1687850)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Bobert

Kendall (the Cat) Update:

Well, it hasn't been a purdy sight 'round here as Kendall the Cat continues eityh his stalkin' and pouncing on both Emma (the small clico) and Meeko (the big black longhair) and they are both gettin' just a little tired of Kendall's crap...Figuratively and literally since he uses his cat box and theirs... But he's staying the he3ck away dfrom my Martin guitar case so, as far as I'm concerned, that stuff is their problem to work out...

One thing which is rather irritating is that he will not use the big litter box outside... Nope, holds it until he come in...

But he seems to be a purdy good cat other than his pouncing on the other cats which continue to produce shreaiks from Emma and growls from the Meeko...

Bobert


07 Mar 06 - 08:38 PM (#1687885)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: SINSULL

Serves you right for naming him Kendall!


07 Mar 06 - 08:39 PM (#1687888)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Cluin

If you get another, you can name it Barbiedall.


07 Mar 06 - 08:48 PM (#1687902)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Bobert

Actually, we are now considering getting yet another cat but this time a small kitten so that Kendall will have something to beat up on...

No, Cluin. There won't be no Bobert going to the door yellin' "Barbiedoll"... I got my pride...


07 Mar 06 - 11:38 PM (#1687962)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: Sorcha

LOL....You could name her Jacqui....


08 Mar 06 - 04:52 AM (#1688071)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: John MacKenzie

You could name it Sullivan!
Giok


08 Mar 06 - 06:10 AM (#1688112)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: The Fooles Troupe

Bobert, every time I fed my cats, I would whistle at first.

Now when I want them, I just whistle. Worked for every cat I've ever owned. I've got my pride too...


08 Mar 06 - 07:35 AM (#1688152)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: jacqui.c

If he names it Jacqui or Sullivan then Kendall will be in for a hard time, if the kitten follows the name.


08 Mar 06 - 02:11 PM (#1688417)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: SINSULL

Can't you just see the cute little fuzzy kitten following your cat around saying "I love you, Kendall" as she jumps from behind furniture and knocks him down or steals his cat treats. heh heh


08 Mar 06 - 02:17 PM (#1688422)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: jacqui.c

Oh yes!


08 Mar 06 - 02:20 PM (#1688423)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: catspaw49

Why not name the next one Nuckinfutz?

Spaw


09 Mar 06 - 07:05 AM (#1689042)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: kendall

Sigh


09 Mar 06 - 07:14 AM (#1689046)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: John MacKenzie

Who's a little ray of sunshine this morning then?
G.☺


09 Mar 06 - 07:58 AM (#1689078)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: SINSULL

Damn it, Giok! Coffee on the keyboard!


09 Mar 06 - 08:17 AM (#1689096)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: The Fooles Troupe

I was tempted to rename my kitten Martin Gibson. It knows where the cat box is, it knows how to use the cat flap. It just seems to prefer to shit all over the place inside...


09 Mar 06 - 09:58 AM (#1689177)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: kendall

..ray of sunshine? Certainly not the Guest who insinuated that the Scots are scumbags in the Icons of Englishness thread.


09 Mar 06 - 11:09 AM (#1689245)
Subject: RE: BS: Kendall is a Pussy...
From: John MacKenzie

Must admit that I've never opened that thread, I felt it was rude to intrude on private grief.
It would seem that I made the right decision!
Giok