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BS: Bush the War Hero

04 Feb 06 - 08:50 PM (#1661803)
Subject: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: GUEST,Swift Boat Vet

Well, my buds and I have had just about enough of you Mudcat crybaby liberals bashing President Bush and so I'm here to set the record straight.

Yes, it is difficult for the President to talk about those last 18 months of his service but I will. He was assigned to a highly secret Special Forces unit in Vietnam to fly a captured MIG fighter into Hanoi, make his way to a hospital where I was being held captive, kill several North Vietnames regulars who were guarding me, carry me on his own back 2 miles back to the airfeild and fly my to safety, landing on an aircraft a carrier somewhere off the shores of South Vietnam.

I cannot give my name here because of the classified nature of the mission and because of national security issues but you can take it to the bank that this occured.

So, for all you Kerry crybabies, have a little respect for the real hero, George W. Bush.

Swift Boat Veteran for Truth


04 Feb 06 - 08:56 PM (#1661806)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: GUEST,George Bush

Now you've let the cat out of the bag.


04 Feb 06 - 09:00 PM (#1661810)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Azizi

yeah right. and the only thing he fears is krytomite.

****

Truth is to the Bush what krytomite is to Superman.


04 Feb 06 - 09:02 PM (#1661814)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Bobert

Hmmmmmmmm?

Do you do drugs, Swifty???


04 Feb 06 - 09:05 PM (#1661817)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Ebbie

I'm glad to hear the real truth finally. I can tell by just looking at you that you speak truth. I would not dream of insulting you by suggesting any need for verification.

(Nicely done, by the way)


04 Feb 06 - 09:21 PM (#1661835)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Rapparee

I believe every word of this because President Bush is a rather self-effacing sort. I would have thought that George H. Bush was a bit old by the early 1970s for such an assignment, but hey! the man made parachute jumps when he was in his 80s!


04 Feb 06 - 09:23 PM (#1661839)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: mg

I am glad that someone at last can find some humor in the POW situation. mg


04 Feb 06 - 09:27 PM (#1661844)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: GUEST

I too was rescued from the Hanoi Hilton by George Bush. I owe him my life. But then, I am a chronic liar. Learned it from George on the flight back to the carrier in the South China Sea.


04 Feb 06 - 10:58 PM (#1661900)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: GUEST,Boab

Seems all these Georges were tainted similarly---George Bush, George Galloway, George the Third---


04 Feb 06 - 11:53 PM (#1661916)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Arne

SBV:

Yes, it is difficult for the President to talk about those last 18 months of his service but I will. He was assigned to a highly secret Special Forces unit in Vietnam to fly a captured MIG fighter into Hanoi, make his way to a hospital where I was being held captive, kill several North Vietnames regulars who were guarding me, carry me on his own back 2 miles back to the airfeild and fly my to safety, landing on an aircraft a carrier somewhere off the shores of South Vietnam.

You forgot to mention that it was uphill both going there and coming back. CRedit where credit is due.....

Cheers,


05 Feb 06 - 12:23 AM (#1661924)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Cluin

Wasn't that Sylvester Stallone?

Or was it Chuck Norris?


05 Feb 06 - 01:41 AM (#1661939)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Kaleea

it was dumbo & dubblepew, obviously


05 Feb 06 - 06:53 AM (#1662023)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Teribus

Wasn't it "Kryptonite"?


05 Feb 06 - 06:58 AM (#1662025)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

Only in English speaking countries, T

LOL
Don T.


05 Feb 06 - 09:59 AM (#1662100)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: David C. Carter

I thought it was "Kraptonite"


05 Feb 06 - 03:50 PM (#1662302)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T

It's crap any night, David.

Don T.


05 Feb 06 - 03:55 PM (#1662307)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush the War Hero
From: GUEST

http://nobravery.cf.huffingtonpost.com/