14 Feb 06 - 10:35 PM (#1668833) Subject: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: Little Hawk ...than Buffy Sainte-Marie... |
14 Feb 06 - 10:36 PM (#1668836) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: number 6 now he is a lot shorter than Buffy! sIx |
14 Feb 06 - 10:37 PM (#1668837) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: Little Hawk He's so short that he bumped his head on the carpet edger! |
14 Feb 06 - 10:38 PM (#1668839) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: number 6 Bad LH ... bad |
14 Feb 06 - 10:40 PM (#1668843) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: Peace Gettin' hard to keep up with these threads, LH. Number 6--if yer gonna keep encouraging him . . . . |
14 Feb 06 - 10:42 PM (#1668847) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: number 6 So peace ... how tall or how short is Paul Simon? sIx |
14 Feb 06 - 10:47 PM (#1668858) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: Peace He is 5'2". |
14 Feb 06 - 10:49 PM (#1668861) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: Cluin He's shorter than Art. Garfunkel, not Thieme. But then maybe that's true too. |
14 Feb 06 - 11:12 PM (#1668921) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: Little Hawk Art Garfunkel is so tall that he got mistaken for an escaped giraffe and was assaulted by zoo employees. |
14 Feb 06 - 11:13 PM (#1668923) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: number 6 someone told me It's all happening at the zoo. I do believe it, I do believe it's true. It's a light and tumble journey From the east side to the park; Just a fine and fancy ramble To the zoo. But you can take the crosstown bus If it's raining or it's cold, And the animals will love it If you do. Somethin' tells me It's all happening at the zoo. The monkeys stand for honesty, Giraffes are insincere, And the elephants are kindly but They're dumb. Orangutans are skeptical Of changes in their cages, And the zookeeper is very fond of rum. Zebras are reactionaries, Antelopes are missionaries, Pigeons plot in secrecy, And hamsters turn on frequently. What a gas! you gotta come and see At the zoo. |
14 Feb 06 - 11:14 PM (#1668927) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: Little Hawk It's true. Hamsters do turn on frequently. |
14 Feb 06 - 11:18 PM (#1668936) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: Cluin What kind of porno have you been looking at? |
14 Feb 06 - 11:18 PM (#1668938) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: number 6 What a gas !! |
14 Feb 06 - 11:19 PM (#1668940) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: Little Hawk Ouch! I wish I had not seen that. |
14 Feb 06 - 11:33 PM (#1668959) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: Peace What? |
14 Feb 06 - 11:34 PM (#1668961) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: Little Hawk Cluin's link. |
14 Feb 06 - 11:35 PM (#1668963) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: Peace He found the missing link? |
14 Feb 06 - 11:36 PM (#1668969) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: Cluin Ha! You looked! |
14 Feb 06 - 11:43 PM (#1668973) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: frogprince Yeah, I* looked; froze my * computer like a * stone trying to turn the * off; had to turn it off at the * circuit breaker and go through the whole * improper shutdown routine. I'll shorten somebody's * link for 'em... |
15 Feb 06 - 12:13 AM (#1669002) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: Gurney Paul Simon may be short (I don't know) but musically he is a giant. When he's standing in his field, no-one looks down on him. That comes over as excessively greasy, but I do admire his work. Bridge OTW and Gracelands are tremendous records by anyone's standards. |
15 Feb 06 - 12:24 AM (#1669011) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: number 6 Graceland is a superb song. sIx |
15 Feb 06 - 12:28 AM (#1669013) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: frogprince just for me, "Diamonds in the soles of my shoes" does it even better. |
15 Feb 06 - 04:37 AM (#1669090) Subject: RE: BS: And is Paul Simon even shorter? From: John MacKenzie He ain't short of cash, that's for sure! G |