09 Feb 06 - 01:41 PM (#1665341) Subject: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,pottymouth utterly stupid expletive exclaimations: example for consideration... monkey cunts !!!!! |
09 Feb 06 - 01:44 PM (#1665345) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Amos Why is that any stupider than Finch cloacae? Or Giant Squid Pseudopods!? A |
09 Feb 06 - 01:47 PM (#1665347) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Bert or Metamorphosing Polywogs |
09 Feb 06 - 02:24 PM (#1665366) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Little Hawk Awesome! |
09 Feb 06 - 02:37 PM (#1665375) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Ebbie Pronounciation, Exclaimation and Maintainance are siblings, I believe. Are there any others in the family? |
09 Feb 06 - 04:18 PM (#1665439) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Rapparee Why would I WANT to say that? I have a whole vocabulary that I have built up over the years for "stupid expletive exclamations" and that's not among them. Besides, monkeys are Chongo's cousins. |
09 Feb 06 - 04:25 PM (#1665443) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Cluin One of mother's classics: "Oh, bitch and be buggered!" Is that a natural progression, Mom? |
09 Feb 06 - 05:08 PM (#1665484) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Liz the Squeak Buggeration seems to be the in word here at the moment... Bummocks is my favourite though. LTS |
09 Feb 06 - 05:09 PM (#1665485) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Joybell And there's, "Go to Buggery!" "He went and buggered off!" True-Love knows an Armenian phrase that translates as, "Don't throw ashes on my balls!" It's used like the Aussie, "Don't come the raw prawn!" Cheers, Joy |
09 Feb 06 - 05:39 PM (#1665505) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: artbrooks Republican! |
09 Feb 06 - 06:48 PM (#1665558) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: John O'L "Don't throw ashes on my balls!"? Suck-a-rat's-arse, that sounds painful. |
09 Feb 06 - 06:52 PM (#1665565) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,Sean O'Tosser Wank Buckets ! |
09 Feb 06 - 06:55 PM (#1665569) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Bee-dubya-ell Hey, anyone who thinks "monkey cunts" is just a stupid exclaimation has obviously never tried 'em barbecued. |
09 Feb 06 - 07:15 PM (#1665582) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST Or as my mother would say "Oh, dear!" |
09 Feb 06 - 07:59 PM (#1665612) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Bill D if they're utterly stupid, they're too ridiculous to post. (and it's " exclamations ") |
09 Feb 06 - 08:03 PM (#1665616) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Cluin Bum drippings |
09 Feb 06 - 08:05 PM (#1665620) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,Davy Jones and it's Monkee cunt [ Mike Nesmith ] |
09 Feb 06 - 08:44 PM (#1665652) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST You soggy sack of sheep shit! |
09 Feb 06 - 09:32 PM (#1665678) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,pottymouth bugger me inside out with a dictionary !!! " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " " exclamations " e x c l a m a t i o n s... there.. happy now Bill !!!??? |
09 Feb 06 - 09:37 PM (#1665683) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Bee-dubya-ell Pronounciation, Exclaimation and Maintainance are siblings, I believe. Are there any others in the family? Profoundity and Reclaimation. |
09 Feb 06 - 10:00 PM (#1665691) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Janie Isn't "utterly stupid expletive exclaimations (sic)" an oxymoron? Janie |
09 Feb 06 - 10:02 PM (#1665692) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: wysiwyg Orientated is in that family as well, I believe; a cousin. ~S~ |
09 Feb 06 - 10:12 PM (#1665696) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: wysiwyg Just seen in another thread: imitiation. Some kind of fratboy thing I can't quite imagine, I guess. ~S~ |
09 Feb 06 - 10:19 PM (#1665702) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Bill D happy?...nawwww... smug, maybe... |
09 Feb 06 - 10:42 PM (#1665720) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: John O'L Well I declaire! |
09 Feb 06 - 10:46 PM (#1665723) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Bill D de "Claire de Lune" |
09 Feb 06 - 10:47 PM (#1665725) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Janie My spelling nor my typing are what they used to be. But more times than not, the use of expletives IS utterly stupid. Janie |
09 Feb 06 - 10:55 PM (#1665733) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST arse grapes! |
09 Feb 06 - 11:01 PM (#1665736) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Janie No thank you. I prefer 'dingleberry.' J |
09 Feb 06 - 11:13 PM (#1665743) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: John O'L "My spelling nor my typing are what they used to be"... That much is oblivious. |
09 Feb 06 - 11:14 PM (#1665744) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Janie LOL! J |
09 Feb 06 - 11:26 PM (#1665752) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST well sting my ass with a spelling bee! |
09 Feb 06 - 11:30 PM (#1665754) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: JennyO Well love me tender and call me Elvis! |
10 Feb 06 - 02:23 AM (#1665811) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: michaelr Balderdash. Utter toss. Piffle, even. |
10 Feb 06 - 02:52 AM (#1665818) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,Boab "Pee wulks" [winkles tae youse furriners] "Scart yer whurrie wi' a whin bush] |
10 Feb 06 - 03:35 AM (#1665826) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,Elfcall motherfather! bastige! |
10 Feb 06 - 03:50 AM (#1665829) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Gervase Well fuck me pink and call me Rosy! |
10 Feb 06 - 07:50 AM (#1665911) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Liz the Squeak Ah Gervase... how well I remember you declaiming that from under a pile of nylon and poles that had once been a tent..... LTS |
10 Feb 06 - 08:06 AM (#1665921) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Gervase But it was meant as an oath, not a sodding instruction! Took me weeks before I was back on the bike again. |
10 Feb 06 - 03:40 PM (#1666314) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Bert Load of old Codswallop! |
13 Feb 06 - 03:09 PM (#1667451) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: fat B****rd "Gag me with a blow torch" "Baby Moses on stilts" "Great snappin' assholes" |
13 Feb 06 - 03:20 PM (#1667459) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Little Hawk "Bollocks!" This is an expression used by opinionated gits from the UK when they don't agree with something you've just said... ;-) |
13 Feb 06 - 03:21 PM (#1667460) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST I always thought 'Fuck me!' was an extreme expression of amazement. As well as particularly dangerous when expressed in certain bars that I've been in. And quickly exited. Is 'The Queens Head' still there in Coventry? |
13 Feb 06 - 03:47 PM (#1667480) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,DB Once, whilst sat on a toilet in Salford, I overheard a plumber exclaim: "fuck me, the fucking fucker's fucking fucked!" Such poetry! Such economical use of language! The man was a genius ... or, possibly, just a foul-mouthed Lancastrian git. |
13 Feb 06 - 03:54 PM (#1667485) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Peace "fuck me, the fucking fucker's fucking fucked!" A grammar lesson in one fell swoop. AMAZING. |
13 Feb 06 - 04:11 PM (#1667510) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Raptor Well Shit an Shove me in it! Raptor |
13 Feb 06 - 05:50 PM (#1667600) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Cluin Flocons de maïs! |
13 Feb 06 - 06:06 PM (#1667614) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Bill D "Gotdandruff'nsomeofititches" |
13 Feb 06 - 07:33 PM (#1667709) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Snuffy So nothing origional to offer? |
13 Feb 06 - 07:39 PM (#1667715) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Bert Fuck my old boots! |
13 Feb 06 - 08:33 PM (#1667783) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Cluin Sonofabeehive fleaflickin' Martha Focker |
13 Feb 06 - 08:44 PM (#1667791) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: darkriver New hip one making the Internet rounds:
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13 Feb 06 - 08:56 PM (#1667799) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,Joe_F Diddlyratbarf! Fiddlededee! --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: Did you think dandelions were pretty when you were four? What changed your mind? :|| |
13 Feb 06 - 10:53 PM (#1667858) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Little Hawk Horse puckey! |
13 Feb 06 - 11:01 PM (#1667864) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST somehow, I've just lost my appetite for munching monkey nuts! |
13 Feb 06 - 11:04 PM (#1667866) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Janie Is a bear Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods? |
13 Feb 06 - 11:14 PM (#1667870) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Cluin Consarn flibberty jibbet! |
14 Feb 06 - 01:34 AM (#1667908) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,skivee "Goody-Goddamn" |
14 Feb 06 - 07:38 AM (#1668030) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Michael Whilst moving heavy objects; "These fuckers are cunts!" |
14 Feb 06 - 09:30 AM (#1668104) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Raptor Why is the "C" word all of a sudden ok to write here? Where are the Pious complainers? This usualy offends people. |
14 Feb 06 - 09:39 AM (#1668112) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,sweary Simon "all of a sudden" ???!!! its the 21st Century for fucks sake! its taken at least over a hundred effin years to progress this far with healthily irreverent public swearing |
14 Feb 06 - 09:41 AM (#1668113) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,cuntbreath to be cuntinued.... |
14 Feb 06 - 09:59 AM (#1668128) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Jeri The pious complainers aren't complaining, probably because there isn't any profanity in the thread title to get the whole of Mudcat blocked by their workplace smut censors. It's also not in people's faces if they have to read the thread to see the bad words. 'Cunt' is just a word. I don't care much for it, but I get more huffy about 'nukular' and 'irregardless', and I'm extremely tempted to do something about the mis-spelling in the thread title. Profanity exists to offend people. If it does offend, then it's doing exactly what it's supposed to. Anybody remember the old M*A*S*H* TV show and the endless substitutions for 'bullshit' Col. Potter came up with? I think that's where 'horse pucky' came from, but it might have existed before the show. I like the things you don't give, like a rat's ass, a fart in a high wind, a hamster's heinie, a good goddam, etc. |
14 Feb 06 - 06:59 PM (#1668611) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Stephen L. Rich There's always Bullwinkle's classic, "Jumpin' G. Horsefat!" Stephen Lee |
14 Feb 06 - 07:50 PM (#1668660) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,Skivee I heard of a woman who once exclaimed,"Oh Shit! I almost stepped in that dog crap!" |
14 Feb 06 - 10:45 PM (#1668851) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Cluin This. and this. Oh, and this too. |
15 Feb 06 - 05:00 AM (#1669102) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: GUEST,Ingrid Frances Stark Jesus frog on a pogo stick! Christ on a bicycle! Jeepers creepers! Oh, my stars and garters! You said your what hurts? Ingrid |
15 Feb 06 - 09:36 AM (#1669296) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Charley Noble Mercy Maud! Leapin' Lizards! Cheerily, Charley Noble |
15 Feb 06 - 01:08 PM (#1669496) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Michael There was as a nice one on 'Shameless'last night; 'Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining' Mike |
15 Feb 06 - 08:22 PM (#1669847) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Windsinger "Well, cover me in eggs and flour and bake me for 14 minutes." --the dude from "House," whilst still acting like a Brit in Blackadder Goes Forth Slán, ~Fionn www.geocities.com/children_of_lir |
16 Feb 06 - 04:38 PM (#1670209) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Scoville Piffleberries (my grandmother, who denied herself the satisfaction of real cuss words) Jesus Christ on a bicycle (timid, sheltered, college friend of mine. I always wondered if he rode on a women's frame, to allow for those robes) |
16 Feb 06 - 04:51 PM (#1670231) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: emjay Do you really think your grandmother suffered from denying herself the use of real cuss words? Mine seemed to get enormouse satisfaction from her "oh, fudge" and "oh, sugar." Our esteemed, gag, lone congressman* is famous for his unusual vocabulary and is rumored to have called something "Bladderdash." Emjay *Don Young, R, Alaska |
16 Feb 06 - 07:58 PM (#1670479) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Cluin What about those cartoon and comic book characters? Great Scott! Good Grief! Heavens to Murgatroyd! Glorioski! Holy improper advances, Batman! Where the hell do those come from and what do they mean? |
17 Feb 06 - 09:01 AM (#1671031) Subject: RE: BS: utterly stupid expletive exclaimations ! From: Snuffy Sapristi! Ishkabibble! Sufferin' Succotash! |